Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song? 😳
If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?😕
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?🤣
If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?🤢
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?😔
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?🥱
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?😳
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?🤣
Why aren't blueberries blue?😭
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?😡
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?😔
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?🤓
Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the outside?😒
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?😳
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?😛
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?🥱
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?😔
name one guilty pleasure?🤣
Do you like Gummy Bears?🤣
Why so?😳
Have you ever licked somebody?🤣
Have you ever assaulted anyone in anyway?😲
Do you think of yourself as a stalker?😛
How often do you lick your lips a day?😳 🤣
How many times have you thought of making out with a zebra?😲
Why is Greenland covered in ice?🤪
Why is Iceland covered in green?
Was this stupid?🤣
Am I stupid?😳
i have more 😊 🤣
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