🥳🥳 A sleek-black limousine arrives at the rug ...red carpet...The door's opened by a smartly dressed, 5 foot 2 inches suave Baanke...and here's fashionably-classily-late Agent Mango ... 🥳🥳
1. Name/Agent ID(if any)
If any?😡..I have names Many!😎..The name's Neel...Agent Mango...The classy massy oozy squeezy Jhingalala Penguin - The name oozes Class 😎... The classiest of the class by the class 😎- 'Jhingalala'...*waving my delicate hand with the two classy fingers...well I'm a penguin*😎
2. Clothes by: I wear tight skin ...skintight blue leather pants...did i mention class oozes out of the glass beads of the pants that are actually leggings - they are that tight! skin!
Do I hear the host ask me the designer I wear - It can only be highly exclusively- exclusively unique -uniquely singular-singularly classy-classily Jhingala Raunakella Versace! Mix and match and bring out the class!
So the bottom's skintight blue leather pants..and the blouse is made by Kulce and Omibbana ...It's not tight-skin but free-flowing and can double-up as a tent in the hour of emergency....Yes Its free-flowing and has fish-patterns of the micro-fish variety and may look like a shower-curtain, but dont be fooled by the view...they dont smell like the sea...why..becoz, the fragrance I wear is by Chanel No. 3 Eau Jhingalalire ...The fragrance can be smelled a mile away to indicate the arrival of the class..
Jhinga! lala! haha!
3. Accessories by:
Earrings - :Long danglers that are diamonds....diamond shaped Coal earrings straight out of the coal mines of the earth bowels!
Hands - Display humongous Coal bracelets and the fingerrings are natural, coral studded, pearl centered, coal bordered...each hand displays three rings...Yes mix and match and bring out the class ....Also Ore's all the rage babyyy!
Neck is adorned by thin three-tiered chain that has a proud Coal pendant that is bordered by White chalk to bring out the black of my eyes.
Nope, no anklets for the agent ..you ask why - Yes minimalism Rules! I just wear the long long Coal danglers, humongous bracelets and Six Coal fingerrings that can knock the mass out of any classy viewers...I believe in minimalism!
4.What do you look forward to the most in the event: Show-off, Dazzle, Bedazzle, Razzmaddazzle, Razzmattazzle, Jagmaggazzle the beejeesus of the others! what? I just followed the instructions of Agent Hinz! Whatever she calls herself these days...!
5.Special message you'd like to dedicate to: Abherians are precious, they may be few or many, they may be calm or funny but they are loved and beloved and I dedicate my classy appearance to Ya and Rav.
Msg to the hosts - Red cramps my classy style next time make the carpet blue...dark blue..cerulean blue with the purple in it...(eh Fatima?) ...Blue coz the name's Neel...or Better-yet make the carpet Orange ..like mandarin orange coz the Agent'ss of the Mango variety...!
Jhinga! lala! haha!
Edited by regularinfo - 13 years ago
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