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Hello and welcome to the DABH Reality Show. I'm your longsuffering host Hiral and together let's find out
the how,why,when of the characters of DABH. Wihtout too much more fanfare, let me welcome our contestants.
Suraj. Sandhya. Chotu. Chaturi.Meenakshi.Bhabasa and laaastly and leastly, Bhabo.In tonight's premeire episode,
we have Sandhya in the hot seat. The others will question her. I will be the moderator.
Hiral: Sandhyaji, thank you for volunteering.
Sandhya: No problem Hiralji, I love a challenge.
Hiral: Suraj ji, you can start the questioning. You have all the rights (according to some).
Suraj: Thanks Hiralji. Sandhyaji, am I your husband or am I not?
Sandhya: Interesting question Suraj ji. 🤓
Bhabo: Just answer the question!
Hiral: aap beech mein mat boliye please!
Sandhya: It's difficult for me to think, when someone harrasses me like this. 🤔
Suraj: Sandhyaji, I have loved you from the moment I set eyes on you.
Sandhyaji: Suraj ji, I am very grateful! Truly!
Suraj: What can I do with gratitude? Can I embrace it? Can I hug it?
Audience : Wow! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Chotu: Bhabhisa, I have observed many times, that you fancy Suraj Bhaiya like anything. Why are you being shy now?
Bhabo: Kya bakwas hain! She only fancies herself and her status.
Hiral: Let Sandhyaji, answer. It's not helpful to heckle her.
Sandhya: Chotu, you watch too many movies. Thank God we don't have a tv at our place. What can I do, if he comes and stands near the clothesline every time? He gets wet, I look at him, he looks at me. This is love?
Hiral: Sandhyaji, you are meant to answer questions, not pose new ones.
Bhabasa: Sandhya, can you not find it in your heart to love my son?
Sandhya: So far, I haven't found it.
Chaturi: Bhabhisa, do you need some help to find it?
Sandhya: I don't know.
Hiral: We have the entire nightmare that Suraj had a few nights ago. Let's take a look.
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After viewing,
Hiral: Sandhyaji, what did you think of that?
Sandhya: He seems to think I will pack my bags and leave.
Hiral: Yes, but what do you think of his reaction to your leaving?
Sandhya: But I'm not leaving! I will never leave!
Suraj: Liar!
Audience: oooh 😲 😲 😲 OMG! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
Sandhya: What!
Suraj takes the Divorce papers out of his pocket and waves them : This is proof!
You want a divorce and still say you won't leave? What kind of twisted thing is that!
Sandhya: Oh you found it? I was looking for it for 2 days. Ball is in your court then. Have you signed it?
Audience: Kya! Kya! Kya! 💔
Suraj: Do you want me to sign it?
Sandhya: Do you want me to leave?
Hiral: Do both of you want a maha-episode?
Meenakshi: Nahin! No maha episode! Last time we had to go stand around their bed.
Dunno why all this fuss about this couple. Why can't they give all my mischief some
importance!
Bhabo: Thik hain! We will decide this matter with a maha-episode! I will inform Daisa to get her pals ready.
Bhabasa: I will dye my hair green. 😃
Chotu:Where will this maha episode take place?
Sandhya: God knows. 🥱 I just want to finish my degree.
Suraj: In the shop. I can talk well when I'm in the shop.
Bhabo: Can be in the street. Already we have lost all respect.
Bhabasa: Santosh, please have it indoors.
Hiral: Yes, let's have it indoors. Our next show will continue with Suraj in the hot seat. Thank you for watching! See you next time, if there is a next time.
Bhabhi Ji Ghar Pe Hain?
