rishis one liners- - Page 54

(from 21 may 2013 epi)
leke bataun ya deke...😆

(from 21 may 2013 epi)
oye kanjara..
ek second mein mera kaam-tamaam karde..
kithe jaa raha hai?aethe aaa..
menu marna hai, maarde menu...😆

(from 21 may 2013 epi)
behudgi nai hai ye..
mera naam na pappi hai..
isliye action karke bataya maine...😆

(from 21 may 2013 epi)
wo actually..
main zarurat se zyada friendly hoon..
baaten karten logon ke dil mein utarne ka shauk hai mujhe...😆

21st epi

ye maai hai...humare waha mandir ke bahar aisi maai baithi rehti...(acts)..or kehti hai allah ke naam pe de de baba...allah ke naam pe de de baba...🤣 kasam se kya sehat bana di hai khila pila ke...aye maai jao jake kitchen mein bartan-bhande saaf karo...chalo jao🤣 ...

O god...kitni hot hain ye...kitni garam hain...is railway station par khud bhi apna saman jama kar baith gayi ho...ha...🤣 .

O my god...omy god...o my god...mil gaya train ka ticket🤣 .



(munna-aapki tarif)
aap khud hi kar do na...

Bohot naseeb walon ko dete ho na aisa sasural bhagwaan...kya log hai yaar...ye mera saala tha...ye anarkali ke peeche hai mera sasur pappi kaur ke peeche hai...kaise bachaunga mai apne aap ko...🤣 .

22nd may epi

1. Nahi ho raha hai na band...mai karu...lao mai karu...are mai kar deta hoon na...offo mai kaise kar sakta hoon...mai to kar sakti hoon na..mai bhi to mai hi hoon na...🤣

2. No..no...no..no mai nahi soungi wahan par...raat ko mai darr war gayi to...mujhe raat ko bhot woot ke sapne aaye to...mai to yahan par soungi aise🤣 .Edited by designersaini - 10 years ago

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3. Kapde...umm...u 9 my pa...my paapa...mere papa kehndete si ki hum ladies log na life ka 1/3rd hissa kapde clothes change karne mein nikal deti hain...aise kapde nikalo..chadhao...utaro...pehno...pata nahi kya kya stupid ek dum...mujhe na papa ka funda bohot pasand hai isiliye mai time nahi waste karna chahti...mera bas chhale to mai bhi widhout clothes...hmmm...🤣 .Edited by designersaini - 10 years ago

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4. Oh my god..oh my god...wat happened bhaabi..bhaabi pls help...oh my god...bhabi kya ho gaya...bhabi...listen to me...o my god...its ok...alright...bhabi r u alright...ahiiste se...arram se...aise...aise karke leto na bhabi.o my god...o my god...pls help us...o my god...i will do something haan...bhabi ye lo paani peeo...feeling ok...feeling good ...hmm...ho gaa bas bhabi...ye lo towel aise rakho...bohot thand lag rahi hai aapko...bohot thand...
Very bad...very bad..very bad...bola kyun nahi ki aapki tabiyat kharab hai...

22nd may (Continued)...

5. Achcha bhabi ek baat batao mujhe aap...itni takleef ke baad,itne pain ke baad aap baby ko deliever karoge...or aise kisi ko bhi gaud de doge kya...haan...

Aise hi thodi..bhabi...puri mehenat se hui hoon...only 18
o my god...sorry bhabi...wo actually kya hai na ki mai jab bhi apni age batati hoon na to ye sab aise ulta seedha hone lagta hai...stupid glass...
Mai or jhoot...very bad bhabi...very bad...mai hawa nahi karungi aapko haan...🤣 .Edited by designersaini - 10 years ago

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6. Offo mai kahan kuch keherahi thi...aapne ques kiya to mai answer de rahi thi...wo actually niche aaaye the na uncle-aunti... bad faces wale..apne khud hi to kaha tha ki aap apne baby unko gaud de rahi ho.