| Funny Nick names |
| You're unique, just like everyone else.... |
| Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules! |
| When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-) |
| The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? |
| You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you! |
| If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? |
| Never wish on 1 star more than once cause your luck ALWAYS runs out! |
| I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me. |
| We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me. |
| I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? |
| One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. |
| When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better. |
| I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! |
| I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet. |
| English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! |
| You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same. |
| I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! |
| I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-) |
| Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters. |
| For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world! |
| Cool Names |
| No fear! (NAME) is here! |
| I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me. |
| I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal! |
| By the time you read this, you've already read it. |
| Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. |
| Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times. |
| If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you. |
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| Friendship Names |
| What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies. |
| There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. |
| If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back. |
| He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. |
| Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his. |
| True friendship is a plant of slow growth. |
| A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. |
| Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. |
| A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend. |
| A faithful friend is the medicine of life. |
| Friendship needs no words.... |
| The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend. |
| Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend. |
| A true friend tells you your faults in private. |
| A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else. |
| True friendship never ends. |
| Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart. |
| Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. |
| As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide |
| Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart. |
| Love Names |
| The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU. |
| To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world. |
| Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
| Don't hate the player, hate the game. |
| Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again? |
| I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many. |
| Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me. |
| Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head! |
| If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. |
| Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always. |
| Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!! |
| Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever. |
| Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell. |
| You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me. |
| Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love. |
| Love is a slow poison . |
| True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen |