rishis one liners- - Page 55

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7. Bhabi ek baat puchuuu...actually mein na mujhe aise lagta hai haan...i swear mujhe aise lagta hai ki aapke heart mein kuch aur hai or face par kuch aur hai haan...are jab aap apne dil se apne baby ko gaud nahi dena chahti ho to phir kyon de rahi ho...acty pata hai kya hai...hum human beings ka nature na bohot stupid hota hai...bhabi apka kisine dil dukhaya abaap gusse mein aakar usse badla lene ke chaakkar mein uska dil dukhaogi iska matlab ye thodi hai ki aap apna baby itne pain se deliever karogi or jakarke kisi aur ko dedogi...aise hota hai kya bhabi...

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8. Offo bhabi aap bhi na stupid mat bano...bohot smart ho aap haan..kabhi kabhi jo aankhon se dikhta hai na bhabi zaroori nahi hai ki humesha wohi sach ho...dekho duniya to stupid hai...wo to bolti aai hai aur bolti rahegi...
Lekin bhabi aapka heart kya kehta hai...aapka heart kya kehta hai...apka heart ye kehta hai ki wo doshi hai bolo...bolo...dekha nahi sujh raha hai na koi bhi jawab..mujhe sab pata hai haan..aise hi thodi ho gayi hoon..puri mehnet se hui hoon ...only 18 haan...stupid huuu...suno na bhabi...dekho kabhi bhi jab bhi aapke heart ki aur mind ki fight ho na bhabi to humesha apne heart ki sunna aap thik hai...bohot khushi milegi aapko..bohot maza aata hai bhabi bohot maza ata hai...🤣 .Edited by designersaini - 10 years ago

9. Nahi aise hi bas weird sa thought aya hai mereko bas...🤣 aise hawa mein baatein mat taalo aap...Edited by designersaini - 10 years ago

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10. Bad night...kaise ram se so jau aaram se...jabki mere bachche ki neend,chain,sukh sab par aafat aai hui hai...

11. Ball mili to lakho paaye..laut ke buddhu ghar ko aaye...🤣

12. Aankhon se kaam tamaam karungi..tera jeena haraam karungi🤣 .

13. Ball...la do na market se plsss...ummm...1,2,3,4,5...12...1 dozen
back up bhi to chahiye...🤣 .

Originally posted by: ...Diya...

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hey kanu 🤗 .

14. O deva...deva...o deva...o...indira ji ko pooch rahe ho kya stupid...khade rahoge kya...sit...o...waise bade punya ka kaam kar rahe hain aap log jo bitiyarani ko gaud le rahe hain...stupid...itna bhi nahi pata...offo...aise hi thodi...badi mehenat ke saath hui hoon only 18...omg...omg..omg...omg...omg...

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15. Auntiji aapne dekha na indira ji ko by god mereko to unki chaal dhaal dekhke hi pata chal gaya tha ki unko beti hone waali hai...101% hai ki unko beti hi hogi haan..
Aur ye jo ladke wadke hote hai na ye sab aunti ye kehne ki baatein hain ki bete wansh badhate hain chalate hain lekin kuch nahi karte...old age mein na ladki hi kaam aati hai...bolo aunti hai na...
Stupid...agar 9 months ke baad ladki ho gayi to usko kachre mein phenk ke aaoge stupid...hoga to paal lena usko...

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16. O my god...(5 times)...india is great...pls help me..bhaago...delhi mein aag lag gayi...o my god(3) omg...india is great...holi mein diwali...🤣 .Edited by designersaini - 10 years ago

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17. Agreement sigh...rakshash...rakshash...rakshash...stupid...