"Phocus! Guys!" Rondimma yelled as she entered the room... the lady was already pissed at the PH for not giving her a seat beside her naya navela dulha... it was Takhi Rawant on his right & her would be sautan, Meenu, on his left ... Ghor kaliyug!... Ghor Na insaafi ... on top of that, now she has to sit in between Jappu and Dappu, the only spare seat left for her ... 'main aur meri phooti kismat' she murmured to herself ...
"Madam ji, please be comfortable" both Jappu and Dappu welcomed the lady who looked least interested. "wait, beta, I still have your share of ashirvaad pending, let me" before Pedji could finish his sentence, SK cut him out "please save that for later, can you?" ... dejected Pedji forced a smile "as you say, sir ji" ...
"Anyway" SK didn't like J&D giving extra attention to this new guest ... "Shall we get back to the meeting now? " he continued, when another girl entered the room singing and dancing in a cobra ishtyle... " Tumse milne ka tamanna hai, pyaar ke iraada hai, aur ek wada hai, Bhatnuuu... OUCH! " GK came back from her dancing land as she hit the pillar right behind MM's seats...
"Aab yeh kaunse namuna hai" SK wanted to cry as he slapped his forehead ... "Meri bichhri hui behna lagte hai" Keru murmured to her showpiece, Sabji Pyaaj, who as usual had no idea what his bitter half was bullsh*tting about... "Dekha nahin kaise shame to shame dance kar rahi thi bilkul mere jaisi" she was already proud and impressed with GK ... Sabji decided to just nod his head in return like always...
" Good afternoon everyone, I'm Gehu Kamini, a replacement for Jhoota Singh Ji" the girl informed with excitement... " What? No seat for me? " she was heartbroken ... "Hai naa... here you go" like a gentleman, Monu got up from his seat & grabbed a stool for GK & placed it right behind the middle of his and Meenu's seats...
" How sweet! ... so well mannered... so cute... so adorable... agar beta aaisa hai toh phir bapu toh..." ... *COUGH* , SK decided to kick GK out of her 'Bhatna-land'... making a face at SK, the girl took the seat brought by her dear Monu...
"Now, tell me the title you have come up with Mr. Jappu" SK asked for the ideas...
"Humari 'unique' kahani" Jappu proudly shared as if he could already see the TRP chart rising up ... " you are missing 'ghisa pita' and change the unique to Bakwaas " Takhi interrupted while filing her nails when everyone turned to look at her... sensing the silence in the room, she looked up and cleared herself " I meant, you are missing the main USP of the current track, it should be 'Humari Ghisa Pita Bakwaas Kahani'".... saying that she went back to her task without caring about the reaction from her audience ...
Jappu's face was turning red as he said, " I will take it as an insult " ..... " You should, because I meant it " Takhi was angry too... before the argument could turn into a bad direction, Rondimma's cell phone rang up, grabbing everyone's attention 'Tera Niyaat Kharab Hai' ... " Perfect ring tone " Monu whispered to Megha and GK...
"Ignore her Sirji, let me explain the uniqueness of this new track" Jappu tried to convince SK, who gestured him to continue... "Now since I have made Monu married to Ms. Rondimma, now Monu will be in dilemma thinking about his already wife & would be wife... Audience will be curious to know how Monu will handle the two ladies of his life at the same time...how he will be keep lying to one another simultaneously... then gradually, he will become a crying puppet and a momma's boy... audience love to see male leads in tears, buckets of tears ... with his pain, the female audience will be emotionally attached to this show just to share Monu's pain ... and they would not even bother to look for any logic or story in the show ... all will be after Monu's dukh bhari kahani... it will be only Monu Monu & only Monu... " Jappu finished with a grin, all but Dappu were staring at him as if they were watching a chinese show without any subtitle... "what a brilliant idea, Sirji... You are so unique" Dappu supported his buddy...
"But that will completely turn Monu's character upside down" Sonu tried to protest when SK shut her up " Don't care as long as we get audience's sympathy for the show... Jappu start working on it & send me a copy ... I have to go talk to the Rangeela Channel for this new innovative title & track of our show " saying that he left the room leaving Jappu & Dappu to share a cold vibe with Ms. Sonu Cynic, who wanted to commit suicide right at that very moment...
Monu tightened his grip on the knife, if it was not for his female phans, he would've chopped that brainless head of Jappu right at that very moment... "how about mera chaaku, tera mundi ? ", he murmured to Meenu while forcing a smile through his gritted teeth ... " I swear, if he brings up another brilliant crap from his brainless head, then it wouldn't take me a second to seperate his mundi from the rest of his body parts " he finished...
" You have my moral support " Meenu kept her tone low and wanted to pat his shoulder but stopped noticing SK's eyes on them ...
"Kambakto ne mere phone ka ring tone bhi change karwa diya, loser kahika!...upar se yeh ghatiya ideas paida kar raha hai..." he shared with GK, who felt for the poor boy... saying that he grabbed a water bottle from the table...
"by the way, who is this rotten face? " GK asked Monu, who almost choked on his drink...
"Exquize me, I gave the show high TRP" the rotten face replied in anger... " Myshelf, Rondimma" now she was proud as she looked away and leaned back to her chair while folding her arms...
"Abbey oh akal ki dushman, the TRP was due to Meenu's late confession " Monu corrected... then turning to his left where Meenu was sitting right next to him, he continued " Aur kya ghatiya timing hai teri, dou minute pehle apni muh nahin khul sakti thi? " he was mad at Meenu... "Teri waja se uss kambaktone mujhe iss churail ke saath latka diya" Monu was super pissed now ... she couldn't take it anymore as Meenu covered both her ears with hands "Chuup ho jao Monu, I can't take it anymore", she warned Monu...
"YOU can't take it anymore?!?!?!...what the?!?!?! .. do you have any idea, how I am tolerating this piece of sh*t every second of my life? on top of that, these J&D are not giving me any scene with chavanni nowadays. Only I know how I am surviving this cruel torture... I miss my Chavanni" Monu cried...
"I miss Duddu" Meenu cried...
"I miss my old Monu" Sonu bursted into tears...
"I miss my black mole" Rondimma sighed ...
"I miss Mr. Bhatnagar" GK broke into sobs ...
ermm... didn't turn out the way I thought π€... thanks to the unpleasant sangeet episode ...
luv
rehana
Edited by Rehana86 - 11 years ago
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