Random Musings - Kissa Toote Hue Pipe Ka!

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Jai to Roshni : I almost broke my back and my bums trying to climb down from the damn Bathroom pipe....Had no other option, Bani Jasoos is after my blood! Should have walked away from the marriage when I had the chance......Now I have no other go!

Roshni to Jai : Serves you right, if you had not got involved in that Aliens Ka Chakkar on Park Road, we would have been married by now and you wouldn't have to climb down pipe in this age!

Jai to Roshni : Oh that is ok, considering I get to give those awesome Kissology lesson to Bani, I guess climbing down pipes is a small price!😳😉

Bani to Rano : Rano, we are in great trouble. Mr. Walia climbed down that pipe and it broke, now the whole Walia House is getting flooded with Water from the Bathrooms...and it STINKS!😆 Kya Karein? Poor Tony and Ranveer are already sitting with their backs to the doors, so that the Water comes into the rooms with lesser force......

Rano to Bani : Oh God didi, yeh Jai Jeeju bhi na! Who told him to use that pipe to climb down, he could have used the spare ladder that is lying down in the attic, that Saahil and I used for our mid-night, moon-gazing seesion, when you and the rest of the house were busy dozing off!

Massi to Bani : Bahu, yeh gandi si badbu kya aa rahi hai....aur yeh kamron mein paani kyon bhar raha hai? Aur yeh Tony aur Ranveer Bathroom ke darvaze se sat kar kyon baithin hai? Munna kahan hai?

Bani to Massi : Mat poochiye.....Maine aapke ladle se ek sawaal kya pooch liya, dum daba ke bhaag khade hue, woh bhi Bathroom ki pipe se....Aapne joh besan ke ladoo khila khila kar unka vazan bada diya hai, usi ka asar hai yeh...Pipe tooth gayi, saara paani ghar ke andar aa raha hai!

Massi to Bani : Arre yeh Munnai bhi, Bachpan se Budapa aane ko hai, phir bhi aadatein wahi purani hai....bachpan mein bhi woh Bandar ki tarah Pipe se yeh Ped se utarta chadta rehta tha......Kitchen se Ladoo churane ke liye!

Bani to Massi : Yeh lijiye, aa gaya aapke Ladle ka message. Likhtein hain ki jab woh Bathroom gaye tho unhein koi urgent phone call aa gaya aur isi liye unhein immediately jaana pada....Kapde bhi nahin lekar gaye....Boxer Shorts aur Baniyan mein hi nikal pade....Hai Bhagwaan, meri toh kahin ki izzat nahin rahin, yeh Mr. Walia bhi naa....Aane do ghar waapas, phir batati hoon!😡

Jai (Sneaking in late at night) : Lagta hai sab so gaye.....Phir se Pipe ka istemaal karna hoga.......Chup ke se chad jaata hoon...Arre Roshni, kya tum zara peeth ke bal zameen par baith sakti ho, mein tumhare upar pair rakh kar, Pipe ke zariye apne kamre tak pahunch jaaoongaa.....😆

Roshni to Jai : Tumhara dimag toh theek hai...Yaad hai na, 29th June, 1999, Park Road....Tum nein Aliens ki Space Ship ko dhyan se dekhne ke liye, meri peet par chad ke dekha tha....Aaj tak, Ayurveda Massage le rahi hoon, abhi bhi peeth ka bal nahin gaya......Jaise marzi chadna hai chad jao...Mein jaa rahin hoon....

Jai to Roshni : Ok fine, badi dosti nibhayi hai tumnein.....Arre tumhari peeth pe chada tha tho kya hua....uske badle tumhein Aliens ke saath Mars ki free trip bhi toh karayi thi...Uska kya? Ehsaan Faramosh.....Btw, yeh Walia House ke bahar Swimming Pool kyon bana hua hai....Aur yeh Ranveer aur Tony Swimming Trunks mein raat ke 12 baje kya kar rahein hai....Hath mein Sewer Cleaners le kar?😕😆

Will continue how Walia House was saved from being flooded by the sewer water by none other than Jai Walia and how the Lipstick Scandal got solved....and Jai became Bani's Hero again!👏😆

Lots of Love,

MT

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irumnaz thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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lovely MT......
thanks ,,,
you rock sweety
cheers
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Posted: 19 years ago
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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hahahahaha jai's fat bum Breaks the pipe!! Hehe mt u have a great sense of humour!! 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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yaar hashi baand hi nahin ho rahi 😆 😆 😆

excellent 1 😆 😆 😆 Keep it up MT 😆 😆 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: Auditi

😆

yaar hashi baand hi nahin ho rahi 😆 😆 😆

excellent 1 😆 😆 😆 Keep it up MT 😆 😆 😆



Same with me.😆
Hassi bandh hi nahin ho rahi.😆
Brilliant MT.Plz continue.😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Did i say i was prepared for part 2 😕 ? Oh god was i wrong or what? I didnt see this coming... Bechara mera Jai.. iszzat ki vat lagadi... Now sweety please make Jai the Hero again. 😳
U have one hell of sense of humoour.. keep it up.
Lots of Luv
Anu.
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 MT excellent comic timing you have 👏
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Posted: 19 years ago
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MTTTTTTTTTTTTTT is umarm mere munne ko kyun sata rahi ho? S 😭 😭 😭 Singing,flirting,bulldoging-that's his cup of tea at his age.Now get back my super hero me machoman desi Rambo again!You are just awesome.Keep em comin. 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Wahhahaha..

That's very funny 😊 😊 😊
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, omg MT you're toooo good dammit!! 😆
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