1. Vavavavavavavavavavavava – This is how our Jiggu Kitty barks and as we all know barking dogs don't bite.Maybe she was a baby's rattler in her previous birth.How else would you explain the constant up and down and left and right of her head and that brisk hand movements.Or maybe she was a chudail hence her chudaily get up and the chudaily characteristics.I just love this woman.I really missed her all these days.It was so funny that she was actually waiting for Bani to come down and pronounce the verdict!And even funnier that Jiggu never forgets to address Bani as 'bhabhi' and 'aap' evn when the situation is so against her.Hillarious when she says "Kahaan ja rahi hain aap??Nahin rokungi liken ye tho batayiye ki aapke bahan ka kya karoon?"Poor Jiggu.Now that Bani's grown a spine,you can see a marked change in Jiggu's body language.It has become defensive and she has unconsciously accepted her as the 'malkin' of the house.Gosh!For once Jiggu was absolutely right when she said that Bani has shooed off munna!A formidable weapon againt munna now "Munna meri baat maan.Nahin tho Bani amma ko bula doongi!"Gosh!
2. Chuupa Rustom - Gosh!I couldn't believe it was Aditya.I have always liked him but yesterday he just exceeded himself.Yesterday for the first time I saw Aditya and not Jiggu's pati or munna's bro-in-law and I am clean bowled.How sensible,how practical-this man rocks.Kaash pehle se hi isne apni zaban ka isthmaal kya hota tho aaj munna ki bahu Pia hoti!Satyanaash!Thank god Jiggu had the say all these days.God bless.No complaints.But all the same Aditya's new avtar kind of shocked me.Thank god I had cartons of juice and bhutta comfort foods with me or my heart would have gone ty ty fusseeeee due to the sudden shock.Warning before avtar changes must be made mandatory for people like me with weak hearts.WARNING- I;Munna proclaim that I will be turning in to a scardy cat anytime now read as'Anytime from this week to next week'.At least we will be prepared.,na?
3. When gussa,my beard speaks - The way the car wheels halted and the door opened you would think a super hero ki entry ho rahi thi.But it was only Pa Co-gosh!Look at his beard-it was shining with anger!I thought it would catch fire.I wish it did.I want to know how Papa Cobra will look without his hairy asset.Like a shaved snake?
4. Papa se Papa tak - This scene was supposed to be touching but sorry to say it had me in splits.The dialogues were so funny.I cannot exactly point out but it looked so forced and so unreal.Meri beti teri beti Abey Cobra,buy one get one offer chal raha hai kya?Such a LS mentality I tell you.And you be careful naagu or I will get you booked.Under the charge of considering your beti a burden and trying to get rid of her.It is so disgusting that even today beti is a bhoj.She doesn't get married then it is hell to the parents.And I feel like strangling those people who say a woman is incomplete without marriage and without begetting a son.Pity is the so called elite and educated class contribute to this social evil and harbor such barbaric sentiments.I wish Raashi will refuse Swamiji point black.Ladki hai ya puppet?But I wish Aditya had pointed out that getting Raashi married to a boy who doesn't love her is suicidal and not at all fair to the unfortunate girl.Rather the marriage gets cancelled thana lifetime of regret.But unfortunately people think only for the moment.Kal dekha jayaga attitude is a huge mistake and cannot work most of the time.
5. Liar Liar - I know my men like the back of my hand.Swamiji is a liar,a great actor!Pehli nazarme Raashi usko lubha gayi.That's the truth.Maa pe gaya hai aur training bhi usi se liya hai tho nautanki kar raha hai sacrifice ka!Jokes apart I was so so impressed by Sadhu baba that I wanted to make a marmalade out of him,spread him on my toast and savor him bit by bit!Gosh!And the bells bg-Gosh!Gosh!Look at him,look at his expressions-see what I said Sid is a good actor.And his voice-that dangerously low hiss-seductive and charming-that evil malicious smile Hai maar dala re!maar dala!Yesterday,he was the beta!Hard to believe that this man who called Bani a siren and her sisters you know what,feels so strongly about his sister and family.I thought it was very selfish of him to force Sahil to get married to Raashi for their behen's sake.But here he has put his entire life at stake.Bravo!But Swami,cut that crap about spending your entire life trading the path leading to the mahatma.The only jap you do is-'Mission-destroy Bani'.All the mantras you may chant and the mala you pher is nullified by your wicked deeds.Ever heard of the billu that ate 99 chuhe and then went to the haj for penance?But Gosh!He looke so hot!
6. All's well that ends well - Aur ye Papa Cobra kitna bada flirt hai.Munna nahin hai tho Swamiji par line mar raha hai "Ranvir hi meri beti ke liye sahi ladka hai!"!Abey naagu sharam kar honewala damad hai bhai.It was funny the way the whole business was solved in a jiffy.Look at Anu,silently crying when Pap Cobra made his dashing entry and now that sycophantic look she throws Swamiji's way after his heart touching,caressing and kissing dialogue.And Jiggu is she weer not his mom you would think uska dil uspe aa gaya.Really Ashwini looks too young to be his mom.And the shameless ghoongas staring at each other.Look at their kismet.Really!You know if I were a witch I would really have Sadhuji in my sandwich as marmalade Jam.Sahil has greatly gone down in my esteem but he will do for a snack.Point To Be Noted:I am not shifting loyalties!Munan will always be my main dsh.My sweet fat Alu will be my parants and I will have him with dahi.Wondering who the curd will be?Of course my creamy sweety Tony butler.It is criminal that they have replaced him.
7. Zakhmi aurat - Past two days,Bani just rocked!One amazing thing about this woman is that she is not scared about anybody.She can look at everybody in their eye.She hardly opens her mouth and gives chances even to her enemies but she doesn't let anybody fool around with her self-respect and nobody can dare ruin her sisters' happiness.Mother Teresa alright but a warm,loving,caring,intelligent and self-respecting woman.If she has allowed Jiggua nd munna to walk all over her,it was her badapan.She knew her Pia had done a great wrong by munna and also felt his pain.Patience and silence aregreat virtues.That is why Cobra or Kitty or anybody has not been able to do much about her.Yesterday when she refused to allow the Rano sahil marriage I wished munna was there to behold another rocking facet of his pretty wife.She is so right.Wayto go Bani.Her rishta is on the precipice.What will happen to Rano after she leaves the house?Uski naubat hi nahin ayeha Amma.Tera munna tujhe kahin nahin jane dega-and remember the kiaing Olympics?You wouldn't want to stay away from that,would you?Kodak moment when Bani accepted the shagun from Aditya.The two permanent ghoongas;Rano and Sahil had to spare us a tiny smile.And Jiggu and I were in the same boat.She was dying to eat up Bani whole and I was nurturing the same sentiments for Swamiji.Though the reason behind our concurring ambitions for craving after human flesh was vastly different!
8. Hoton pe bas tera naam hai - 'I eat,sleep,drink.flirt, etc Park Road'says Amma.Gosh!After such a dhamaka in the house,this woman goes to Bhalu's house in the dead of the night to enquire if her munna, raah bhulkar wahan tho nahin chala gaya?Really!Isn't it enough that she ahs shooed off munna.Arrey behna bechare Bhalu ko tho baksh do.Bechaare ki abhi sagai tak nahin huyi hai!
9. Meri awaz hi meri pehechan hai - Geeezzzzzzzzz Hey Eesh!When the actor is not available how can they get any Tom dick and Harry to dub for im?Ridiculous!Some nincompoop pretnding to be my munna's voice.So,he's gone to Pune for business.At least he has the courtesey to inform bani.He said he will talk to her after his return.That means munna is ready to face his wife an dher questions.Great going munne.At least you have made a start.I am proud of you.Only worry is your wife who fancies herself James Bond ki bachchi will crack the case before you arrive and then god help you!
10. The Samurai - Dress up sandy Bhalu in one of those red chaddis,ek haathme sword pakda do and you have your samurai!Bhaluji,please please give us the name of the miracle hair product.The product has to be a miracle for sure.Black noodles out and straight rice noodles in!Gosh!I saw it on the animal planet and I don't know the exact name of the species and genus but going by it's physical appearance,I call it the yellow glass snake.It can spit poison up to 20 feet.Bhalu looked like one but with misplaced fangs.Gosh!But he looked a lot better than the other day.Like I said this guy is a great looker.He has character in the face and act quite decently.Why turn him in to a cartoon?And what are those things hanging on his jeans?Tufts of clothes stolen from co-bhikaris in his bhikari days?
11. Bolo na; hai na bolo bolo - Anu,munna ,Jiggy and Cobra can help in stratergic advertisements.Kya chamakthe teeth hain wah!It was funny Anu dragged Bhalu to meet Rano,like he is her pup.Poor guy soch raha tha kahaan fas gaya especially when Mami was bumming him.Anu darling what was that you were saying? "Apne favourite Rockstar Sandy ke saath ye moment capture karne main apna handycam lekar ati hoon!"Geeessssss!Why not a simple'Main apna handycam lekar ati hoo Sandy ke saath photo lene."?Talk about making a short story long!Shabbir is a good actor.His embarassmenta nd the usual male chivalry about keeping unpleasant things away from women.But This guy is a confused soul.First he says he cannot say anything.Then after Bani gives him those looks and emotionally blackmails him he says he doesn't know much but he wll hide nothing from her.This is a crack or a super crook.I think it's the former.Anyone with such a pathetic taste where hairstyle is concerned cannot be a crook.In the good old days flashbacks were indicated by a rotating wheel.Obviously Ekta thins,we are morons and we need B & W frames to let us know it's flash back!Bhalu really looked like a destitute especially in that chep shirt.Poor thins having to sell your blood to keep yourself alive.My poor baby.I admire your courage and in appreciation,won't hand out you the red card today.But tomorrow,I cannot say.
12. Woh kaun thi? - She waathere! "She?"Hmmm.See what I said?this is a school drp out.He doesn't know the difference between 'accidentally killed' and murder'.o muhme aya bakh dala.I think he was selling his blood when Munna arrived at the hospital with the accident victim.Lot of blood loss and maybe due to a family history of diabetes,they couldn't save the lady.It is a caseof accident,for ehaven's sake.Munnatook the blame because Cobra who was at the wheel was badly hurt.And also maybe he thought he is morally responsible for this.He bought Nishikant who extracted a promise from him that when the time comes,he will take care of his daughters.But I hope there is something more to this.I hope Pap Cobra has a role to play.Who is white gloves?I hope somehow munna is not responsible for all this.Bhalu says clearly that 'hey' which means the doctors,munna and Cobra and him meaning Bhalu tried to save the lady in vain.My munna is no murderer.He is not an escapist.He at least got the lady admitted,when he could have easily run away.I hope it was a case of suicide.Maybe Kiran had a row with Nishikant?
13. Tu mere saamne - But I am stoopiiiid!Gosh this Mami!Any normal human will immediately turn bak,when the other person is pointing something to you.But our super sleuth Mamiji thinks differently.She turns back in slow motion and her male sautan just then stands in front of her-gosh!Arrey Bani use your common sense!You think Bhalu will be pointing out and PaCo will stand there like a stone?It was obvious that Bhalu meant Nishikant's picture.What was that doing there?W mansion must be amagic house.Jab chahe jiske tasveer chahe pata nahin kahaan se aa tapaktha hai bhai!Bhalu is surely a school dropout.No manners.he gets a calla nd he doesn't even say 'Excuse me' but just goes away?Wah!Rockstar indeed!
Red cards awarded to -
1. Papa Cobra.Geeeez kya timing hai bhai.Aur koi nahin mila tha Aditya ke baareme puchne ke liye?
2. Bani.Silly female.Was she waiting for the right muhurat to turn back and look at what Bhalu was pointing?
Yellow Cards to
1. Bhalu maharaj.Matching matching!
2. That stupid voice that pertended to be me Munna.
Raaga's grieveince
They replaces my Tony butler.I don't believe this"Anything e4lse Ma'am?Gosh!That's so sexy.😛MaTony!😭Bring back ma Tony to me.😭
Goals awarded to -
1. Swamiji.Gosh!My marmalade!😳
2. Aditya for being a man.👏
3. Jiggu for pure entertainment though her screentime was pretty less.😆
Raaga's secret urge -
Gosh!I wannna wanna wanna see Swamiji blush!Maybe Bani amma can play mausiji between him and Raashi and gosh!Just imagine Sadhu baba and his wife doing a 'jiya dhadak dhadak' and a slow blush overspreading his face.Gosh!I will love it!😛😛😛
Today's lesson learnt -
You want something good to happen to you?Then see that others run away run away!PP ran away,Bani got munna.SR ran away,Raashi got Swamji!Get the pattern?😉
Raaga's teaser of the day
Where will Swamiji and Raashi go for their honeymoon?
Post your answers here and the correct answer will be posted tomorrow.😛
Today's Question and Answer
Q. Where do you think will munna and Amma go for their second honeymoon?
A. PARK ROAD!😉😆😛
Raaga's last words -
I think it was during the JB confrontation scene that Ram had a black-out so they sent him away for rest taking.Poor poor munna.Hope he is okay now.I really really missed him.But at least we had a glimpse of him in the re-cap.Today has to be the stupid Saloni Bani merger.I think munna will realize he loves amm and will decide to spill all the ebans to her but unfortunately the raaz will be out before that and woe to munna.She won't trust him ever and I gues she will be expecting anytime now.Lot of kadwa,khatta,meetha nok jhoks,confrontations and in short Drama hereafter.Only hoping JB remain together and like every obstacle only strengthens their love,this time too,they will go a step ahead in their relationship.Gosh!My Bleus won yesterday but I hope the Azures win the cup!I loved yesterday's wpisode though it was not one of th best but for its sheer melodramatic value.Don't forget to pay attention to Swamiji and Bhalu.Whata contrast-One looked like you can nyochavar a million dollars to have him and other?WELL! 😉😆</?????????????????????>Rains,munna's health attack and probabalyAshwini was late,so that's why the mess.Or the raaz should have been out by Tuesday.Okay I give them another chance.I hope they salvage it.Amen.
Pray for us dears.If Munna didn't come even today,I will need to empty the whole of the fridge,to get over my sorrow.I so don't want to do that.Hai Eesh,daya kar.
God be with me.Have a great day angels.
-Raaga
Anupamaa
