funny shayri & jokes - Page 117

50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai,

Kaise ?

Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Ayenge Soni I Love You Ab Kya Soni Wahaan Padane Jayegi?

Studying Has 2 Types:

Hard Subjects Which Cannot Be Studied.

Easy Subject That Doesn't Need To Be Studied.

10th Student: "Board Mein Failure Ki Vajah Se Suicide"

12th Student: "PCM Mein Percentage Kam Hone Ki Vajah Se Suicide"
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Engineering Student: "Unexpectedly Exam Mein Pass Hone Se Over Excitement Se Heart Fail"

Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.

Pappu: "I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho"

Ladki: "Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bhi zyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai"

Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.

Ladki: "Agar Tum Sach Mein Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You"

Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tez Nikali.
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Par Message Abi Baki Hai, Mere Dost.

Pappu: "Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marazi, Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Main Kisko Dunga"

Ladki Fatafat Se Boli: "Lo… Ab Main Apne Janu Se Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti"

Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.

Police Inspector: "Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?"

Chor: "Sir, Chori To Maine Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada"