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Main Ek Masoom Murga thha!π
Poultry farm mein paida hua and grew up with a happy bunch of siblings there...Haaye...Kya Din thhe wo...π
One Day, I met my inevitable fate. I, like some of my batch-mates, was slaughtered...my horror struck soul saw my feathers being stripped away and me placed on a plate...'nicely dressed' as the Chef proclaimed.π€
Then I was chopped, marinated with salt and spices and placed over live coals for what a huge monster like ex-cricketer said Bar-be-cue...and some gorgeous girls started dancing around. As I had got past the stage of shock and pain, I was watching all this from up above and still glad that atleast these gorgeous beauties would relish me and Main, Inke kaam aaunga...π³
AND THEN THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! I GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE WHEN A MONSTROUS WOMAN GLARED AT ME WITH HER LEFT EYE CLOSED, MERCILESSLY LIFTED ME AND NOT JUST TORE APART MY FLESH WITH HER SIX VICIOUS CANINE TEETH, BUT SMASHED TO BITS MY BONES WITH HER MOLARS...
-----OH GOD!...BOTI-BOTI CHABA DAALI MERI IS KHOONKHAAR AURAT NE...π
...MY BHOOT IS STILL SHIVERING IN HORROR...ππ€
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I PRAY TO GOD: Bhagwaan...tu bhale is aurat ko har janam mein KUMKUM bana deejo...magar PLEASE...AGLE JANAM MOHE MURGA MAT KEEJO!π
Poultry farm mein paida hua and grew up with a happy bunch of siblings there...Haaye...Kya Din thhe wo...π
One Day, I met my inevitable fate. I, like some of my batch-mates, was slaughtered...my horror struck soul saw my feathers being stripped away and me placed on a plate...'nicely dressed' as the Chef proclaimed.π€
Then I was chopped, marinated with salt and spices and placed over live coals for what a huge monster like ex-cricketer said Bar-be-cue...and some gorgeous girls started dancing around. As I had got past the stage of shock and pain, I was watching all this from up above and still glad that atleast these gorgeous beauties would relish me and Main, Inke kaam aaunga...π³
AND THEN THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! I GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE WHEN A MONSTROUS WOMAN GLARED AT ME WITH HER LEFT EYE CLOSED, MERCILESSLY LIFTED ME AND NOT JUST TORE APART MY FLESH WITH HER SIX VICIOUS CANINE TEETH, BUT SMASHED TO BITS MY BONES WITH HER MOLARS...
-----OH GOD!...BOTI-BOTI CHABA DAALI MERI IS KHOONKHAAR AURAT NE...π
...MY BHOOT IS STILL SHIVERING IN HORROR...ππ€
π€
I PRAY TO GOD: Bhagwaan...tu bhale is aurat ko har janam mein KUMKUM bana deejo...magar PLEASE...AGLE JANAM MOHE MURGA MAT KEEJO!π
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