11 Highly Annoying Things Indian Aunties Say And Do

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Posted: 2014-06-02T00:07:45Z

1. They want to know all about you in one sitting.

Aunty: "Beta, you go to college? Acha, which course? Which college? Do you like DDLJ?"

Your Reaction: I just met you, and this is crazy, these personal questions, are really creepy.


 

2. They go nuts if you are a Humanities student.  

Aunty: "Arts?"Arts lekar kya karogey? M.B.A?"

Your Reaction: Nah. I was thinking I'll be a hobo or a Hauz Khas hipster. Haven't decided.

 

3. If you're a girl, they'll keep asking about your love life.

Aunty: "Vo Ladka kaun tha? Ye aaj kal ke bachey besharmo ki tarah ghoomtey hain."

Your Reaction: Yes. I am so besharam right now.

 

4. They keep lying about their age.

Aunty: "Beta, don't call me Aunty. I am not so old."

Your Reaction: If you're not old, then I'm an infant.

 

 

5. If you're skinny, then you've had it.  

Aunty: "Beta, kuch khaatey nahi ho kya?"

Your Reaction: No. I actually survive on air.

 

6. They always believe that their sons/daughters are angels.  

Aunty: "My son is so innocent. But he hangs out with such rascals..."

Your Reaction: His friends may be rascals, but your son is the devil incarnate.

 

7. They feed twisted half-truths to your parents.

Aunty: "That day I saw your son with a girl at night in the mall and they were hugging and kissing."

Your Reaction: I wasn't even there that day, woman.

 

 

8. They bitch about you at least once a day.

Aunty: (Dripping with sarcasm) "Your son is the most intelligent boy in the society." 

Your Reaction: (With equal sarcasm) And you're not fat. 

 

 

9. They always keep talking about the "generation gap."

 Aunty: "Humarey zamaney mein..."

Your Reaction: Are you like pre-historic or something?

 

 

10. This one is for all the 12th graders who are waiting for their result.

Aunty:  "So Board results are coming beta! Excited?"

Your Reaction: I kill you.

 

 

11. They make these awkward remarks about your clothes.

Aunty: "Maa Baap apne bachchon ko kaise kaise kapde pehen ne dete hain."

Your Reaction: *Slow Clap*

 

 

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Posted: 2014-06-02T00:13:41Z
Koolie, is Kiron Kher a jagat aunty or what? LOL
Almost all the GIFs have here.
Nice Post. LOL
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Posted: 2014-06-02T00:15:27Z
Originally posted by SIR.MEOWINGTON


Koolie, is Kiron Kher a jagat aunty or what? LOL
Almost all the GIFs have here.
Nice Post. LOL


kheeru zindabaadLOL patola ko bulake lao khush ho jaayegiLOL
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Posted: 2014-06-02T00:18:40Z
Originally posted by MR.KooL


Originally posted by SIR.MEOWINGTON


Koolie, is Kiron Kher a jagat aunty or what? LOL
Almost all the GIFs have here.
Nice Post. LOL


kheeru zindabaadLOL patola ko bulake lao khush ho jaayegiLOL


Usne Hasini se bet lagaayi hai, exam khatam hone tak apni shakal nahi dikhayegi. LOL
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Posted: 2014-06-02T00:20:35Z

Aunty:  "So Board results are coming beta! Excited?"

Your Reaction: I kill you.


Aunty: "Humarey zamaney mein..."

Your Reaction: Are you like pre-historic or something?


LOL LOLLOL

Edited by MischiefManaged - 2014-06-02T00:17:47Z
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Posted: 2014-06-02T00:23:45Z

2. They go nuts if you are a Humanities student.





Mat poocho...I always face this...Dead

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Posted: 2014-06-02T00:31:10Z
She's so funny ROFL

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Posted: 2014-06-02T00:44:21Z
LOLLOL
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