Originally posted by: riyasarkar007
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ETF as Sholay part 2
Now it's the day of holi. Everyone was present in the holi party.Aisha was wearing a hot pant and top….(like deepika wear in the song balam pichkari!) 😳 (Ramgarh modern ban gaya) 🤣🤣
Sam was staring at her like a hawk. She winked and said, ''kya? Kabhi ladki nahi dekhi?''🤣
''tttum…aaaisee kkkapdo mmmein….'' He stammered. Aisha came near him and said, ''yeh mere samne ate hi tumhari bolti kyu band ho jati hain?''😳
Sam mumbled, ''who…actually…''
Aisha, ''yeh tum mere ex boy friend ASAD ki tarha kya who …. actually kar rahe ho?'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sam blushed and Aisha winked again. The whole Ramgarh was enjoying. suddenly, there was a gunshot and a mota kala man was standing with a gun, with a small man beside him.😲
The man looked like a negro…but he is actually daaku Chotu Gabbar! 🤣🤣🤣
The party stopped, and everyone was scared.
''yeh kaun hain? Africa return?'' Sam asked to Aisha.🤣🤣🤣
''arre, yehi to hain daaku!'' she answered.😲
Sam bursted into laughter.he went towards Arjun and said, still LOL , ''arre, Ajju…dekh..yeh hain THE Gabbar!''🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arjun too burst into laughter, they both fell on ground. The chamcha of Gabbar asked, ''yeh kya kar rahe ho tum log?''
Sam- " isse kehte hain rolling on floor with laughter."🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arjun suddenly took out his pant and swayed his hips in air, still laughing. Riya asked, ''ab yeh kya hain?''
Arjun- "laughing my ass off !"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gabbar again shot in air, and said, ''hum angrezon ke jamane ke daku hain!''
His chamcha, ''sardar, wrong dialogue!''😕
Gabbar, ''oops…sorry!'' he corrected himself, clearing his throat, '' Daaku gabbar singh se panga leneke liye thakur ne 2 ladko ko laya hain! Aur yeh dekho, who log to has has kr pagal ho gaye hain….yeh humein takkar denge?'' he laughed like a maniac.
Samjun stood up, now stopped laughing. They approached the daaku, and his Chamcha left the place, running towards the hill! Now Gabbar was alone.
''ab tera kya hoga gabbar? Hehehahahahaaahhhaaa'' laughed arjun. 🤣🤣🤣
Gabbar stammering, ''dekho…main bheekh mangti hoon…bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do!'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
''tujhe hum aise kaise chod de?'' Sam said. Gabbar flinched. He dropped his gun and left too, running towards the hill.🤣🤣🤣🤣
The town burst into applause. They cheered and clapped for Samjun. The holi party was back in action.😆
After 2 days, Samjun received a letter.
''I am daku gabbar….i kidnap tumhari laundiya. So come to me baby agar bachane chahte ho tohar masooka.time pe aiyyo…warna bhul jaiyo!
With love, Chotu Gabbar.''
There was a thumb impression of him. 🤣
Arjun, ''akhir aa hi gaya aukat pe! Purana ghisapita style…..herione ko kidnap karo aur hero ajayega.''😡
Sam scanned the letter, ''yeh Gabbar sirf African hi nahi, English aur Bhojpuri bhi hain!''🤣🤣
They went towards the hill, where daaku was standing, with his only Chamcha, Sambha.
''arre ae Sambha….dekh re….aa gaye humar anmol ratan….Karan Arjun. Maine kahan thana , mere Karan Arjun ayenge!''
Sam, ''ae…mera naam Karan nahi Sameer hain!''😡
Gabbar, ''jo bhi ho….sorry yaar, mere dialogue script mein yehi likha hain. Don't mind haan.'' Sam shrugged his shoulder and nodded.🤣
(back to characters)🤣🤣
Gabbar gain, ''arre ae Sambha…kitne admi hain?''
Sambha / Shree, ''pata nahi sardar, mere specks gir gaye the, to pata nahi.''
Gabbar was pissed, ''tere specks hain ya Gf? Humesha kho jate hain?''😡
Sam whispered to Arjun, ''arre, yeh sambha kuch jana pehchana nahi hain?''
Sambha heard that and answered, ''ab double role hoga to jana pehchana to hoga hi!''🤣🤣
Gabbar, ''aare ae sambha, baandh de in dono ko iss rassi se.''
Arjun, ''yeh kya badhega humein? Hum khud hi kar lete hain.waise bhi tumhari admiyon ki shortage hain.'' He himself tied the rope to sam first then to himself. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
''arre, jabse sarkar ne 100 dino ka kaam suru krwaya hain, tabse log milte hi nahi." He ordered Sambha to bring Aisha Riya.
The girls were busy laughing, and was delighted to see Samjun. Sam yelled ''tum log hass kyu rahi ho? Kidnap hokar koi aise behave karta hain kya?''😡
Aisha answered, ''arre yeh Gabbar itna funny hain, humein joke sunaya.''
Gabbar, ''who joke nahi, meri age ki planning thi. Main iss pure duniya pe kabza kar loonga ekdin.''🤣🤣🤣
Hearing this, again ladies burst to laughter, and Samjun joined too. Gabbar fired in air, ''arre, hasna band karo tumlog. Girls, start dancing.''
Riya, ''dance kare meri jootti! Samjhey ya samjhaoon?''😡
Aisha, ''I have no objection…bas gana acha ho.''😳
Gabbar, ''maine order kiya hain…yeh koi shopping centre nahi jo tumlog bargaining kr rahe ho! Dance now. Music chaloo karo sambha.''
Sambha started song.
Duniya mein pyar jab barse/ na jane dil yeh kyu tarse?
(its from delhi belly song sehgal blues😆)
Riya, ''yeh kaisa angrez ke zamane ka gana hain? Change the song.''
(It was an ancient radio, what else to expect!)
Sambha changed the song.
Jaa chudail/ ja chudail/ chudail!!!🤣🤣🤣
Aisha said, '' humein chudail kahan? Aur humein jane ke liye keh raha hain? Chalo riya.''😡
Gabbar again fired in air, ''bilkul nahi. Arre sambha, acha gana laga na.''
Sambha mumbled a sorry. He again changed the station.
''jaise ki ap dekh sakte hain dono captain maidan mein utar chuke hain, aur ab toss kar rahe hain. Australia ne toss jeeta aur pehle ballebaji karne ka faisla kiya.''
''india aaj harega pakka.'' Sam said aloud and Gabbar again glared to Sambha.he changed the station.
🤣
''main tumhare bachhe ki maa banne wali hoon! Tum mujhe aise chod ke nahi ja sakte Pran!'' it was a hindi film playing. Sambha again changed the channel.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
''ab alu ko chote chote tukdo mein katiye, aur garam tel mein fry kijiye.''
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gabbar wanted to fry Sambha now. Sambha changed the station again.
''aj Hierosima mein 1 atomic bomb blast hua, jismein 1 admi mara aur 300 admi ghayal huye.''
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Samjun stared at each other in disbelieve, ''huh???!!''😲😲😲 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Again channel change
''ab dheere dheere, apne haath ko uske sarir ke andar sehlaiyye. Dekhiye, unhe isse maza ayega. Agar nahi aye, to usske saath kuch garbar hain. Ab uske kapde utariye.''
(gutter mind)🤣🤣🤣
Arjun shouted, ''yeh kya family show mein adult channel daal diya? Production!''
Sambha changed the station, but there was no new song. But then there was a song from rowdy rathore.🤣🤣🤣
Aa re, pritam pyare
Banduk mein na jo goli hain re.
Gabbar shouted, ''arre , mere bandook mein to goli hain!''
Sam- "arre, girls, jaldi dance karo, then humein fight bhi to karni hain. Start."😳
The girl danced to the tunes.aisha went towards Gabbar and Riya to Shree. seeing a hot girls coming to him, sambha/ shree ran away.
(kitna ajeeb chamcha hain)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
''one down, 1 to go.'' Arjun whispered.
Aisha was dancing seductively , but Gabbar was staring at Samjun. He asked, ''arre, ye dono bhi wahi hain jo main soch raha hoon?''😳
Aisha stopped dancing, ''kya? Kaun?''😕
''yeh Sam aur Arjun? Yeh bhi G *beep* *beep* hain?''
Aisha looked at Samjun, who were tied with same rope, and chatting to themselves.she mumbled, ''arre, par Sam ne to kahan tha…''😕
Gabbar, like a girl, ''arre, dekho na, kitne cute couple hain! Aww….''🤣🤣🤣
Aisha stared at them, and like a melodramatic heroine of old films, ''nahiii!!!!'' covering her hands on ears.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Riya now untied Samjun, and they approached Gabbar. Gabbar showed them gun.
''goli nahi hain usmein. Hawa mein itni firing karega to aisa hi hoga na!'' Sam shouted. They dragged him to a nearby cave.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aisha panicked, ''kahan le ja rahe ho isse?''
Arjun answered, ''thoda maza to lene do!'' and they dragged him. Aisha thought, ''you too Arjun?'' and fainted on Riya.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
After some 20 mins, they come out, panting heavily, clothes nearly full wet due to sweats, face and hair messed up.
''maza aa gaya.'' Sam said and hi5 to Arjun. Aisha was little unconscious now, but now seeing them and hearing Sam, she again fainted.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Little did she know Samjun beated black and blue Gabbar, and it was the reason of their messed up appearance. ( to aur kya hoga? Gutter mind !)🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sam picked Aisha in his arms, and gasped, ''arre, kitni bhaari hain yeh. Aaj to main gaya.''
The night was getting dark, and 2 man, 1 lady and 1 semi conscious lady went towards Ramgarh.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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