

Once upon a time there lived a rabbit. He was the most chummy creature known in the woodland. One day a tortoise came to him and asked about a head to head race. Rabbit agreed. Time and place were fixed. After hearing, on your mark get set go, both ran. There were total of four laps. The rabbit being confident decided to have a nap. Seeing this the tortoise felt some hope. It plodded on and finally saw the winning post but unexpectedly found his contender Rabbit already at the spot. Tortoise asked, "How is this possible. You were sleeping".. Rabbit chuckled, "Ah! A hare and Tortoise? Slow and steady wins the race? My father had told me this story"
Do you liked my story? But why are we here for š..? Am i suppose to announce something grand today š..? Ah! My memory š„±.. Have to fathom it out.. What was that.. What was that
How can i banish it from my thought š²šµ???
Oh yes. I got it.. Its Bunny's Birthday today š
How could i forget it š”š”.. Anyways, let us celebrate this day š
First of all a small convo from Purvians dedicated to bunny ji š
Fanfare and lights. Enter Srishti the Kat and Padma with a large black mass of scales and adipose tissue.
Srishti: Biryani di?? Aap kahan ho??
Enter Saman.
Saman: Hola Mutton ji, Padma. Itne dino baad achanak kaise aana hua? And what's this? Ye kooda kyun le aayi idhar š²?
Padma: Arre di, ye kooda nahi apna Ravi bro hai... Magru!
Saman: Really? Isko ye kya ho gaya š²?
Srishti: Pata nahi kya ho gaya. Kal pata nahi kya kiya, shaam se aise hi pada hua hai. Abhi toh yahan koi doctor bhi nahi hai. Kya karein??
Saman: Aapko kya hua, Croczy?
Ravi: Stomach ache! Stomach ache hai sis. Do something!!
Saman: No worries. Yahan hai na ek upcoming star doctor, humari apni Bunny sis! She'll fix up the croc in no time!
Enter Reshma.
Srishti: Just on time! Reshu di, kuch kijiye na! Croczy bohot badi musibat mein hai!
Saman: We're all counting on you, Dr. Bunny!
Reshma: Don't worry anyone. Stand back... lay out the Croc on the operating table. And pray hard!
Croczy is put down on the table, and Padma, Srishti and Saman leave hoping to still find him in one piece when they return.
Reshma: OK bro, apni problem bolo?
Ravi: Ticking sound in stomach. Tickling in stomach. Heat in stomach. Chilling cold in stomach. Gas in stomach. Flowery smell in stomach. Jumping in stomach!
Reshma: (finishes writing down everything) ...okay. Now, relax and just look up at the ceiling. (points at a TV attached up there) Enjoy the tennis match, Rafa vs. Djokovic. Tab tak main dekhti hoon kya problem hai.
Bunny ji puts a cloth over the croc's enormous scaly belly and gets to work. Croczy is so immersed in the match that he notices nothing. Two hours later...
Reshma: Operation successful, bro! Pata chal gaya aapko ye sab problems kyun the. Dekho andar kya kya mila... alarm clock, feathers, gas cylinder, liquid nitrogen tank, fire extinguisher, perfume bottle. Aap ye sab kha gaye?
Ravi: Yes sis. I know apni eating habits change karni padengi. Thank you Dr. Bunny!
Srishti, Padma and Saman: Thank you Bunny ji!
Reshma: My pleasure (To Padma) What are you holding?
Padma: Don't know what's inside this box. We found it out there
(She places the box on a table and everyone looks at it, pondering what's inside)
Ravi: Please get me my fork and spoon. I know its cheddar cheese inside š
Saman: No. I am damn sure that its biryani š
Padma: Nah. I can hear squeak of squirrels āŗļø
Reshma: Keep quite and let me open this
Dr bunny opens the box and is astonished to see a large black forest cake inside. Suddenly Ravi, Srishti, Saman and Padma starts singing birthday song (What a voice š„±š)
Reshma:Hehe. Aap ko yaad tha š³
Ravi: Ofcourse. Now go ahead and cut the cake š
Dr Bunny cuts the cake but Saman shoves it all over her face
Reshma: Biryani š”
Ravi: My turn š
Padma: Yes but first scaly paw sharpening š
Everybody is enjoying cake and suddenly the box starts vibrating. Before they could knew it a squirrel jumps out side and wishes Bunny ji but realizes that all of 'hem have collapsed šš
[Credit=Demonstar and Me]
Yipee š„³.. Its 16 March today .. Someone great was born on this day. Its our Coolbie Reshma aka bunny š¤
She is an ace poet, amazing writer, cool friend and sometimes a bit irritating too. Hehe joking š. She is a very special member of this forum. We all love her so much š
May you have many many more š¤. Ameen š
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