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Ok guy here is the ur OS. This is the collaboration with my idiot, stupid friend, lovely fool Miss Chirpy Devi and spamming queen 🤣 🤪 and me Piya. So have fun guys...let's credit goes to me for this bakwas idea and credit goes to Riya for writing work🤣,thoda bahut maine bhi likha hai, since 2 week se likh hi rahi hu, so ds tym Riya ko bakri banai maine😳 🤣
Dear diary,
Aaj to hadd hi ho gayi, sachi mein... uss samjhey ya samjhaoon ne itna kaam karwaya,😡ye bhi koi baat hui...huh...aksar log raat ko apni wife, girl friend ke sath time spent karte hai aur ek main hu...jo inke sath laga rahta hu 😆...ab inke toh aage-piche kuch nahi hai...toh kya mujhe bi kuvara hi marne ka irada hain...uff, i am so tired. man karta hain bhag jaoo iss sab se🥱...aur sirf mujhe hi nahi, Ri ko bhi daant diya. kash aisa ho jaye ki sir thode se soft ban jaye...unko dikhta nahi hain Riya kitna like karti hain unhe, aur kitna hurt hoti hain unki baaton se?🤢 ya phir kash Ri thodi dare devil ban jaye, maa kali types😆, ache se samjhay uss khadoos ko! mujhe puri raat-raat bhar apne sath baitha ke rakhte hain ,
good night diary, sona bhi hain, kal subah uss khadoos ko report bhi dena hain.🤢
shree, 14/9/13, 2.30 am
next day, morning 9.30 am, ETF office
all were sitting in conference room. shree was cross checking his file, that there is not a single mistake, or Mr. SYS won't spare him alive🤢. but where is he?
''Ri kahan hain?'' asked aisha. all looked at shree, chotu, liza, aisha and sameer too.🤔
shree- ''main kya uska secretary hoon?''😡
''humesha to ek saath hi rehte ho tum dono?'' said liza little jealous tone.🥺
''tu itne bhadak kyu raha hain? subah subah thik se huya nahi kya?'' teased chotu😉
''eww chotu!'' said both girls🤢😡
''chotu ke bachhe!!!!!'' glared shree😡😡😡.
at the same time, entered Arjun and Riya together, and all stopped talking. Riya was coming toward them, dressed in black jeans and white shirt, and arjun was in his same blue shirt with denim. both sat in their seat and discussion starts.
sam- ek laash milti hain, jiske paas kuch bhi nahi, na id proof, na address, na wallet na hi koi mobile phone.
aisha- shayad chori ka kaam ho.
shree- haan, shayad chor ne sab churaya aur bhag gaya ho.
chotu- par woh marega kyu? chori hi to karni thi...😕
in this discussion, entered the chai wala. he placed the black coffee to riya, and cutting chai to arjun. riya gave him a solid glare😡, in place of sweet smile of everyday...shayad kisi aur ka bhi din kharab hain.
''thank u kaka.'' said ARJUN !!!!! with a smile!!!! wth????😲😲
liza choked on water, and shree patted her back, still looking at arjun. riya rolled her eyes.🤢
''discussion suru kare?'' said sameer rather pissed. all came back to discussion. sam was about to say smthing when...
riya- rathore...mujhe lagta hain...
sam- excuse me!!!😡😲
riya looked at his face, face like "what???''😳 all had near heart attack😆. riya ignored sam.
''mujhe lagta hain ye kisi killer ka kaam hain, taki kisi ko shaq na ho...ab samjhey, ya samjhaooon???⭐️👏
chotu fell down from his seat in shock, and aisha's jaw nearly touched floor. sameer pulled his hair in head ache.😲😲😲
arjun got up from his seat in concern,, ''OMG chotu " (just imagine arjun saying OMG, jumping like school boy)🤣🤣
''are u ok?'' asked others chotu in rather dreamy voice. chotu's eyes were wide with shock.
''stastically speaking, 97% girne ke cases mein back pain hone ke chances hain...u should visit to a doctor.'' said arjun😊 riya rolled her eyes. others had enough.
shree- main muh dhoke ata hoon🥱
sameer- i need a hard drink...on the rocks.🤢
aisha- i will join u sir😳
liza- main dead body dekh ke ati hoon...shayad aram mil jaye...kuch chemicals ki smell se shayad dimag ghumna band ho jaye🤣
chotu- arre koi mujhe bhi uthao!!!😭🤢😡
all left for their respective works...and there were only 3 people in room...riya on chair, arjun looking around in "WTH " look, chotu helpless pleading "koi to uthao"😆
to be continued...scroll down! next part in next post by Riya 😳 Taliya! 👏 😆 😳
Plz lovely reader jara niche vali post pe bhi like maarne ki try karna...😳 varna next time koi funny OS nahi, like mein bhi kanjoosi...nahi chalegi...nahi chalegi... 😆 😳
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