Aaj ke observations (not in verse, because that is too difficult)--
Achha chalo, in blank verse. Almost anything can be written in blank verse.
The senior-without-a-name is a wiser man than we thought,
He knows that dead bodies don't talk. (taaliyan)
He entreats Rudra to treat Paro better,
And here I see the root of a devious plan.
What IF, Rudra decides that the best way to get Paro to talk,
Is to seduce her to it?
And so he takes her away to that one place he'd sworn never to enter--
Because you know, a massive, deserted haveli is the ultimate safe haven.
But before that, cunning Rudra Sa, pulls a Sherlock Sa,
And fakes Parvati's death.
Or does Parvati Baisa pull a Mihir Virani Sa and come back from the grave?
Rudra has been deceiving us all along.
He isn't a BSD major at all.
Rudra Pratap Ranawat is the desi Flash.
What else could explain his laws-of-physics-defying appearances?
Flash sa, one important kostin--
Just WHO in the BSD taught you knot-tying?
May I recommend a vastly superior agency--
The Bharat Scouts and Guides.
They will teach you how to dress your wounds,
And tie 12 different types of knots.
And if you're in the mood, a few brothers-sisters-walein songs.
Sisters reminds me, wah wah Aman!
Did you personally swear to undo the damage you did in the last show you appeared in?
Ladies, we have a PaRud shipper in the house,
Come join IF, Aman, we don't bite.
(Not unless you ask us to.)
Since the BDSM references cannot be ignored,
I sincerely hope they do better than Mr Grey and Ms Steele.
Glorified Twilight-fanfic, we can live without.
A healthy dose of rough Rangrasiya Ve does the trick.
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