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Place: Endemol Studios
Date: mid-October 2010
Time: just after Geet airs
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Welcome to the AbhiShti AT Awards
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c e l e b r a t i n g 1 0 s u c c e s s i v e t h r e a d s
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(backstage)
Khushboo: (wearing her infamous black and pink dress) Sabiha?
Sabiha: (walking towards Khushboo) Khush? Pink? (giggles)
Khushboo: (rolls eyes) Sabziee, shhhhhh. Now, is everything done?
Sabiha: (looks up from her phone) Hmmmmmmm?
Khushboo: Sabs! Stop staring at Armaan for a second, and answer.
Sabiha: But.. but... you got to stare at Abhi for ages! Why can't I stare at mine for a little while?
Khushboo:
Hey, don't use that against me. At least I got my awards sorted early..
you spent so much time staring, it's a wonder you remembered to be here
tonight. (chuckles)
Sabiha: Oh be quiet. So Farzana had to remind me a few times. Big deal. I still got everything done. (sticks out tongue)
Khushboo: You're such a child Sabs.
Sabiha: I learnt from the best. (smirks)
Khushboo: Ooooh. You're in trouble now... unless you can tell me everything's been done?
Sabiha:
(sighs) (in a fast tone) Decorations are hung up, balloons have been
distributed, drinks and side dishes are on every table, RSVPs were given
yesterday - everyone's confirmed, awards are ready, presents are
wrapped up, and... look, the guests of honour are here.
Khushboo: (looking dumbfounded) Yep, yep, what?
Drashti Dhami: Hey guys! (waves)
Abhinav Shukla: Drashti yaar, why are you waving like a crazy chick? (shakes head)
Drashti: (looks at Abhinav and hits his head) Maybe I should have just done that instead?
Abhinav: Ouch. (rolls eyes) (notices the girls) Oh, hey you two. (smiles)
Khushboo: (stares)
Sabiha: (whispers to Khushboo) Muh toh band kar! (coughs)
Khushboo: (quickly comes to senses and closes mouth)
Drashti: (giggles) So, what's going on?
Abhinav: Sach Drash, you really are crazy. As if you don't know.
Drashti: Abhi, do you mind? I am trying to make conversation. And besides, we're early. (sighs)
Abhinav: We are? That's a surprise, knowing how long it takes you to get ready.
Drashti: Oii! You still take double time to get ready! Standing in front of that mirror, staring at your reflection.
Sabiha: (whispers) Greek god, anyone?
Khushboo: (stifles giggles)
Drashti: (whispers) More like a God damned Greek!
Girls: (full blown laughter)
Abhinav:
(smoothes the lapels of his blazer) Now ladies, I know you're jealous
of my looks... but I'm sure your boyfriends aren't as ugly as you think
they might be.
Drashti: (hits Abhinav's shoulder) You are soo mean! Khush, Sabs, I don't wanna perform with him now.
Khushboo&Sabiha: (look at each other, sighing)
Khushboo: Drashti, I'm sure he was only joking. You know, he's just jealous that you get more stares than he does.
Sabiha: Khush, you know everyone's gonna go crazy over him when he walks on stage. (stares dreamily)
Khushboo: (hits Sabiha's shoulder) Arrey, shhhhhh! (points at Drashti's sulking face)
Sabiha: (rubs shoulder, looks in annoyance at Khushboo) Why is she sulking anyway? She's single!
Khushboo:
Sabs, be quiet before Abhinav starts laughing again. (after a few
moments) Alright, I think we need to make our way outside on stage soon.
Abhinav:
Right you are Khush, and by the way, I just have to say it... but you
look unbelievable in the dress! So much better looking then these
'behenji' types.
Drashti&Sabiha: (mouths open)
Khushboo&Abhinav: (full blown laughter)
Drashti: Wait till you get on stage Abhinav. Just you wait. (winks at Sabiha)
Sabiha: Ooooh, I can hear the place filling up... Khush? Khush!
Khushboo: (staring at her phone) Haiii.
Sabiha: When Abhi's standing right in front of you, why are you staring at your phone?
Khushboo: Huh? Abhi's here? Where? (looks around expectantly)
Sabiha: (realises, and shakes head) Oh I give up. Khush, put your phone away... we've got a function to start!
. . .
(Khushboo and Sabiha walk onto stage from opposite ends)
Khushboo:
Welcome, ladies and.. ladies... (as an afterthought) and gentlemen, if
there are any! Welcome to tonight's grand function - the first AbhiShti
AT Awards!
Sabiha: Yes, you heard correctly... we're celebrating 10
threads filled with all things AbhiShti related. From sighing, to
drooling, to sadness, to happiness... it's all there!
Khushboo: Right
you are Sabiha.. it's all there. But none of this would be possible
without the help with one of the coolest people we know around here...
so please give it up for Farzana!
Sabiha: Yeps, she organised this.. along with our lovely Khushboo.. so praise for both of them!
Khushboo:
(blushes) Thanks everyone. But see, we're not the important ones here..
we're just the organisers. So without further delay... ahem, Sabiha...
please stand up for our guests of honour, Drashti Dhami and Abhinav
Shukla!
(Drashti and Abhinav walk out on stage, hand in hand)
Abhinav: (blows kisses for the crowd) Hello!!
Drashti:
(waves excitedly) Hi everyone! And once again, welcome to the AbhiShti
Awards! So glad to be here.. I think it's awesome that we have so many
fans, right Abhi?
Abhinav: (still blowing kisses to the guests)
Drashti: Abhi? (steps on his foot) Abhi, it's awesome, yes?
Abhinav: (grimaces in pain) (eventually smiles) Ahh yes, it's FANTASTIC. We love you all so much. (winks at guests)
Khushboo:
Alright, there you have it ladies and gents, our special guests.. and
the resident hosts of tonight! They'll be back after a short break.. so
in the meantime, enjoy this special VM by one of our old members,
Biryani... affectionately known as Yani to all of us.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eu0TFAPB7g&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
. . .
(Abhinav and Drashti walk back onto the stage)
Drashti:
Wow Abhinav, just watching that VM makes me nostalgic of the past few
months. Before Gurmeet came and stole the show. (chuckles)
Abhinav:
Ah yes, but it doesn't matter. We still have our loyal fans, who still
appreciate our chemistry and friendship. So let's get started, shall we?
Drashti: Ooooh, definitely!
Abhinav: Okay'so the first award is for'*looks expectantly at Drashti*
Drashti: Face of the AbhiShti AT!
Abhinav:
Yes, it's an award for the one who's basically represents the AbhiShti
AT to you! And the award goes to'Drashti, would you do the honours?
*winks*
Drashti: *opens the envelope with a blush* Farzana! Yes'let's hear an applause for our dearest Fuzzie!
Abhinav:
Yes, she's the face of the AbhiShti AT! The most popular member we
have! Come on Farzana, come up here and grab your award!
*Farzana walks up to the stage and stares dreamily at Abhinav*
Abhinav: Err'Fuzz? *places the award in her hands* Your award.
Farzana: Uh huh. *still stares at Abhinav, ultimately making him blush*
Drashti: Okay, so now we know why she got that award'*laughs*
*Fuzz comes back to her senses* *blushes deeply and walks off the stage*
Abhinav: (recovering from the blushing) Ah yes, let's move on shall we? (glances at Drashti)
Drashti: (still chuckling) Yes yes, the next award is for the Craziest AbhiShti Member of the AT.
Abhinav: Judging by the people here, I wouldn't be surprised if there were multiple winners.
Drashti: Abhi, not everyone can surpass your craziness. (smiles)
Abhinav: And to think, I was gonna call you normal. Where's the envelope?
Drashti: (passes Abhinav the envelope)
Abhinav: Alright, so the winner of this award is... Khushboo! Taliyaan!
Drashti: Come on up Khush, our resident crazy member.. I'm sure Abhi's been giving you lessons.
Khushboo:
(comes up on stage, laughing as she accepts the award) Thanks Drashti,
but Abhi taught me nothing. (winks, and walks off stage)
Abhinav: (laughs)
Drashti: Yeps, she definitely got it from you Abhi. (glares without any malice at Khush)
Abhinav: Acha chal, next award. Okay, so the next award is for the Funniest AbhiShti Member of the AT.
Drashti: Okay, the credit for the award goes to me. I am naturally a funny person.
Abhinav: Yeah, yeah. So am I Drash... only difference between you and me is that they laugh with me... but laugh at you.
Drashti: (whacks Abhinav) We'll see about that. So the winner of this award is... once again, Khushboo!
Abhinav: Back on stage Khush!
Khushboo: (walks up on stage, hi-fives AbhiShti, takes award and walks off)
Drashti: Nice one Khush! Abhinav, what are you doing?
Abhinav: (looking at himself via his phone) Ummm.. nothing. Just checking my hair is still looking good.
Drashti: (rolls eyes) Oh really... maybe you should check for the next award perhaps?
Abhinav:
(sighs) Such a killjoy. You know, if my hair looks out of place, it'll
be your fault. (looks at envelope) The next award is for the Biggest AbhiShti Spammer!
Drashti:
(snatches envelope from Abhinav) You're not reading this one. I am. The
winner is... (looks confused) Sach mein? Khushboo, come on up!! Maybe
you shouldn't leave the stage anymore. (giggles)
Khushboo: Oh my God! Again? (giggles, and walks up to recieve award)
Abhinav: Kya jadoo hai aap ke paas?
Khushboo: (blushes, and walks off stage)
Drashti: Alright, let's take another break.. and enjoy another VM!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZFdSeg7P1A[/YOUTUBE]
. . .
Drashti: And we'reeeee back! (watches Abhinav flirt with the guests) (drags him up onstage)
Abhinav: Drash? Kya hua yaar? I was just..
Drashti:
Oh ho, I know exactly what you were doing. Driving the women pagal.
(notices envelope) Which is funny. Because the next award seems to be
directly aimed at you.. the next award is for the Craziest Abhinav Fan!
Abhinav: (looks shocked) I have crazy fans? (winks at guests) That's right... sab deewanis hai mere liye. (blows kisses)
Drashti:
(shakes head) Alright, bas... save it for the winner... (opens
envelope) Or should I say winners? Because every single person nominated
WON! So I call upon (in alphabetical order) Farzana, Khushboo, Maryam,
Sabiha, Sheena, Shilpa and Yattri to collect the awards!
Girls: (walk up on stage, each deeply amused... and blushing as Abhinav hands them awards)
Abhinav: (blowing kisses to each winner)
Girls: (sigh, and walk off stage)
Abhinav: That was amazing. They're all equally deewani over me! (smirks) Acha, the next award is for... the Craziest Drashti Fan!
Drashti: Ooooooh. This should be interesting.
Abhinav:
Drash, hate to burst your bubble... but to be your fan, they would have
to be already crazy. So, the crazy fan is... actually, the crazy fans
are Shilpa and Farzana! Girls, you can't be that crazy... I mean, you're
a part of my deewani gang!
Shilpa&Farzana: (walk up on stage to grab their awards)
Drashti: (hugs each winner) I think you girlies are awesome! And to be my fan, you just gotta be awesome. (winks)
Drashti: Next award is for the Craziest Dev Fan Of The AbhiShti AT.
Abhinav: And the award goes to Maryam, undoubtedly.
Drashti: *laughs* Yes, she's so mad about Dev
that she has already decided to woo him marry him so that they can both
conspire to take away all of Maan's wealth and become rich.
Abhinav:
*raises eyebrows* Really now? I didn't know that! Inticrate planning I
see! Come up to the stage, Maryam! *hands her the award*
Congratulations!
Drashti: Yes, now'the next award is for-
Abhinav: *snatches the envelope* *ignores Drashti who's gaping like a goldfish* It's for the Most Witty Member Of The AbhiShti AT! *delivers a devilish grin at Drashti who's pouting indignantly* And the winner is-
Drashti: Sabiha! *sticks out tongue at Abhinav*
Abhinav: Hey! I was gonna announce that!
Drashti:
And I was going to open the envelope! *smirks* Anyway'*fixes hair* So
Sabii, come up here and collect your award sweetie!
Abhinav: Yes,
Sabii, fondly known as Sabzie by her friends, is officially the wittiest
person in the AT! *hands Sabiha the award and she blushingly takes it*
Abhinav: Ahem. So moving on, the next award is for The Laziest Member Of The AbhiShti AT! *sniggers*
Drashti: Oh! So you're getting an award too, huh Abhinav? *grins teasingly*
Abhinav: Yeah yeah'*rolls eyes* Actually, as surprising as it may seem to you, there are people who are lazier than me!
Drashti:
Really? Let me see who they are'*takes the envelope* Wow, there's two
of them! The award goes to the joint winners, Sabiha and Yattri! Let's
hear a huge round of applause for them, ladies and gentlemen!
*Sabii and Yattri both come up and collect their awards*
Abhinav: Yes, so the next award is for theHappiest Member Of The AbhiShti AT!
Drashti: It's for the one who always has a smile on her face and is never sad! And the award goes to none other than Shilpa!
Abhinav: Let's hear it for Shilpa, people!
Drashti: *hands over the award to an ever-smiling Shilpa*
Abhinav: Now the next award is an interesting one! It's for the Most Biased Member Of The AbhiShti AT! *laughs* Who thought up this one?
Drashti: *joins in the laughter* No it's a nice idea! Let's see who's the most biased for us!
Abhinav: The winner is'Maryam! Congratulations, Merry, for being the Most Biased Member! *applauds as Merry comes up the stage*
Drashti: Thankyou, Merry'we love your bias! *gives her a warm hug* Here's your award! *gestures to Abhinav*
Merry: *in a stupor* He's my award? *huge grins breaks out on her face*
Abhinav: Err no, this is your award! *hands it to her*
Merry: *blushes crimson*
Drashti: Alright everyone... the final award of the night is...
Abhinav: For the Most Diplomatic and/or Politically Correct Member! (looks confused) Yeh kya hota hai?
Drashti:
Oh my goodness Abhi... yeh itna se bhi nahin malum? It means the winner
is totally nice and understanding of everything thrown their way...
especially when it comes to us.
Abhinav: So wait, it's the opposite of the award Maryam won?
Drashti: Exactly. Exactly. So now... let's open the envelope for the final time?
Abhinav: Let's. (opens the envelope) The winners for this award are none other than Khushboo and Farzana!!
Drashti: Definitely the two most popular members we have here! Congrats girls! Come on up!
Khushboo and Farzana: (come up and grab their awards, smiling sweetly)
Abhinav: And there we have it... the first ever AbhiShti AT Awards.Drashti: We hope you all enjoyed yourselves.Abhinav: We hope to see you again very, very soon.Drashti: Definitely!! Drive safely!AbhiShti: (blows kisses, and the lights dim)
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