Parineeta Senorita BambooPita Ulta Review

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Aayi's master plan failed.

The goon pulled the rope with the same fervent excitement as he pulls his girlfriends' Blouse Ki Dori. Except the cheap rope broke before the climax. He watched the love birds roll in mud with fascination. He was thankful to God though that the girl did not sustain a big injury or else Schlok would have stripped himself naked to bandage the girl.

As the love birds continued with little tete-a-tete, the man couldn't hold it any longer. His urge pee overrode any sense of self preservation, and he bolted out in a hurry. Of course, our ever sharp hero captured him and found out who was behind the misshap.

Back in the mansion, Mr. Handsome Daddy Moneypal (He is hot hot hot!!) is playing Doctor Doctor with Anjali. Schlok ruins the mood and barges in with his rant like a Mad Bull on Red Bull.

Kyoon Mara Kyoon Mara
Kyoon Kyoon Kyoon
Mere Bhains Ko Danda Kyon Mara?
Woh Site Mein Survey Karthi Thi?
Tere Aayi Ka Woh Kya Karthi Thi?
Aaa aaa aaa
Mere Bhains ko danda kyon mara??????
(listen here, if you haven't heard this song before - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYzQljIxew)

Sojal loves the above song, its even on her Favs Playlist on her IPod. She comes running to listen to the song. Schlok continues to snort and sing until Hot Daddy can't take it anymore. He wants to go back to finish his Doctor Doctor game.

Asthma dreams of the Dark Master and is upset that the dream always ends before consummation. She spends the next hour choosing the hairband she should wear next day to avoid Mr. Schlok.

Next day Schlok decides to give this Marriage thing a trial run by doing Fake Pheras. Perhaps, he would also like to swing in a First Night and Consummation trial run to see if he really likes it. I am ready for it, are you?



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Posted: 12 years ago
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Fake love.
Fake anger.
Fake phayras.

I am waiting for fake consummation.
Will prosthetics be used?
Tab A into Slot B?
Will Ekta Kapoor, please, weigh in.

Jayne


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Jayne

Fake love.
Fake anger.
Fake phayras.

I am waiting for fake consummation.
Will Ekta Kapoor, please, weigh in?

Jayne



Hola Jaynieee

How have you been!!

Ekta Be Da Bashers yara, Fake Consummation? I will take anything as long as they dont just titillate and hold true to their words!

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Posted: 12 years ago
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SJ what do I say now? Jitna bhi kahun kam padega🤣. Ok u missed the part abt the SIL and wifey🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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SJ,
Hilarious ulta review as usual. But Astha as a bhains (buffalo)? Ouch
Now if Shlok had stripped completely to bandage Astha, the whole forum would be in turmoil. A slap and chair scene resulted in 20 pages in three days. A strip would have resulted in 100 pages complete with pictures and what not. Not sure if IF could have taken it.
I like the idea of trial consummation. The way Astha is going, she would be the one to demand the demonstration from Shlok instead of him asking for a trial.
As far as Daddy Doctor is concerned, Anjali must have been happy that at least she was spared playing nurse for the entire night because Shlok barged in uninvited. Niranjan looked like a satisfied cat (the one who was getting cream) while Anjali was playing the nurse.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Angie12

SJ,

Hilarious ulta review as usual. But Astha as a bhains (buffalo)? Ouch
Now if Shlok had stripped completely to bandage Astha, the whole forum would be in turmoil. A slap and chair scene resulted in 20 pages in three days. A strip would have resulted in 100 pages complete with pictures and what not. Not sure if IF could have taken it.
I like the idea of trial consummation. The way Astha is going, she would be the one to demand the demonstration from Shlok instead of him asking for a trial.
As far as Daddy Doctor is concerned, Anjali must have been happy that at least she was spared playing nurse for the entire night because Shlok barged in uninvited. Niranjan looked like a satisfied cat (the one who was getting cream) while Anjali was playing the nurse.


Hai Tauba, no, no, no! It was a figure of speech, like your favorite toy or a teddy.

Im telling you, Hot Daddy and Momma got a thing going that no one knows. Me thinks they are the Daddy of Grey Shades.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Thank you , thank you awesome post !! Tell u the truth I love ur post and wait for it more than episode :)
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Flawless and hilarious post as usual SJ! I don't think my day is complete without reading these now!
Best Parts!:
The goon pulled the rope with the same fervent excitement as he pulls his girlfriends' Blouse Ki Dori.
🤣 HOW do you come up with such apt similies? 🤣
He was thankful to God though that the girl did not sustain a big injury or else Schlok would have stripped himself naked to bandage the girl.
OMG! 🤣 I'm not! 😉😆
Asthma dreams of the Dark Master and is upset that the dream always ends before consummation.
I nearly choked when I read this one! ^ 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: awww

Thank you , thank you awesome post !! Tell u the truth I love ur post and wait for it more than episode :)


now you are truly awww.

its a short review today, messy day at work and lot of weekend projects.

I liked today's episode, it was a lot of heated drama and action. I think this show has a great ensemble cast, who should be put to good use.

Sojal is the ultimate escapist, finding small joys while her dignity hangs like rags in the kitchen. Love her LOL!

I think if they had not shown the "SLAPGATE" , the show would have actually been stronger. The slap was a "Thamacha" on a good story progression.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: xxDaydreameRxx

Flawless and hilarious post as usual SJ! I don't think my day is complete without reading these now!
Best Parts!:
The goon pulled the rope with the same fervent excitement as he pulls his girlfriends' Blouse Ki Dori.
🤣 HOW do you come up with such apt similies? 🤣
He was thankful to God though that the girl did not sustain a big injury or else Schlok would have stripped himself naked to bandage the girl.
OMG! 🤣 I'm not! 😉😆
Asthma dreams of the Dark Master and is upset that the dream always ends before consummation.
I nearly choked when I read this one! ^ 🤣


LOL!! I was looking at the goon's face, and he was so mad the rope would not budge. the only other time you will see a rope pulling man so mad is when he is ready as in he can't wait ANOTHER SECOND, and his girlfriends clothes don't cooperate. 😆
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