funny shayri & jokes - Page 120

Kanjoos' Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos : Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.

Sahib: Kal anna.

Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

God: Agle janam me kya ban-na chahoge?
Santa: Ji, Cockroch!

Surprised God:- Lekin kyo?
Dukhi Santa:Meri biwi sirf us-se hi darti hai!

Sher sherni Ko kiss karne laga, Sherni ne roka or idhr udr Dekne lagi

Sher: Kya hua SherniDek Rahi Hun Aas Pas Discovery channel WaleTo nahi hai

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

Biwi: "Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?"


Shohar: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai."

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.



Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

A man walks into the dentist office and lies in the chair... The dentist comes in and proceeds to do an examination. In the middle of the exam, the man tells the dentist and apologizes that he has just had lunch and did not have time to brush his teeth before the appointment as he was running a bit late.

The dentist tells him : "That's ok. I understand. I just had to use the bathroom and didnt have time to wash my hands."