Meri Kahaani...Agle Janam Mohe Murga Mat Keejo - Page 11

Originally posted by: ShahZur4Cruiser

awsome!!!thanks

thanks shahzur

Originally posted by: ShahZur4Cruiser

haha...she is gonna have the last laugh and laugh all the way to Bank!😛

SHE WON BUT I DONT THINK SHE WILL HAVE ANY WORK AFTER THAT!!!

Originally posted by: ShahZur4Cruiser

SHE WON BUT I DONT THINK SHE WILL HAVE ANY WORK AFTER THAT!!!

1  MILLION SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR POULTRY FARM AND MOOLI FIELD😆 

its 10 million bucks babe!😛

she won it iam so happy for her😳..juhi juhi juhi🥳

Originally posted by: cruiser51

Shayari ji...just for you...:

Hyderabad Airlines air-hostess:

Aadaab.
Ye Hyderabad Airlines ki udaan Dilli ke liye ravana hongi.
Aaapke kaptan Chand Pasha hain . aur mai, Rukhsana Begum.

Ab ye jahaaz hai so udnewala hai.
Samjhe nai?

Sab jane beltaan baandleo.

Bacchon ku khamoosh bithaleo.
Aur kalma padlete baitho, kaiku bole toh, hamare kaptan aajeech pilot bane, aur ye unki pehli udaan hai.
Magar fikar nakko karo, apan kaisa toh bhi Dilli pahunch jayinge

Jahaaz jab tak teda rahinga beltaan kholo nakko aur baithe jage se utho nakko.
Aap gir-vir gaye toh bhot musibat hongi.
Agar raste mein oxygen ki kami ho gayi toh oopar chhat se ek pipe giringa.
Usku dekh ke daro nakko.
Kahin 'Saanp, saanp!' bolke, jahilon ke vaisa chillao nakko.
Usko naak ke andar ghusake saans lete raho.

Aur koi bhi pareshani hui toh aapke seat ke oopar ek button hai, dekho.
Magar usku dabao nakko.
Uthke yaan saamne aake jo bhi haiso merese pooch leo:
pani ka ghada kahaan hai,
chaddar-takiya kahaan hai,
chai-samose milinge kya .
ab dekho mein bhi bewa hoon na tau mera number day ditiyoon hona tau
kuchhki bhi pooch le sakte

A.C. toh vaiseechh bhi kaam nai karrae.
Magar bomdiyaan nakko maro.
Tumare ghar me bhi AC nai hai.
Nai so adat kaiku daalna?
Baad mein pareshani hoti.

Agar toilet rukrae nai to rokne ki poori koshish karo.
Nikal gaya toh dusre musafiron ku pareshaani ho jati.
Chambu bazu wale seat ke neeche hai.
Comot pe saleeqe se baitho, jahilon ke jaisa ukdu mat baitho - ye qadamcha nai hai, samjhe nai?

Ab thhodi der mein tabarruk batinga:
baghara khana aur kaddu ka dalcha.
Sabku milta, pukara nakko karo.
Jaghe pe baithke topiyon mein le lo.

Chalo ab niklenge apan.

wow this was really good! If you're not hyderabadi I"m super impressed!

Originally posted by: sweet_angel27

wow this was really good! If you're not hyderabadi I"m super impressed!

haha...not Hyderabadi, but spent a few months in Hyd. Lovely city, great people and love the Hyd-Hindi-Urdu mix!😛