Originally posted by: paru_rox
You know the drill ... M moved on from kostining but I still (rarely) do Kos-pints:
Work
has been busy and episodes painful. Nuff said. This one is a Belated
Budday gift for my dear friend Bhanu (your other demand is in progress
girl).
PARUUU 🤗 HUGS FOR THIS ... Finally u r back .. and back with a bang ... but yess ... am waiting for my other gift too ... well what do I say ... it is my bday month and am lalchi 😆😆
From past two days,
actually saw a glimpse of the old YHM. So basically everyone comes into
form only when they fight Ruhi-ke-liye. Yeah well, I don't blame them.
Wacko baccha inspires no one (least of all his own face to express) ... so Ruhi it is.
Bro's Woes :
Kameena Bro 1: Bro ... this happened coz of me.
Kameena Bro 2: STFU will ya? It was all my doing.
Kameena Bro 1: But I was the reason for the BOP on your head.
Kameena Bro 2: No you weren't, you moron. It was "The Saas" in me which impressed Gel-Boy with my awesomeness.
Kameena Bro 1: Really ... boy ur talented. BTW any plans for a new kaand?
Kameena Bro 2:
Later. Right now I plan to find out why they've given me Amma's old
bandage style. Does this mean I get my own court case for 6 whole weeks?
Amma ki bandage 🤣 ... let me guess ... Budget problems ... vaise they may have kept the model ready for everyone to use ... jisko chot lagi usko TOPA pehna do ... 🤣🤣🤣
Kyunki har Court room Drama kuch kehta hai:
Vaise ... since this is in my honor ... I dedicate the following segment to apni V ... hopefully u did survive the epi yesterday ... if u r struggling to find them, let me help ... believe me lawyers were present in the scene ... the black coat and their uniform confirmed it ... well whether they were required or not is another kostin altogether ... 🤣🤣
V maaregi mujhe 🤣🤣🤣
Judge: Bhalla land has only one case worth pursuing. Am bored. Let's see how Ruhi is doing.
Gel-Man: Your honor. Anger is an emotion my bro doesn't know. It was all me.
Judge: Really? You don't seem too violent.
Gel-Man:
My bitchy sis is back and freaky nephew scared me outta my own home.
Dumb fiancee refuses to neck anymore. And to top it all, my hair just
doesn't stick despite all the gel.
Judge: Point(s) noted. Next.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ... I swear as soon as I saw Mihir applied all the gel available in the set for the entire YHM cast for the whole year ... I visualized u rolling with laughter on your bed ... sachi me all I did was laugh and think ... Paru ki lines .. Pleej to go easy on the gel ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Abla Mom: My
bro is blind & am a single Mom who deserted her kid n hubby. Also
was in a live-in with my Sugar Daddy. Oh & I don't earn either.
Don't you see what an awesome Mom I had make?
Judge: Dramatics noted. Next.
Not to mention ... I am a sanskari bahu who thinks sanskaar are muft me baatofied in SPA and my AssOak beats all the sanskari devi devta of every mythological serial in any slot. He gets to be the most sanskari aadmi of the lot ... BAS.
Look, 6 years ... 6 years he spent with me and all I got is a false alarm ... do u need any other proof my lord 😲???
Saas cum Mom: My
dialogue writer refuses to write something new. So will continue to
compare my DIL with Yashosa Maiyya. Waise Devki was in jail for
years...a modern day Krishna saga in making if you bar Shags ... what
say?
Judge: Good point. Plus her screeching hurts my ears.
🤣🤣
Not to mention ... the old dialogues were given ... Yashoda Maiya and Sheri hai tu Ishita ... .. and the fool in me wished ki Toshiji will do band baaja baraat of Shagun one more time ... ouch for my high hopes
Angry Hot man: If
Ruhi is handed over to Ex-wife, Current-wifey wud move in there too.
TRP's have fallen. I really need to get on with the con-FESS-Ons.
Judge: You still havn't said it? Fine. Point
Bhagwaan ke liye not to do that Judge sahiba ... I put beewi on the couch and the forum is making me do it in office, kitchen, sink, bathroom, balcony, burj khaleefa, mars (well the last two is the creative liberty I took ... am the HOT HERO after all), imagine, my plight if she moves ... I am in the wrong side of thirties my lord ... pleej to show mercy ... 🤣🤣
Random socialite: Did you know Shags left a SPA session half way just for this hearing. Such a great mom you know.
Judge: You don't say.
Shagun'e plea on hearing this naya angle ... mi lord ... pleej to complete this jaldi se ... u see as my sanskari AssOak will tell u, I do not have a car and finance to I cannot afford to lose the last prepaid manicure appointment booked by him ... Pretty Pleej
Ethical journalist: Your Honor, you are so making it to the front page tomorrow. Too bad, Delhi's 3rd industrialist has gone missing. I got all the 3 last time.
Judge: Don't worry about that. He has already used his connections for bestie, Ishuuu. Spoiler Alert. This hearing is fixed.
Let me actually tell the spoiler to all the loyal viewers .. err ... readers of the thread ... my return gift ... 😛 ... well ... third industrialist warned the second one that he will get personal ... and personal did he get ... tabhi to the second one came rushing to save the first one ... one last time ... and announce... i do not stalk u anymore ... have already gotten personal with the second one ... so our rishta is over ...
Caring Dad: Don't take away the only sane member of Bhalla family. The kid actually talks sense.
Judge: Ok. Cool.
DumbMi: Your Honor. Dumbness is my crime, only I should do the time. Also pleej to make Simmy share half a brain with me.
Judge: Err...ummm ...ok.
Kameena-Man:
Hear me out too Judge Sahibaa. Its been days since Ex-fiancee slapped
me 'round. She's like the "tez thappad" to my "itching-to-be-hit" cheek.
Come on baby, lets do it.
Judge: Are we all done?
P.S.: Continuation of the personal FEST --> 2nd one thought
... its been ages I got a free facial massage ... time to meet Shaggy
and get it ... Slap Slap Slap ... well ... ahaan ... now ready to get PERSONAL
Angry Hot man:
Wait, am not done yet. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have gotten to
cry this much after so long. Feel much lighter already. Dil se thank
you, Your honor.
Judge: Phew, let's get this over with now. Am tired. Hope Wacko kid's case doesn't open anytime soon.
ANGRY HOT MAN with his aakhaan wich aansoo ... rounga nahi saalo to kya dance karunga ... forum vaasi are hell bent on making me do MATURE stuff ...
and vo saala Sick A** ... glycerine bechne vaale ki beti se affair chala raha hai ... and mujhe rula raha hai ...
WAIT >>>>> WHAT ... HE HEARD IT did u hear it 😲 .. Sir jee ... tussi to great ho ... arre ye glycerine vaale nahi ... asli vaale hai ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PJ THA ... MALOOM HAI THA ... FRIDAY MOOD ME HOON ... JHELO MUJHE
Scandal wale Pints:
S is for the Scandal that DumbMi regrets. Well, if only she regrets her missing brain too.
No comments 😡
C is for the Cutest family of Soapy land ... Raman, Ishita and Ruhi. Awww.
☺️
A is for Ass-Oak's stalking abilities. He stalked Raman right to the court. Just go on with the "confession" dude.
Pleej to refer to the section above for ASLI PERSONAL reason
N for the overflowing NGO's that India has. And here I thought they are for really needy kids and not the ones from Page3 families.
This one actually made me 😲
D is for the Delhi-Chennai Rajdhani Express that this court room track is. Good, Puttar soon gets to shed more tears in Guilt Land again.
Lawyers the kal V ... I promise 🤣
A is for the Awesome new friend that Shagun has found in Tanu ji kyunki-saheli-bhi-kabhi-dushman-thi.
🤢
L is for the Lowe which is at the end of this tunnel. Do we finally see a light, guys?
😳
Baap of all Tracks in YHM:
Super rich & Sexy (stalker & crazy) teenage girl LOWES doh bacchon ka kurta jhola wearing Bala.
^^^ Don't even need to write this funny ... howlarious on its own 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi My name is BALA ... am 24. One more thing ... what is Bala the professor giving tutions to a hotel management intern ??
Ans: U unemployed fools ... trying to find logic 😡
Kostin of the Day:
Was that? Oh my God ... was it? No it cudn't be? But what if it was ... A flicker of expression on MCP's face today?
Mihir pleej to bop Wacko kid and DumbMi on their heads too. Maybe the "Expressions" nerve in their heads would flicker?
Paru meri bichdi behan .. we think alike ... pleej to throw some brick on their heads in hopes that they start to show expressions. Even better .. ask them to put that BOP om their head.
Graphic Kostin of the Day: No
wonder Sunny Boy was in such a good mood today that he "almost" gave an
expression. Look what he was strategizing about in the hospital -
PS -- Everyone got above wrong. Yaar its from MCP's POV. Ass-Oak doesn't have eyes at the back of his head 😆
🤣 Maate charan kahan hai aapke ... not for writing this ... this comes natural to u anyday ... charan sparsh for the cheel ki aankh that u actually found this shot. This one beats all us kostins hands down ... saastang dandvat pranam from me. Pet dard ho gaya haste haste.
Ab mere P.S. ki baari 😆 wrote the last part from phunwa so pleej to ignore the typos and well if u do not to ...
To kya .. it is still ur problem ...
What ... bola na .. am in friday mood ... pj time
PPS - Half asleep while writing this. Loads of typos am guessing.
PPPS -- As you guys wanted ... let's spam 😃
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