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ArNi OS:
Rosh is alive but...
Rosh: Arjun...Arjun
Arj: kya kar rahi ho tum?
ummm...roshni sone do na!!
kal sari raat duty karke aaya hu aur ab noon me phir jana hai..
Rosh: uff... tum aur tumhari duty ...tang aa gai hu mai!
mere liye bhi tumhari kuch duty hai ya nahi...
mujhe lagta hai mujhse jyada tumhe un criminal se pyar hai..
tabhi unke piche din-raat baghte rahte ho...huh
vaise mai to chay le kar aai thi tumhare liye...
pini hai to piyo...nahi to mat piyo!!
yaha rakh rahi hu... samjh gaye !
Arj: mujhe ni pini chay , bahar sara din chay hi pita rahta hu, khana khane ka time hi kab milta hai, vaise bi duty ki vajah se sona haram ho gaya hai, aaj to sone do bas mujhe...
Rosh to herself: aaj suraj pashchim se nikala tha kya😕
ya mere hi kaan kharab ho gaye hai, sab ulta!!!
chay ki jagah neend, neend hi jagah chay...uff
accha so jao arj , mai na samjh kar bhi samjh gai tumhari baat...with smile
after 6 hour...
shree calling to arj: but arj phone pic nahi karta bcz vo launch kar raha hota hai
luckily aaj sunday hai but shree ka phone to kabhi bhi aa sakta hai
its a emergency call...
phone roshni pic karti hai...
ha shree kayon phone kiya?
shree: sorry dii ...jijju se baat karni thi
hey baghwan ! m sab samjh gai
shree: dii kya karu kab se phone try kar raha hu, but switched off tha unka phone
Rosh: chup ! arj se dur jate hue .. maine phone off kar diya tha
vaise bhi tere jijju aajkal vampire bane hue hai...24 hours jagte hi rahte hai
kafi thake hue lag rahe thy to maine phone switch of kar diya tha
ab tum samjhye!!
shree: di ...aap mujhe marvaoge ! idhar 1 ye dammit!! sar pe savar rahta hai , udhar office me aate hi aapka samjhye ya samjhun!
di kuch plan karo in dono ki watt lagane ka...
apne chote bhai ki pukar suno ...
Sam: demmitt ...shree kar kya rahe ho, arj ko bulane ko kaha tha
khud phone me ghus ke uske ghar jane ko nahi...
Rosh: take care shree
Rosh to Arj: listen arj...shree/chotu ko thoda kam hi danta karo
afterall vo mera bhai hai
vo bhi sage vala...😃
Arj: rosh ...duty is duty...jab mai duty par hota hu to riste -nate sab bhul jata hu..
aur vaise kaam hi kayon karta hai ki mai usye dantu?
ab samjhi ya ...
Rosh: kya matlab hai tumhara!
shree is sooo talented aur vo to bechara apne lappy -tab- gudgte me hi uljha rahta hai
vo hi uski girlfriend ...vo hi uski wife...vo hi sab kuch
unke aage to usye pari jaisi Lisa bi najar ni aati...sab tumhari vajah se😆
Arj: meri vajah se kayon rosh?😕
ab itna bayanak rup lekar unke samne jayoge to bechare galti nahi karege to kya karege!!!!!!
next day:-
shree, chotu , rathore aur arj sab dinning table par breakfast kar rahe hote hai
Rosh: arj...chay piyo
Arj: ummm ...what the rosh!
Rosh: kya hua? mitthi jyada ho gai hai kya?
Arj: nahi! mirchi jyada ho gai hai ...mai isye chay ni kahta
bhai -bahan jab bhi 1 sath hote ho to mujhe hi kayon bakra banate ho? ...bolo in anger
Sam: kya arj tum bi na...baccho ki tarah behave karte ho...mirchi hi to hai
vaise bi tum to khud hi mirch ki tarah jale-bune rahte ho kaam ko lekar
isne thodi aur daal di to kuch ni ho jayega!!!
Rosh: arye sam tumne to kuch liya hi nahi
aisye kya dekha raho ...i promise kuch nahi hai isme
Sam: really rosh, how sweet...
dikhne me to coffee kafi acchi lag rahi hai rosh
shree: pine me bi acchi lagegi...
sam, shree ki aur dekhta hai
shree: i mean, di ne banai hai na to acchi to hogi hi
chotu: shree chup kar tu abhi
baad me ye 2no milkar apna hisaab clear kar lenge humare sath
marvayega tu! chup ho ja...
Sam: ewww... demmit!! rosh itni kadvi coffee
by the way , kayon sa badla le rahi ho tum humse!
arj: accha hai , tumbi kabi-2 faste ho
mujh par has rahe thy na , ab lagi tujhe bi mirchi...
Rosh; tum 2no seniour ho to kya hua? mere 2no chote bhaiyo par robb jadte phirte ho na...
Shree: na ...maine kuch nahi kiya
di humse pyar hi itna karti hai...
arj: accha! aur mujhse😆
chotu: vo aap di se pucho na , humse kayon puch rahe ho?
sam: apni di ke samne bahut juban chal rahi hai tum 2no ki
arj: sam, apne ghar me to kutte, billi bi sher hote hai
chotu: hilla!!!!!!! matlab ye aapka ghar nahi hai,
shree: chotu... biwi ke samne acche-2 sher , dher ho jate hai😉
ab tum samjhye ya ...😆
arj looking at him
rosh , sam. shree, chotu everybody laughing
sam: arj tum par seriously aaj bahut taras aa raha hai
arj: tum logo ko to mai choduga nahi!
aur rosh tum...huh
3 years later
Rosh: Hummm arjun mai tumse dur kya gai tum to mujhe bhul hi gaye
kya karte rahte ho tum...jab dekho dusri girls se flirt karte rahte ho
Arj: flirt...maine kab , kiske sath kiya roshni!
Rosh: jutth met bolo arjun...tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe kuch pata nahi hai
main sab dekh rahi thi, tumse dur bhale hi rahti ho...huh
Arj: rosh tum bhi na...tumhe aisa kayon laga ki main kisi se flirt kar raha hu?
aur vaise bhi jiske kisi subject me marks kam aate ho , to vo bhala kaise clear ho sakta hai
definitely marks uske hi kam aate hai , jis subject me bande ka interest na ho!
samjhi ya...
Rosh: acccha ji! bahane banana to koi tumse sikhye! police vale jo ho...
m sab samjhti hu mujhe samjhane ki zarrorat nahi hai...
Arj: jab zarrorat nahi hai to bol kayon rahi ho
hehehehe
ari baghwan!!(in typical word like hus-wife vala) tumhare jane ke baad to koi mujhe chay bi nahi pilata , flirt ki baat to dur hai
Rosh: accha...koi ni pilata
riya tumhe kitni chay pilati thi aur ab ye sakshi...bade pyar se chay mangte ho ussye...huh
Arj: tum to u hi jealous ho ri ho rosh ...riya bechari to kab ki tumhare paas ja chuki hai, Oh! wait a minute...tum riya aur sakshi ki baat kar rahi ho...ab mai samjha!!
rosh: badi jaldi samjh aai baat...
Arj: kahi riya ne to chugli nahi ki hai na tumhare kaan me...vo to hai hi aisi aur vaise bi bina kuch kiye aur kare hi bahut kuch kar jati hai...
Rosh: riya ko badnaam karne ki zarrorat nahi hai...mujhe all ready sab dikhai deta hai uper se...kabhi riya , kabhi aisha , kabhi sakshi ...huh😆
ab tum samjhye ...
yes! Roshni ki death ho chuki hai, she has killed by sik... aur in 2no ka tug of war n ladai-jaghre vala romance bhi abi tak chalu hai
O god! let me tell u ..pahle tumhari confusion hi dur ki jaye!
dekho riya se meri only collages thi, sweet aur bublly girl thi...but so sad usye bi tumne apne paas bula liya,
aur aisha uske bare me bahut badi galat fahmi hui hai tumhe!
kuch to sarm karo, jab uper se sab dikhta hai to aisa kayon bola...
vaise bhi vo us demmit ke sath aajkal full on dating kar rahi hai...mai aisa soch bi nahi sakta! rathore mujhse pahle hi itna chidta hai tumhare jane ke baad!
aur sakshi ...vo full mental case hai, usye to mai kabhi na kabhi mentel hospital chod ke😆 aauga...ab sab clear hua...samjhi nahi to phir se samjhaun kya!!?
accha rosh 1 kaam karo
tujhe uper se sab dikhta hai na...plz us kaminye...kutte ...sik ko dekhkar batao ki kaha chup ke baitha hai vo !!!!!!!!😆 😆
Rosh: arj ... tum bi na ...kis ka naam le liya ...mood kharab kar diya
vaise bhi tumhe kab se kisi aur ki help ki zarrorat padne lagi...haan
arjun jindi jeene ka naam hai...main nahi chahti ki tum phir se us havaian se milo...aur is khun kharabe me kya rakha hai
Arj: rosh tum kabhi nahi sudhorogi!!
usne tumhe mujhse dur kar diya aur tum ab bi ye kah rahi ho...
Rosh: main sirf itna chahti hu ki tum khus aur salamat raho...that's it
on the other hand :-sik ko bhi dream aata hai aur vo paseene se beegha hua hai ...halanki so ke uttha hai...😆
ya allah !! bacha le mujhe us arjun se!! bahut badi galti ho gai usse panga lekar
vaise bhi aajkal vo koi bhi case nahi chodta ! kuch to chut raha hai-kuch to chut raha hai bolta rahta hai but chodta kuch nahi...mujhe bhi nahi chodega!
kahi patal me koi jagah hai to bata do ...chup jauga...😆 😳
ab aap meri ye baat samjh jayeye
Rosh to sik: galti nahi tumne gunah kiya hai...patal se bhi dund kar marega tumhe ...meri bhi baat samjh nahi aa rahi hai usye ...ab tum nahi bach sakte ...samjhye!
kah kar rosh gayab
sik: ye bhi samjhye ya...plz hey Allah! is janam me mujhe bacha le
agle janam me bilkool nahi tarauga usse, chahe to agla janam hi mat dena mujhe
vaise bi vo to har janam aur har yug me aayega...arjun hai na vo!!😆 😆
rosh to arj: main sirf yahi kah rahi hu arjun ...abhi tumhari puri zindgi hai tumhare samne
akale u is tarah nahi jiya ja sakta ...tum jee to rahe ho arjun lakin zinda nahi ho...
mai ye baat acche se samjh sakti hu
mai to tumhare dil me dhadkan ban kar rahugi ...mai kahi nahi jaugi...aage badho arjun , aur 1 nai dunia banao!
tum samjh rahe ho na arjun ...mai kya kah rahi hu!😊
Aj: nahi roshni us sik ko to mai nahi choduga...aur bhi na jane kitne ghar barbaad kiye hai usne!
Rosh: arjun...
kuch is tarah teri palke
meri palko se mila le
aansu tere sare meri palko se mile le
tu har ghadi , har vakt mere sath raha hai
ha ye jism kabhi-dur
kabhi paas raha hai...
jo bhi ghum hai ye tere
unhe mera pata de...😃
arjun ko 30 minute ke liye avi hi aankh lag gai thi to usye ye dream aata hai rosh ka...so its a dream.😃
aur vo apni aankhe kholta hai phir se usye roshni ka vahi innocent face najar aata hai
tujhse naaraj nahi zindgi ...
hairan hu mai...pareshaan hu mai...
tere masoom savalo se pareshaan hu main...
hooo harain hu mai...
2nd part link: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3577323?pn=8
3rd part link: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3577323?pn=12
so guys how is this?
i know bahut jyada ho gaya real se hat ke
plz no anda only tamato 😳
bcz m only vej😆
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