Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?
A: Gaelic breath.
A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
"Sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?
A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he should cut it in six or 12 pieces.
She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril.
He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well."
The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
Doctor: "I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor"
Santa (Jumps In Joy): "Yesss"
Doctor: "Did You Understand What I Just Told You?"
Santa: "Yes Of Course, Do You Think I'm Dumb?"
Doctor: "Then Why Are You So Happy?"
Santa: "Because That Proves that i have a brain.🤣🤣🤣
The Most Heart Breaking Moment In Our Childhood
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Ghar Aaye Mehmano Ke Diye Hue 500 Rupaye
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Jab Mummy Wapis Le Leti Hai🤣🤣🤣
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