Aunty: "Beta, you go to college? Acha, which course? Which college? Do you like DDLJ?"
Your Reaction: I just met you, and this is crazy, these personal questions, are really creepy.
Aunty: "Arts?"Arts lekar kya karogey? M.B.A?"
Your Reaction: Nah. I was thinking I'll be a hobo or a Hauz Khas hipster. Haven't decided.
Aunty: "Vo Ladka kaun tha? Ye aaj kal ke bachey besharmo ki tarah ghoomtey hain."
Your Reaction: Yes. I am so besharam right now.
Aunty: "Beta, don't call me Aunty. I am not so old."
Your Reaction: If you're not old, then I'm an infant.
Aunty: "Beta, kuch khaatey nahi ho kya?"
Your Reaction: No. I actually survive on air.
Aunty: "My son is so innocent. But he hangs out with such rascals..."
Your Reaction: His friends may be rascals, but your son is the devil incarnate.
Aunty: "That day I saw your son with a girl at night in the mall and they were hugging and kissing."
Your Reaction: I wasn't even there that day, woman.
Aunty: (Dripping with sarcasm) "Your son is the most intelligent boy in the society."
Your Reaction: (With equal sarcasm) And you're not fat.
Aunty: "Humarey zamaney mein..."
Your Reaction: Are you like pre-historic or something?
Aunty: "So Board results are coming beta! Excited?"
Your Reaction: I kill you.
Aunty: "Maa Baap apne bachchon ko kaise kaise kapde pehen ne dete hain."
Your Reaction: *Slow Clap*
Koolie, is Kiron Kher a jagat aunty or what?
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