Once Santa singh was riding a cycle and suddenly hit a girl!
So the girl shouted"Saala ghanti nahin maar saktha kya?"
So santa replied"Poori cycle toh maardi ab ganti kya alag se maaroo?"
Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
The mechanic came and asked"Battery Exide laga doon?"
For which santa replies "Doosri side kya tera baap lagayega?"