---------Shubh Mangal Saavdhaan------
(I'm thinking of Hemaji's Sholay dialogue for inspiration,"Chal Tannu... yeh teri izzat ka sawal hai...")
Param poojya Punditji,
You probably dont realize that you have performed the good deed of the decade!!😃 " Abher Marriage", Dear Punditji!!! (Gosh... Finally!!! Here come the tears of joy!!!)
Punditji, Abherians Thank you from the bottom of their hearts for performing the wedding of the century!!!!👏👏👏👏
You probably knew it would be difficult, without all the hoopla Abeer & Co., created, with chachaji bargaining with you for chawal for the ceremony... and asking you get the marriage done with the speed of rocket... Oh punditji, Kul chacha didn't spare even you from his hurls of insult😡!
Then during marriage, Omi comes with 50 gunmen.... Omygosh Punditji... if I were you, I'd look for a way out then and there.. but you are so brave I say😃!!!
Then comes Abeer with his gang, forming a human chain around you and Leher... Kulcha is screaming at the top of his lungs at you to not to perform the "pheras".. I'm telling you punditji... you are an unsung hero of this episode...⭐️⭐️ I mean, cmon, we are focusing only on the main charecters, how Shadaab is tying Omi to the chair, How Omi looks like a scared kitten, Kulcha trying to trash Abeer unsuccessfully, Mute mommy, daddy fool, evil dadi, angry TN (who wants his gun back...Gawd that dude..who the heck informed them?? Good thing Abeer didn't even acknowledge them).
But punditji, you deserve a "Param Veer Chakra" for staying cool and performing the marriage under such intense pressurizing situation!!👏👏 When you finally said Vivah sampanna hua, it was a very very happy moment for all of us at this forum!!! (I'm tearing up again... sniff...). Seriously, something like Padma Bhushan, Bharatratna, anything... atleast something from the Prime Ministers Flood relief fund...(for stopping Omi the Tsunami)!!
Thank you Punditji!!! (And abherians... for taking your precious time to read this mail... If you liked it, thanx!!if you didn't like it... I blame Neel... )
Tanu