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At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can't donuts be square?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
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