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Posted: 14 years ago
#11

Originally posted by: birju4baby

Door se dekha to kabootar kharaa thaa
paas jaa karr dekha to urr gaya



NEXT:

Baa Bahoo aur baby ke bina mera TV..

Ban gaya hai jaise koi bin internet ka PC!!


Isme hai na koi video, na audio...

jaise koi re-writable blank CD


bus apna reflection hi hai nazar aataa...
jise dekhte dekhte aa jaati hai ninni..


Edited by instantkhichdi - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#12

Originally posted by: instantkhichdi



NEXT:

Baa Bahoo aur baby ke bina mera TV..

Ban gaya hai jaise koi bin internet ka PC!!


Isme hai na koi video, na audio...

jaise koi re-writable blank CD


bus apna reflection hi hai nazar aataa...
jise dekhte dekhte aa jaati hai ninni..




Waah Waah Waah .. I wished i could press like 100 times 😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
#13
^^ Thanks...mujhe khud apni hi kavita par hasi a rahi hai...😆 lag hi nahi raha hai ki maine likhi hai..😕 kyonki ab aur nahi soch pa raha..
chalo koshish jaari hai
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Posted: 14 years ago
#14
I will try again

Jeeyein to Jeyein kaise bin BBB ke
Lugta nahi mann weekend ko , bin BBB ke

mujhe koyee kahein, SBC mut dekho , Hus ke  mein reh loonge
Sarabhai bhee chorr doonge aur Khichdi ke Been bhee Jee loonge
Magar BBB ke Judai seh na sakoonge .. isske beena mein reh na sakoongee .

 Jeeyein to Jeyein kaise bin BBB ke
Lugta nahi mann sunday ko , bin BBB ke


(Ok Guys this is an exageration , because I can definitely live without it).. Come on BBBians , put your Roshesh Kumar and Tushar Kumar Hats on
.. Compose something
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Posted: 14 years ago
#15
^^ AWESOME!!!!!! 👏 You write so well...
Just loved your poem..I wish I could write like you...
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Posted: 14 years ago
#16
Instant Khicdi Jee.. Thanks ..
I will try to come back with something funny.. abhee ke leeye ek bhej PJ ..and this is not an original .. I am copying it frm a qwebsite but it is really funny
 
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh
lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen.
canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
aise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.
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>"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
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Posted: 14 years ago
#17
^^ Yeh joke tau meri school mein ek mam ne sunaya tha...2 saal pehle................purani yadein aankho ke samne aa gai.. 🤔
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Posted: 14 years ago
#18

Originally posted by: instantkhichdi

^^ Yeh joke tau meri school mein ek mam ne sunaya tha...2 saal pehle................purani yadein aankho ke samne aa gai.. 🤔



Your Mam is really cool .. She tells you Gattu Jokes ... I am trying to write something but I have entered a writer's block.. let us see if I am able to come up with something during the weekend
Edited by birju4baby - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#19


Aatma ne chhodaa sharir purana...

Aatma ne chhodaa sharir purana...

Hello..how are..khanna kha ke jaana! 😉
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Posted: 14 years ago
#20
[QUOTE=instantkhichdi]

Aatma ne chhodaa sharir purana...

Aatma ne chhodaa sharir purana...

Hello..how are..khanna kha ke jaana! 😉[/QUOTE]

very nice and original
😊