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When a Jallad is a handsome Moonchiya with a body so fit and lean
When Paro is told to "RELAX", and has no idea what the English words mean
When Yahan-Bhi-Aman(YBA) tells you not to misunderwear Sir ji's gruffness
Gives flying recommendation that Moonchiya is bodyguard par excellence
he will guard every inch of Paro, top to bottom, with very intense "Narmi" and softness
When you nurse 33 stab wounds you got since the serial started
And more to come to your gut, your heart, to bear without a grudge
When you feel all healed just by watching the girl sleep like a baby
How to explain to Zalim world, you are really hiding your massive bulge?
When the Good Boss tells you to use gentle and soft tactics
And explains that the Silence of the Lamb can be broken in with other antics
Because dead bodies don't talk, and in pleasure, they don't moan
Make the girl spill her secrets of the yore and of the carnal type, some more
And the boss smiles wickedly at his own double entendre very clever
Aisa Boss sub ko mile jo bole ki udao beta gulcharray
uniform ko maro goli, buy her samosa chat and murmurray
When any misunderwear of romance between Aman and Parvati is laid to rest
Because Aman had a sister by the name of Parvati, and he has vowed in earnest
That all Indians named Parvathi or Paro are my sisters
When that final air of mysterious relationship is cleared and confirmed
Paro is my Bhabhi, my sister, YBA has affirmed
When Paro asks why did you save me, you should have left me for dead
Says Rudra the purpose of BSD, is to protect lasses in red by the bed
And when he has massive hots for her, how can he let her simply be dead
And he grunts to YBA to translate the gibberish dialogs between them
And Aman wonders how he got stuck between the two warring loverlorn camels
When the jeep stops at the super secret rendevous
in the middle of nowhere, with no water and no Loo
Paro wants to do the urgent, can't hold any longer her susu
Rudra ties her and warns her against the camel doo-doo
Angry Paro screams how will she hold her skirts up and lower her pant
Rudra realizes its easy to be a man, When there is no loo at your command
When Paro takes longer than usual to do her business
Rudra wonders at her bladder capacity, bigger than water Tanki of Birpur
When Rudra senses something is amiss
And he sets a decoy to blow the jeep into piece piece
Paor uses the excuse to pee
all she really wants to do is flee
Choli ke "pee"chay, aur bushes ke "pee"chay
hothay baday baday consumashuns ke kissay
Thakur hears the happy news and drops the measuring tape
He doesn't just come, he overcomes with joy, hangs mouth agape
When he thanks Trisula ma for his pure enjoyment
And calls Dr. Gupta's Clinic asap for Personal Enhancement
When Paro asks Rudra, why are we running by this canal
The canal has hidden meanings, dig into your brains annal
When Paro misbehaves and Rudra can't help but evoke his inner Christian Grey
He holds the girl tight and shouts at her "Hey!"
She feels hungry and sinks her teeth into his muscled forearm
with as much relish as her first bite of McMaharaja burger
with fries and ketchup on the side, topped with manly hair
And he realizes there is only one way to control Sexy Kamariya
Rangay hathon pakado zor se, aur baandh do consumashuns ki Rassiya
Thub banengay rudra pratap ranawat Paro ke Rang Rassiya
Aur nachegi SJ dhinchak dhinchak, apnay living room mein badhiya
jab thod ke saari Rassiya, Rudra banay Paro ke man basiya
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