It was 4 AM in the morning when Moiz woke up because of some disturbance. As soon as he got up to see what's happening he saw Nattu not sleeping but rather busy on her laptop playing Yoville.
Moiz ' What are u doing Nattu, its 4 in the morning, why don't u sleep like normal people.
Nattu ' Moiz dekho na PJ ne mujhe 3 lakh coins gift kiye hai, ab unka hi use kar rahi hoon.
Moiz ' yeh tum aur PJ na is faltu game ke liye pagal ho.
Nattu ' Moiz tumhe kya pata yeh game kitni achi hai.
Moiz ' haan haan pata hai itni achi ki tumne to apna aadha honeymoon is game ko khelne mein hi bitaya tha.
Nattu ' Moiz tang mat karo let me play the game.
Moiz ' fine tum khelo mein to chala sapne dekhne.
Nattu ' ya good night moiz.
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7 AM in the morning in Nattu's house
Nattu : come-on chunnu beta jaldi se ready ho jao fir school bhi jana hai na.
Chunnu ' Mom abhi mein Vini massi ke saath khel raha hoon, kal na unhone mujhe yeh secret bhi bataya ki jo saat khoon maaf movie hai na and usme jo priyanka chopra ka character hai woh unse inspired hai, massi ne bataya ki woh bhi aaj tak 7 BF badal chuki hai.
Nattu ' Hawww kamini Vini, mujhe to aaj tak bolti rahi ki uska koi BF nahi hai aur ab dekho sach bahar aaya na.
Chunnu ' haan mom and pata hai kal na massi aur maine raat ko antakshari bhi khela and pata hai who gana gate huye kitna sharma rahi thi...haha
Nattu ' acha thik hai ab wapas aa kar khel lena, abhi chalo tum school.
On the other hand Vini, PJ, Prinzu and Sani also got ready for going to Shin's school and after chunnu munnu went to school and Moiz also went to office Nattu also got ready to join Shin's school for fun.
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As soon as Shin reached her school she saw her best friend Sif laughing badly. Sif signaled her to look around and Shin saw that it wasn't just Sif but instead who school was like having a laughing session.
Shin ' sab ke sab pagal ho gaye ho ya kisi ne laughing gas chor di hai yaha par
Sif ' tu late kyu aayi basket (Sif calls shin as basket), pata hai u missed all the action and fun.
Shin ' poochna bhi mat mere saath kya huya, mein late nahi hona chahti thi but you know na ki meri kismet kitni kharab hai.
Sif ' kya huya basket bata na late kyu ho gayi
Shin ' nahi pehle tu bata tum sab itna kyu hass rahe ho, kya huya?
Sif ' nahi pehle tu bata ki tu late kyu huyi, fir mein tujhe sab kuch batayungi ki tere aane se pehle yaha kya kya huya.
Shin ' pata hai mein subah school aane ke liye ready ho rahi thi to mom and dad ne mujhe TV torne ke liye daanta. Ab tu hi bata Sif ki usme meri kya galti thi, maine thorna kaha tha di ko ki cricket dekho and mujhe bhi dikhao, sab unki galti thi and mujhe daant pari.
Sif ' ale ale Shin koi baat nahi, but daant hi pari thi na, to tu late kaisey huyi
Shin ' daant jab tak khatam huyi meri bus ka time ho gaya tha, mein jab tak bus stop pohnchi to bus nikal gayi thi and mere paas paisey bhi nahi the, to mujhe chal kar school aana para.
Sif ' of that's so sad Shin, chalo koi baat nahi, ab school mein rest kar lena.
Shin ' tu mere rest ki chor, ab bata tum sab kyu hass rahe ho.
Sif ' pata hai maine tujhe kaha tha na ki aaj kuch naye students aane wale hai and sab ne unki ragging ka programme banaya hai, bas samaj le sab ne unki band baja di (she started laughing badly after saying this)
Shin ' Sif detail mein bata na kya kya kiya tum sab ne unke saath and kitne naye students hai.
Sif started the whole story from the beginning.
Pata hai they were 5 students that have come here to do a research on American teaching style. So as soon as they came our whole gang gathered to do their ragging. I don't remember their names but I can't explain u their expressions while the ragging was done. There was 1 boy and 4 girls that have joined our school.
Firstly we got hold of that boy. We who were so frustrated with Dr Rao got a plan to get this boy tortured by her aswell. So we asked him that he has to flirt with 1 girl. We told him to go and tell the girl we choose that he really likes her and wants to date her.
So as soon as we saw Dr Rao coming we told him to do that. We told him that she was our senior. Firstly that boy was a bit hesitant but then after we motivated him he agreed to do that.
He went towards her confidently, kept a smile on his face and tried to make an eye contact with her so that he can start the conversation. As soon as she looked at him he spoke up
Boy ' hi beautiful, I was looking at u since 5 minutes and wanted to tell you that you look really good.
Dr Rao ' excuse me, who are u and what is this non sense.
Boy ' well I just joined the school today and saw u here and thought that may be we can become good friends as u look really different. Much more mature and smart than other girls around.
Dr Rao ' well I can't say about friendship but u have some confidence to come here and flirt with me like this. But best would have been that you should have known that whom are you trying to flirt with.
Boy ' well someone told me when I was 5 years old that confidence is something that women find really attractive.
Sif started laughing while explaining the story and so does Shin who was just wondering who that dumb boy is who got really carried away flirting with Dr Rao.
Sif ' u should have seen Dr rao's expressions. She was blushing contrary to what we predicted and on top of it had a sweet smile on her face as if koi pehli baar unki tareef kar raha ho.
Shin ' gosh I missed that golden moment, agay bata na kya huya.
Sif continued her story. Then that boy really started coming out with some flirty lines and Dr Rao started blushing more.
Boy - You are the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
Dr Rao was smiling as if she was wishing ki kaash yeh larka mujhe 10 saal pehle mila hota.
Boy - I never know what the future brings, but I know you are here with me now. We'll make it through and I hope you are the one I share my life with.
This time his luck didn't favor him as this time rather than Dr Rao's sweet smile he saw our principal standing in front of him and who was ready to show him the exit doors. That boy nearly had a heart attack as soon as he came to know that he was flirting with his chemistry teacher.
Our Principal gave him the punishment to take 10 rounds of the school, running with his bag on his shoulders, do 1000 push ups and to become a murga for 3 hours. Dr Rao seemed upset with this punishment as she was enjoying that moment but couldn't do anything because of the principal.
Shin ' wowwwwwwwwww I love this yaar, I wish mujhe bhi yeh dekhne ko milta.
Sif ' ya, but don't worry Dr Rao and woh boy ab yahi hai na so may be dubara chance mill jaye (started laughing again)
Shin ' ok chal aagey bata na baki sab ke saath tum logo ne kya kiya.
Sif ' ya then na we saw Austin (history teacher usually known as takla among all the students of the school because of his bald head) coming towards us.
Shin ' naam mat lo us kamine takle ka mere samne, mein poori raat nahi soyi kyunki kal mein us kamina ka diya project complete kar rahi thi.
Sif ' hahahaha basket ab kisne kaha tha ek din pehle hi uska homework start karne ke liye. Aur waisey bhi tu uski favourite student hai to apni reputation ka to khayal kar.
Shin ' favourite student my foot, tu chor na us takle ki baatein aur bata fir kya huya.
Sif ' arey haan fir jaisey hi humne takle ko dekha na to humne us cute si dikhne wali girl jiska naam shayad 'S' se shuru hota hai usko kaha ki usko ja kar ab us takle ke sar par ache se ek thappar marna hai and thappar ki aawaz poore school mein aani chaiye.
Shin ' OMG you didn't made that bechari do that, takla to usko khaccha kha gaya hoga.
Sif ' arey sun na agay kya huya
Then she started her story again.
Firstly she went straight towards takla as his back was facing her. She thought for a minute and then bang right on his head. Whole school became silent for a minute and that girl also got afraid ki ab to maar paregi, suddenly she showed her smartness and quickly spoke up "Rahul tum yaha ho, pata hai mein tumhe kitni der se dhund rahi thi".
Takla quickly turned and looked at Sani as if usne 4 din se kuch khaya nahi hai and aaj finally usko roasted human khane ko mill jayega. He shouted "do I look like Rahul to you"
That girl was trying hard to control her smile and finally spoke up "sorry dude it was just a misunderstanding, don't feel bad, galti se ho gaya". As soon as she said that she almost ran away and came towards us. Takla was left shocked and embarrassed.
But do you think that we were going to stop here, no way. So we told her that her ragging is not over yet so she has to go and slap takla again otherwise we will make her do everyone's homework today.
So that bechari girl went near takla again and as soon as he was entering the staff room she slapped him again and shouted "abe Rahul tu yaha hai, pata hai tere chakkar mein maine abhi 2 min pehle hi kisi shareef larke ko mar diya tha"
Takla turned and this time he was not in a mood to let that girl go. To be fair she didn't use full force at all and it was a light to medium slap if I could call it that. But still takla went furious. She received 6 cuts with a ruler on the back of the legs in front of the whole school. But this was not the climax of the story, no no no way.
Iske baad jo huya who to takla marte dum tak nahi bhool sakta.
Achanak se us larki ka gussa bahar aa gaya and bechare takle ko kya kya nahi sunna para.
Girl ' Saale, kutte, Khotey ki aulad, Jaan var, Haraam Zaade, Haraami, Bhoot-nee ka larki ko marta hai. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Both Shin and Sif were laughing holding their stomach on this. As soon as Shin could control her laughter she was curious to know ki uske baad us larki ka kya huya, what did takla do.
Shin ' kya yaar tune to mujhe meri twinzy ki yaad dila di, chal bata uske baad takle ne kya kiya.
Sif ' hoga kya, uske baad woh bechari larki ko jaisey hi pata chala ki woh uska history teacher hai she nearly fainted. As a punishment she had to write 500 times on board "I must learn to respect our elders and I won't swear again". It took forever for that girl to write those lines and then her hand was hurting after that. I did feel bad about her at that time and wanted to kick that takla on his butt for this.
Shin ' oh that's so sad, how is that girl now.
Sif ' kaisey hogi yaar, tu janti hai na takle ko, he didn't stop at this, After that he took her to the principal's room. The principal lectured her and ordered her to bend down on the table. He hit her 2 strokes with the rotten stick . VERY BAD!!!!
Shin ' OMG hamara principal bhi na and tum log kamine kahin ke, us bechari larki ka pehla din tha school mein and u guys are just impossible.
Sif ' I know yaar even I felt bad for her.
Shin ' acha chal agey bata bachi huyi 3 girls ke saath tum logo ne kya kiya.
Sif ' ya then there was a girl jo apne friends se door khari baarish mein bheeg rahi thi and was enjoying the rains. She was a very tall girl compared to average size of girls of her age.
Fir na hamare school ka jo sabse kamina larka hai Rizvi went towards her with his gang and surrounded her. He started laughing seeing that girl as he knew ki aaj uska poora entertainment hone wala hai.
They told her that if she wants to stay in this school then she has to do what they tell her to do today. They said that this is just normal introduction to get comfortable with other students of the school. As soon as that girl agreed they told her to give her introduction and tell her hobbies.
That girl gave a long introduction and in the last she said she loves dancing. Suddenly a wicked plan struck in Rizvi's brain. He asked her if she knew any classical dances and that girl said that she was a brilliant bharat natyam dancer. So Rizvi said that she has to do bharat natyam infront of the whole school.
So they brought a phone with loud speaker so that everyone can hear the song and that girl could dance on that. As soon as he played the song that girl along with whole school was shocked. The song was "Sheela ki jawani" and yes she had to do bharat natyam on this item number.
She started the dance and was centre of attraction as she was dancing very well. But to her bad luck everyone there was laughing their hearts out. After 5 minutes she stopped dancing as she had enough and went straight to Rizvi and said "kamine ho tum poore ke poore, head to toe, bina wajah haste rehte ho and abhi mere dance ke time jitney comments tumne mare hai na un ke liye mein tumhe nahi choryungi"
This did not stop Rizvi he kept on passing funny remarks on that girl. Then they took her to their dancing teacher and told the teacher that they have found the lead dancer for the dance competition next week. That girl was shocked to hear that and for once she thought that maybe this boy is not as bad as she thought. But her thinking was proved wrong when she saw her costume. It was not of female lead dancer but of male lead dancer.
Yes Rizvi got her selected as a male lead dancer for the coming competition and she couldn't even say no as the teacher didn't had any other option and that girl didn't wanted to see the sad face of the teacher so she agreed.
Shin ' oh how sweet of her but I tell u that kamina Rizvi na, uski to band bajani paregi, sab ko tang karta hai and sab par ulte seedhe comment karta rehta hai.
Sif ' ya and I tell you ki agar usne mere saath kabhi kuch kiya na to mein maar maar kar uska muh laal kar dungi.
Shin ' why not, I am with you on this and both started laughing again.
Sif ' acha fir pata hai unhone kya kiya
Shin ' kya?
Sif ' they they got hold of the fourth girl and told her that she has to wear the clothes they give her for whole day today. She had no option but to agree. She was looking a very paraku type girls and uska naam yaad nahi aa raha but ya it started from "V" and she was a big fan of that Indian wrestler Khali.
Shin ' arey yaar this girl too, pata hai meri na ek IF par friend hai Vini, she too is in love with this guy.
Sif ' ya pata nahi shayad lagta hoga kuch logo ko woh bohot acha, tu agay sun na kya huya.
Shin ' ab batayegi to pata chalega na
Sif ' acha ab chup chap sun
Fir na un logo ne principal ke cabin se uska jo ek spare pent aur shirt who carry karta hai na who chura liya and told that girl to wear this. As soon as she went in to change hum logo ne na principal ke cabin mein ja kar uske kapro par uska orange juice gira diya. That was some fun I tell you. Then as soon as he sent us out and decided to clean himself up we knew that our plan is working perfect.
Jaisey hi our principal went in the washroom to take a shower we stole those clothes aswell jinke upar juice gira tha. Then we made that girl sit in the class with principal's clothes. Then as soon as Principal came out from his washroom to wear his clean clothes he was shocked to find them missing.
It was funny seeing principal of school taking rounds of school in towel in search of his clothes. We even hid the juice wale kapre in that girl's bag while she was changing. After 1 hour of rounds principal finally entered the class in which that girl was sitting. Principal came towards her and stood near her in towel and kept looking at that girl with narrowed eyes.
That girl was also clueless that why is he looking constantly at her only. She was literally in tears when she came to know that she was wearing her principal's stolen clothes. Principal quickly ordered her to change the clothes and return him his clothes and meet him in his cabin in 30 minutes.
We felt ab to principal isko nikal hi dega but principal had a better idea. He made her Kneel down and raise hands in assembly hall with everyone watching and after that she was ordered to stand on bench for whole day.
Shin ' OMG guys you all are too much, bechari ko bina galti ke hi itni bari saza mili.
Sif ' woh to hai basket but ab hamare yaha aaye hai to hum sab ko special treatment to denge hi na (started laughing again)
Shin ' very funny Sif, acha bata ab us bechari bachi huyi last new admission ke saath tum logo ne kya kiya.
Sif ' yaar usko hum kya darate, usne to hum logo ko hi dara diya.
Shin ' (screamed with shock) what????????
Sif ' haan yaar hum logo ne usko dance karne to kaha. She was a married women with 2 kids in playschool aswell. So she agreed to dance.
As soon as she started dancing on famous Sunny deol song "Yaara oh yaara"
Yaara O Yaara Milna Hamaara Jaane Kya Rang Laayega - 2
Ab Ek Pal Bhi Tumse Bichhadake Ye Dil Na Reh Paayega
Thodaasa Tu Paagal Thodaasa Deewaana
Mujhe Dil Mein Rakhana Nazar Mein Chhupaana
Tera Mera Rishta Kisine Na Jaana
Yaara O Yaara Milna Hamaara Jaane Kya Rang Laayega
Ab Ek Pal Bhi Tumse Bichhadake Ye Dil Na Reh Paayega
Yaara O Yaara
Ye Ada Ye Nazar Ye Muskuraana Tera
Shokhiyaan Pyar Ki Dil Hai Deewaana Mera
Rang Hain Roop Hain Khwabo Ki Baaraat Hai
Aur Kya Chaahiye Jannat Mere Saath Hai
Hai Maaf Saari Teri Khataayein
Tere Liye Hain Meri Wafaayein
Yaara O Yaara Milana Hamaara Jaane Kya Rang Laayega O Re O Re O Re
Ab Ek Pal Bhi Tumase Bichhadake Ye Dil Na Reh Paayega
Yaara O Yaara
(main Tera Aasamaan Tu Hai Meri Chaandani
Kya Tujhe Hai Pata Mere Liye Tu Bani) - 2
Zindagi Ban Gayi Tu Jo Mujhe Mil Gayi
Dhoop Ki Aag Mein Naazuk Kali Khil Gayi
Na Jaane Dil Pe Kaisa Asar Hai
Jaadu Jagaaya Tu Jaadugar Hai
Yaara O Yaara Milana Hamaara Jaane Kya Rang Laayega O Re O Re O Re
Ab Ek Pal Bhi Tumase Bichhadake Ye Dil Na Reh Paayega
Thodaasa Tu Paagal Thodaasa Deewaana
Mujhe Dil Mein Rakhana Nazar Mein Chhupaana
Tera Mera Rishta Kisine Na Jaana
Yaara O Yaara Milana Hamaara Jaane Kya Rang Laayega
Ab Ek Pal Bhi Tumase Bichhadake Ye Dil Na Reh Paayega
As soon as she finished her dancing, hamare school mein earth quack aa gaya tha, school ki building hill rahi thi, jaha usne dance kiya thaw aha ek gadda sa ho gaya tha and hum sab bohot darr gaye the. Can u beliebve she asked us after that ki can she do the dance again. As soon as we hear that hum sab bahana bana kar apni apni classes mein bhag gaye.
Shin ' OMG this batch is really interesting yaar, I am ding to meet them now.
Sif ' see here they come, those 5 new students
Shin ' shouted as loud as she can and may be whole USA heard that "Twinzy, bhai, vini, prinzu and nattu tum sab yaha"
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
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