just for fun look inside!!!!

hey guys  this is so much fun      
if you want and make this fun you can post some random and funny jokes on this
thnx..🤗
Glitter Graphics

I guess there is no fun hah. 😭

I'll try

Pehchaan kaun?

Edited by Maverickaryan - 18 years ago

nahin sheila nahin,
saloni bhi nahin...

arey julie bol rahi hoon...
masti mat kar, bol deti hoon, sidhi sidhi baat kar...
hatt kutta
😆 😆 Edited by AryanDipikaFan - 18 years ago

Once Santa singh was riding a cycle and suddenly hit a girl!
   So the girl shouted"Saala ghanti nahin maar saktha kya?"
   So santa replied"Poori cycle toh maardi ab ganti kya alag se maaroo?"

Santa went to buy the INDIAN FLAG.The shopowner gave him the flag.
      Guess what was Santa's next question"Is mein aur colour dikhaiyein" 😉

Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
    The mechanic came and asked"Battery Exide laga doon?"
   For which santa replies "Doosri side kya tera baap lagayega?" 😆

What is the height of stupidity
    "Two sardarjis travelling on a motor cycle and quarelling for the window seat"

Another one Sardar fell in love with a Nurse and wanted to propose to her.So he thought alot and came up with an one liner "I love you Sister,marry me". 😉

Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne..

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan



ON Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bacchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff .

Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt for
A)

But Santa is still confused.

Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..50:50 and phone a friend.

Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure.

Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm ap kya karna chahenge?

Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..



Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.

C. Moh. Azharuddin.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this
mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.

Now Santa is confused.

Santa: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa : "Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga...."


Amitabh Fainted !!!!!

And the call is now connected to Jayabachan and listen ......

Santa asked the question to Jaya.

Santa : " Jayaji , Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan ?


Jaya Bachan: Give me the options!!!!!!

ha ha good job maverick. i'll add some.

whr r the others?