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Kools reporting from base ............Vaishu's wedding finally ends in PR
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The Marwadi Sasur is NICE . He was praising the way of Maharastrians customs in a wedding .😃😃😃 Since I am a Marathi , muvaaa to Marwadi sasur from me . I am now gonna encourage all Marathi gals to marry Marwadis . Very nice , pleasant , brroadminded kinda chap . It doesn't matter which way the customs are conducted , what is important is RISHTA JUDNA , he said correctly , with a toothless , friendly grin . [ Guys he is NOT toothless . But he oddly gives that effect when he grins and on close observance u see he has teeth .It happened with me TWICE .] Guys , CONFIRMED . I love This Marwadi Sasur .
Manohar listened happily , with a giggle. He was very , very relieved to be out of the catering supervising business .Now the satyanaash had already been done and people were already managing it , THANK GOD .He was free to do what he did best , giggle or smile on the stage .
Marwadi Sasur then suggested that his guests be served Lunch .Manohar's jaw dropped as he uneasily remembered the runaway caterers . But he said Ha Ha , of course of course falsely . Chubby listened uneasily , alarmed . She wondered what face she will show her Marwadi samdhis when they see that Marathi people had invited 300 guests but LOST the caterers and had only RICE , SALAD , MITHAI in the menu .No DAL and SUBZI. She was wondering if Marwadis cud be CONNED by telling them that this is a Marathi custom ..........To serve ONLY RICE , SALAD and MITHAI on A WEDDING DAY for reasons untold to them by their ancestors . She wondered if they wud buy it , the Marwadis .😆😆😆
But BHAGWAN SAVED . Archu and Bhagwan saved the day . Archu made the dal and Bhagwan , the subzi . And not just that , ALL the Marwadis LIKED IT .
Bhagwan opted NOT to linger and eat food but Jaywant told him if u dont eat food Boss feels upset . [ What rubbish . As if Boss bothers on his wedding day ] . So Bhagwan sat with WORKERS and ate MITHAI .
Now the point of this whole rubbish was that Bhagwan after EX JAMAAI ROLE shud SLIP in WORKER ROLE . It worked .
Archu watched helplessly .Her Bhagwan as a worker ! Alas ! What a tragedy ! Archu wanted to weep , weep . She wanted to hit herself , roll in the dust in that purple sari with open hair . My Bhagwan she cried silently .My pyaare Bhagwaaan ! Your Place is in my heart , On the Throne and I shud be At your feet , and whats this !Ur eating GULAB JAMUN with Workers ? [ I Am imagining it is Rabdi coz I love Rabdi ok .Besides Bhagwan was using a spoon .]
Archu ran inside and wept . Bhagwan , who went to give her Vaishu's ring was distressed . He consoled her and showed her his detached , omni divine nature like Krishna showed Arjun . I am a worker so am treated like one . He said matter of factly . So U don't cry .Infact Knowing u will be pained I wasn't gonna come , FOr Ur Sake .
Archu stared at the magnitude of Bhagwan's golden heart . Even NOW he was thinking of HER . HER PAIN , NOT HIS INSULT . Sweetu Bhagwan ! She wanted to fall at his feet .
BTW guys if u don't mind I take a minute here to give Bhagwan a muvaaaaaaa . I like his detachment . Besides , he looked cute .
Vinod was staring helplessly at Bhagwan eating the Mithai with the workers too but even he did not go upto Bhagwan and make him get up and come and sit with the family . Earlier Vinod had burst into tears and fallen in Bhagwan's arms for saving the day . Now , outside he was in HELPLESS MODE .
Ok a comment : Whats with all this helplessness ? Can't they just say to Jaywant , Khushwant , Balwant , whoever asks them that we Know him , and take him to the family table ? I mean the guy was an ex damaad , is still ur well wisher and just now saved ur butt in front of the happy Marwadis who wud have NOT been so happy if they were served just RICE , SALAD and MITHAI . Huh ??? !!!
Dharmesh was asked to Fill Vaishu's maang . Now this ritual DOES NOT EXIST in marathi weddings .....I say this for the UMPTEENTH time but it seems the pundits in PR r from UTTAR PRADESH .😃 Or , The Karanjkars had North Indian ancestors .
Dharmu and Vaishu HAD an SR apparently .Dharmu was pterified .He was talking a lot of cute nonsense so it is SAFE to assume that Vaishu took the initiative [ AHEM } . THANK GOD DHarmu didnt sleep on the sofa like Karanjkar damaad parampara. Karanjkar damaads
GET NO SUHAAG RAAT
CONSUMMATION IS DELAYED FOR MONTHS
WORK LIKE NAUKARS AT SASURAL.............Right from decorating to COOKING to SERVING and r called BETAS [ Bas That is the only PHOOKAT thing given to them FREELY}
WORK LIKE NAUKARS AT SASURAL.............Right from decorating to COOKING to SERVING and r called BETAS [ Bas That is the only PHOOKAT thing given to them FREELY}
Save their SAAS , SASURS when they R DYING [ Manohar in Dombivli Suicide Lake and Chubby's innumerable asthma attacks]
Dole out Cash for emergencies .........Satish and Manav with 3 lacs
MORAL OF THE STORY : BEING A KARANJKAR DAMAAD IS NOT EASY aND SO I WAS WORRIED FOR DHARMU .
Shravani asked Manav about the delay but was very respectful to him .Her disappointment was natural but she laid no blame game on Manav or did not throw a tantrum like most women wud have done . She was actually very understanding and sad that she missed her cousins wedding .
Her not wanting to go without Manav was rather touching . Very obvious that she feels for him .
Kools signing off for the day .Like button if u liked , Comments even if u don't . CIAO .
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