Zingo hotties club #1 (every one welcome) - Page 13

Teacher: Write Names of 8 Chemical elements?

Student: 

Oxyden, Chlorine, Flurine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen & Perveen..!!

Last 5 are Highly Reactive... :D :P

Girl: to boy ..koi aisa baat kaho jis me dukh b ho aur khushi b..

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I love You. Aapa

Originally posted by: Samaira32

Heyyy guyz anotheerr looong joke ... Njjoyy

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer: Agar Do Gaadiyan Ek
Line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?

... Santa: Ji, Red Light dikhaunga..

Interviewer: Red Light na ho to?

Santa: Torch Dikhaunga..

Interviewer: Torch na ho to?

Santa: Apni Red Shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga..

Interviewer: Shirt bhi Red na huyi
to?

Santa: Fir Main apni Buaa ki Ladki
ko bulaunga..

Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo Q?
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Santa: Ji, usne kabhi traino ki
takkar nhi dekhi =))

Wo Khud Par Guroor Karta Hai Toh Is Mein Hairat Kya ,
JIs Ko Hum Chahte Hain Wo Aam Ho HI NahI Sakta, — 

Originally posted by: Samaira32

I'm desperately trying to find out who r those 4 people so interested in my life ?
As
My Parents keep on sayin
"Chaar LOG dekenge toh kya bolenge";)

Originally posted by: Samaira32

Boy- can i hold ur hand
Girl- no
Boy- why.
Girl -coz it hurts wen u leave it..
Boy.."maa kasam hmari acting aur inki
overacting".

Originally posted by: Samaira32

TO IMPRESS A GIRL..
Respect her.
Honour her.
Love her.
Protect her.
... Care for her.

TO IMPRESS A BOY..
Just Smile..
Khatam.. Ladka barbaad..;D 

Originally posted by: Samaira32

Sher O Shayarii... 

Wo Mera Tha, Mera Hai Aur Mera Hi Rahe Ga,
Qayam Hai Isi Zid Pe Dil, Dheet Kahin Ka'..

"Us Waqt Intizaar Ka Aalam Na Puchye,
jab Keh Raha Ho Koi Baar Baar Bas Aa Raha Hoon Main.."?"