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You know the drill ... M moved on from kostining but I still (rarely) do Kos-pints:
Work has been busy and episodes painful. Nuff said. This one is a Belated Budday gift for my dear friend Bhanu (your other demand is in progress girl).
From past two days, actually saw a glimpse of the old YHM. So basically everyone comes into form only when they fight Ruhi-ke-liye. Yeah well, I don't blame them.
Wacko baccha inspires no one (least of all his own face to express) ... so Ruhi it is.
Bro's Woes :
Kameena Bro 1: Bro ... this happened coz of me.
Kameena Bro 2: STFU will ya? It was all my doing.
Kameena Bro 1: But I was the reason for the BOP on your head.
Kameena Bro 2: No you weren't, you moron. It was "The Saas" in me which impressed Gel-Boy with my awesomeness.
Kameena Bro 1: Really ... boy ur talented. BTW any plans for a new kaand?
Kameena Bro 2: Later. Right now I plan to find out why they've given me Amma's old bandage style. Does this mean I get my own court case for 6 whole weeks?
Kyunki har Court room Drama kuch kehta hai:
Judge: Bhalla land has only one case worth pursuing. Am bored. Let's see how Ruhi is doing.
Gel-Man: Your honor. Anger is an emotion my bro doesn't know. It was all me.
Judge: Really? You don't seem too violent.
Gel-Man: My bitchy sis is back and freaky nephew scared me outta my own home. Dumb fiancee refuses to neck anymore. And to top it all, my hair just doesn't stick despite all the gel.
Judge: Point(s) noted. Next.
Abla Mom: My bro is blind & am a single Mom who deserted her kid n hubby. Also was in a live-in with my Sugar Daddy. Oh & I don't earn either. Don't you see what an awesome Mom I had make?
Judge: Dramatics noted. Next.
Saas cum Mom: My dialogue writer refuses to write something new. So will continue to compare my DIL with Yashosa Maiyya. Waise Devki was in jail for years...a modern day Krishna saga in making if you bar Shags ... what say?
Judge: Good point. Plus her screeching hurts my ears.
Angry Hot man: If Ruhi is handed over to Ex-wife, Current-wifey wud move in there too. TRP's have fallen. I really need to get on with the con-FESS-Ons.
Judge: You still havn't said it? Fine. Point noted.
Random socialite: Did you know Shags left a SPA session half way just for this hearing. Such a great mom you know.
Judge: You don't say.
Ethical journalist: Your Honor, you are so making it to the front page tomorrow. Too bad, Delhi's 3rd industrialist has gone missing. I got all the 3 last time.
Judge: Don't worry about that. He has already used his connections for bestie, Ishuuu. Spoiler Alert. This hearing is fixed.
Caring Dad: Don't take away the only sane member of Bhalla family. The kid actually talks sense.
Judge: Ok. Cool.
DumbMi: Your Honor. Dumbness is my crime, only I should do the time. Also pleej to make Simmy share half a brain with me.
Judge: Err...ummm ...ok.
Kameena-Man: Hear me out too Judge Sahibaa. Its been days since Ex-fiancee slapped me 'round. She's like the "tez thappad" to my "itching-to-be-hit" cheek. Come on baby, lets do it.
Judge: Are we all done?
Angry Hot man: Wait, am not done yet. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have gotten to cry this much after so long. Feel much lighter already. Dil se thank you, Your honor.
Judge: Phew, let's get this over with now. Am tired. Hope Wacko kid's case doesn't open anytime soon.
Scandal wale Pints:
S is for the Scandal that DumbMi regrets. Well, if only she regrets her missing brain too.
C is for the Cutest family of Soapy land ... Raman, Ishita and Ruhi. Awww.
A is for Ass-Oak's stalking abilities. He stalked Raman right to the court. Just go on with the "confession" dude.
N for the overflowing NGO's that India has. And here I thought they are for really needy kids and not the ones from Page3 families.
D is for the Delhi-Chennai Rajdhani Express that this court room track is. Good, Puttar soon gets to shed more tears in Guilt Land again.
A is for the Awesome new friend that Shagun has found in Tanu ji kyunki-saheli-bhi-kabhi-dushman-thi.
L is for the Lowe which is at the end of this tunnel. Do we finally see a light, guys?
Baap of all Tracks in YHM:
Super rich & Sexy (stalker & crazy) teenage girl LOWES doh bacchon ka kurta jhola wearing Bala.
^^^ Don't even need to write this funny ... howlarious on its own 🤣
Kostin of the Day:
Was that? Oh my God ... was it? No it cudn't be? But what if it was ... A flicker of expression on MCP's face today?
Mihir pleej to bop Wacko kid and DumbMi on their heads too. Maybe the "Expressions" nerve in their heads would flicker?
Graphic Kostin of the Day:
No wonder Sunny Boy was in such a good mood today that he "almost" gave an expression. Look what he was strategizing about in the hospital -
PS -- Everyone got above wrong. Yaar its from MCP's POV. Ass-Oak doesn't have eyes at the back of his head 😆
PPS - Half asleep while writing this. Loads of typos am guessing.
PPPS -- As you guys wanted ... let's spam 😃
Work has been busy and episodes painful. Nuff said. This one is a Belated Budday gift for my dear friend Bhanu (your other demand is in progress girl).
From past two days, actually saw a glimpse of the old YHM. So basically everyone comes into form only when they fight Ruhi-ke-liye. Yeah well, I don't blame them.
Wacko baccha inspires no one (least of all his own face to express) ... so Ruhi it is.
Bro's Woes :
Kameena Bro 1: Bro ... this happened coz of me.
Kameena Bro 2: STFU will ya? It was all my doing.
Kameena Bro 1: But I was the reason for the BOP on your head.
Kameena Bro 2: No you weren't, you moron. It was "The Saas" in me which impressed Gel-Boy with my awesomeness.
Kameena Bro 1: Really ... boy ur talented. BTW any plans for a new kaand?
Kameena Bro 2: Later. Right now I plan to find out why they've given me Amma's old bandage style. Does this mean I get my own court case for 6 whole weeks?
Kyunki har Court room Drama kuch kehta hai:
Judge: Bhalla land has only one case worth pursuing. Am bored. Let's see how Ruhi is doing.
Gel-Man: Your honor. Anger is an emotion my bro doesn't know. It was all me.
Judge: Really? You don't seem too violent.
Gel-Man: My bitchy sis is back and freaky nephew scared me outta my own home. Dumb fiancee refuses to neck anymore. And to top it all, my hair just doesn't stick despite all the gel.
Judge: Point(s) noted. Next.
Abla Mom: My bro is blind & am a single Mom who deserted her kid n hubby. Also was in a live-in with my Sugar Daddy. Oh & I don't earn either. Don't you see what an awesome Mom I had make?
Judge: Dramatics noted. Next.
Saas cum Mom: My dialogue writer refuses to write something new. So will continue to compare my DIL with Yashosa Maiyya. Waise Devki was in jail for years...a modern day Krishna saga in making if you bar Shags ... what say?
Judge: Good point. Plus her screeching hurts my ears.
Angry Hot man: If Ruhi is handed over to Ex-wife, Current-wifey wud move in there too. TRP's have fallen. I really need to get on with the con-FESS-Ons.
Judge: You still havn't said it? Fine. Point noted.
Random socialite: Did you know Shags left a SPA session half way just for this hearing. Such a great mom you know.
Judge: You don't say.
Ethical journalist: Your Honor, you are so making it to the front page tomorrow. Too bad, Delhi's 3rd industrialist has gone missing. I got all the 3 last time.
Judge: Don't worry about that. He has already used his connections for bestie, Ishuuu. Spoiler Alert. This hearing is fixed.
Caring Dad: Don't take away the only sane member of Bhalla family. The kid actually talks sense.
Judge: Ok. Cool.
DumbMi: Your Honor. Dumbness is my crime, only I should do the time. Also pleej to make Simmy share half a brain with me.
Judge: Err...ummm ...ok.
Kameena-Man: Hear me out too Judge Sahibaa. Its been days since Ex-fiancee slapped me 'round. She's like the "tez thappad" to my "itching-to-be-hit" cheek. Come on baby, lets do it.
Judge: Are we all done?
Angry Hot man: Wait, am not done yet. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have gotten to cry this much after so long. Feel much lighter already. Dil se thank you, Your honor.
Judge: Phew, let's get this over with now. Am tired. Hope Wacko kid's case doesn't open anytime soon.
Scandal wale Pints:
S is for the Scandal that DumbMi regrets. Well, if only she regrets her missing brain too.
C is for the Cutest family of Soapy land ... Raman, Ishita and Ruhi. Awww.
A is for Ass-Oak's stalking abilities. He stalked Raman right to the court. Just go on with the "confession" dude.
N for the overflowing NGO's that India has. And here I thought they are for really needy kids and not the ones from Page3 families.
D is for the Delhi-Chennai Rajdhani Express that this court room track is. Good, Puttar soon gets to shed more tears in Guilt Land again.
A is for the Awesome new friend that Shagun has found in Tanu ji kyunki-saheli-bhi-kabhi-dushman-thi.
L is for the Lowe which is at the end of this tunnel. Do we finally see a light, guys?
Baap of all Tracks in YHM:
Super rich & Sexy (stalker & crazy) teenage girl LOWES doh bacchon ka kurta jhola wearing Bala.
^^^ Don't even need to write this funny ... howlarious on its own 🤣
Kostin of the Day:
Was that? Oh my God ... was it? No it cudn't be? But what if it was ... A flicker of expression on MCP's face today?
Mihir pleej to bop Wacko kid and DumbMi on their heads too. Maybe the "Expressions" nerve in their heads would flicker?
Graphic Kostin of the Day:
No wonder Sunny Boy was in such a good mood today that he "almost" gave an expression. Look what he was strategizing about in the hospital -
PS -- Everyone got above wrong. Yaar its from MCP's POV. Ass-Oak doesn't have eyes at the back of his head 😆
PPS - Half asleep while writing this. Loads of typos am guessing.
PPPS -- As you guys wanted ... let's spam 😃
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