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Posted: 11 years ago
Hey guyz 
read thiss a looong onnee tho 

A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor

Student: sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof: yes

Student; if you can answer this question,i will accept my final marks, if you can't, you have to give me 'A" professor agreed

The boy asked, 'what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?

The prof thought about it for hours & pondered... But no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his 'A' The following day, professor asked same Question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student the same question. He answered: sir, you're 65, married to 28 year old, this is legal but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet you have given him an 'A' It's neither logical nor legal!

The professor collapsed!
Posted: 11 years ago
Super joke
ok now i'm going offline ha...

Originally posted by: Samaira32

Hey guyz

read thiss a looong onnee tho

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A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor

Student: sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof: yes

Student; if you can answer this question,i will accept my final marks, if you can't, you have to give me 'A" professor agreed

The boy asked, 'what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?

The prof thought about it for hours & pondered... But no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his 'A' The following day, professor asked same Question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student the same question. He answered: sir, you're 65, married to 28 year old, this is legal but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet you have given him an 'A' It's neither logical nor legal!

The professor collapsed!
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Samaira32 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
A guy to a girl - I love you
Girl - Tameez se baat kijiye...

Guy - Noor e Jannat
   Dil Ki Dharkan
   Jaan e Aziz
  Kyaa aap hamari ammi ki bahu banogi??? (; (;
Samaira32 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
Another one .. 

1 Maa ki request,
Plz is status ku itna felao k us k bete tak pahuch jaye

Beta RAMESH, SURESH
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaan choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa
jao.:)
Samaira32 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
Difference between a Girl and a Boy:
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Girl- which laptop do u have?
Boy- I have a laptop with intel core i7 proessor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram&nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which laptop do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!!!;;)
Posted: 11 years ago
this one is really epic,awesome joke

Originally posted by: Samaira32

A guy to a girl - I love you

Girl - Tameez se baat kijiye...

Guy - Noor e Jannat
Dil Ki Dharkan
Jaan e Aziz
Kyaa aap hamari ammi ki bahu banogi??? (; (;

Posted: 11 years ago
bada emotional message hai yaar ye to
🤣

Originally posted by: Samaira32

Another one ..


<h5>1 Maa ki request,
Plz is status ku itna felao k us k bete tak pahuch jaye

Beta RAMESH, SURESH
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaan choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa
jao.:)</h5>

Posted: 11 years ago
ya sure

Originally posted by: VIRMANbest

Add me in!
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Posted: 11 years ago
ok jokes time

teacher- What is the differnce Between Land Line&Mobile?
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Killer Answer By papu :D
Land Line ka number hum ungli se milaaty hain
Aur
Mobile Ka Angothy se :P :D
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Posted: 11 years ago
Cool Idea...I want to be part of it