Aadaab. Ye Hyderabad Airlines ki udaan Dilli ke liye ravana hongi. Aaapke kaptan Chand Pasha hain . aur mai, Rukhsana Begum.
Ab ye jahaaz hai so udnewala hai. Samjhe nai?
Sab jane beltaan baandleo.
Bacchon ku khamoosh bithaleo. Aur kalma padlete baitho, kaiku bole toh, hamare kaptan aajeech pilot bane, aur ye unki pehli udaan hai. Magar fikar nakko karo, apan kaisa toh bhi Dilli pahunch jayinge
Jahaaz jab tak teda rahinga beltaan kholo nakko aur baithe jage se utho nakko. Aap gir-vir gaye toh bhot musibat hongi. Agar raste mein oxygen ki kami ho gayi toh oopar chhat se ek pipe giringa. Usku dekh ke daro nakko. Kahin 'Saanp, saanp!' bolke, jahilon ke vaisa chillao nakko. Usko naak ke andar ghusake saans lete raho.
Aur koi bhi pareshani hui toh aapke seat ke oopar ek button hai, dekho. Magar usku dabao nakko. Uthke yaan saamne aake jo bhi haiso merese pooch leo: pani ka ghada kahaan hai, chaddar-takiya kahaan hai, chai-samose milinge kya . ab dekho mein bhi bewa hoon na tau mera number day ditiyoon hona tau kuchhki bhi pooch le sakte
A.C. toh vaiseechh bhi kaam nai karrae. Magar bomdiyaan nakko maro. Tumare ghar me bhi AC nai hai. Nai so adat kaiku daalna? Baad mein pareshani hoti.
Agar toilet rukrae nai to rokne ki poori koshish karo. Nikal gaya toh dusre musafiron ku pareshaani ho jati. Chambu bazu wale seat ke neeche hai. Comot pe saleeqe se baitho, jahilon ke jaisa ukdu mat baitho - ye qadamcha nai hai, samjhe nai?
Ab thhodi der mein tabarruk batinga: baghara khana aur kaddu ka dalcha. Sabku milta, pukara nakko karo. Jaghe pe baithke topiyon mein le lo.
Oh wow...Shayri mentioned somewhere that she is from Hyd...thats why shared that Hyd Airhostess stuff. May be you would find it worth a smile as well!😊
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