Shahi Mehman of week Guess who? - Page 3

Originally posted by: bsingapury

 payal wow yaar kya siggi hain yaar mere liye bhi ek hot wala siggi banado but i want rumi and RS

Originally posted by: Faiza_sam

Oye hoye bobbie.....Congrats yaar...tum phans gai 😉...hehhee 😆

Yaar main questions poochon ya nahin? 🤔 😈

Originally posted by: bobbiedhillon

 

Very educational answers Bobbie but some of them had me in splits. I'm having so much fun that I must go and grab some more 😛

Are female moths called myths?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Can non-skinny people go skinny-dipping?

Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Do witches run spell checkers?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

Does killing time damage eternity?  

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

How can there be self-help 'groups'?

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How dead is the Dead Sea?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?

How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?

How is it possible to run out of space?

How much milk is there in the Milky Way?

Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops?

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun,  why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary?

If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, do freedom fighters fight?

If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

If glue stick things together, how come it never stick to the inside of the tube?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to use it?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?  

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?  

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?

Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Is the nose the scenter of the face?

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

Originally posted by: Roshni.

Bobbie....Before some one rushes and gives it off....I'll take my turn!

 

Just a small set!   I will remember this Rosh.......😉

 

Why were you given your particular name? 

No particular reason

How many brothers and sisters do you have?

I have 2 sisters and 1 brother.

What is your favorite thing to do?

Reading, surfing the web, watching basketball games.

What is your favorite food?

 

I love mexican food.

What is your favorite book?

 

I read too many books to pick a favourite one but here are a few that I recently read.  THE HOST by Stephenie Meyer.  WHERE ARE YOU NOW? BY Mary Higgins Clark.

What is your favorite candy bar?

 

Kit kat

What is your favorite cookie?

 

Oatmeal cookies.

What is your favorite sport?

 

Basketball

What is your favorite kind of music?

 

I like all kinds of music Jazz, Country music, Rap, Hip-hop, Ehnic and national music.

What is your favorite song?

 

Thoda sa pyar hua hai, thoda hai baki.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

 

I want to be a CEO of a big coorporation

How many kids do you want when you get married?

 

Two - A girl and a boy

What is your favorite temple?

 

The golden temple in Amritsar.

What place you would like to know about?

 

Fiji Islands.

What place would you like to visit?

 

Europe

What is your favorite thing about your mom?

 

She is very supportive.

What is your favorite thing about your dad?

 

He makes his expectations known so there are no surprises.

What is your favorite thing about yourself?

 

I learn best by making mistakes.

Do you like to sing?

 

In the bathroom.

Do you like to dance?

 

Love to do Bhangra.

Do you like to play a musical instrument?

 

Yes

What musical instruments can you play?

 

Sitar and Tabla.

What is your favorite type of art?

 

Visual arts - like using media, images, signs and symbols

Have you ever seen a broadway musical? Do you like theater?

 

Yes, I like theater.  Last musical I saw was called In The Heights

Do you like building things?

 

Not really

What would you like to learn about cars?

 

During her productive life, one female cat could have more than 100 kittens - I am curious to know how is that possible.

What would you like to teach others about?

 

I lack patience.  So I will not be a good teacher.  I don't mind giving instruction to a self learner.

What are three adjectives which describe you?

 

Control freak, Obessesed and Goofy

How would your friend describe you to someone who has never seen you?

 

She is work in progress but a loyal friend

In five years, what kind of person will you be?

 

Driven by goals. 

In ten years, what kind of person will you be?

 

Someone who can look back and be satisfied with their journey of life.

What do you want to be doing in five years?

 

Be a director of operations in a healthcare organization.

What do you want to be doing in ten years?

 

Be a Vice president handling operations and have a family

What are your favorite subjects in school?

 

Math - Statistics

When you have an hour of free time, what do you like to do?

 

Surf the web, read, go shopping

What is your favorite church movie?

 

The mountain of the Lords

What is the strangest thing you ever did?

 

When I was little I used to have a invisible dog who I used to take for walks. 

What is the strangest food you ever ate?

 

Shushi.....and I liked it.

 

list all ur best friends:  Seema, Anjana, Neeru, Rita, Neelam, Rupinder, Monika, Ritu, Komal, Reena, Sharon, Kirsten, Ellen, Luz, Jeannie, Maria

 one thing u wish u could go back in time to change?

I came to US when I was a child and did not get to spend time to know all my relatives.  I wish I could go back in time and change that. 

what advise would u give to your younger self if u could go back in time?

 

Family is important. Invest time in them. 

fav. movie?  Jodha Akbar.

secret wish/desire? Like to travel the world

favourite occasion? Sister's wedding

in your family u are closest to?  My Dad

One thing u wish u could change about yourself? I wish I had more patience.

One quality u really like about yourself? Very goal driven.

if you found out that u were going to die tomorrow, and u had 24 hours left to live, what would u do in that time? Spend time with my family

If god gave u only wish, what would it be (it cant be for more wishes)?

 

Keep my family healthy and together.

What type of books do u like to read?

 

Fiction and History related books.

How many people live with u in ur family?

 

Five People.

Any bad habits?

 

I am a Procrastinator

Name of your kindergarten teacher?

 

Mrs. Sudha Singh.

favourite grade?

 

Eighth grade.

most prized possession?

 

My laptop

Do u collect anything?

 

Coins from all over the world

Any pets?  Yes, I have a labadore retreiver named Brandy.

Best day of the week?  Friday.

Languages u can speak?  5 - English, Hindi, Urdu, Punjabi and Spanish.

A language u want to learn? - Japanese

Lucky number? 7

Describe your personality in 5 words. Goal-driven, Focussed, strong-willed, sincere, outspoken.


FAVOURITE:

candy? Kit Kat

Chocolate? White chocolate

book? The Stand by Stephen King.

animal? Dogs.

color? Green

forum?  India-Forum

tv show? RKAB

hobby? Reading, Shopping, Surfing the web

Season? Why? Summer because the days are longer and you can do things after work.

colour to wear? Green

Least favorite color to wear? All black or all white.


FILL IN THE BLANKS:

friends are... someone who is there in time of need and someone you trust.

family is... individuals you can count on no matter what the circumstances

love is... master key that opens the gate of happiness

hate is...intense feeling of dislike

life is...a chance to shine and make your loved happy

IF is... a place to let you hair down.

qualities I like in a guy are... Intelligence, Bravery, Integrity, Manners, courage.

  things that annoy me are... Snobs, argumentative, Judgemental people

my favorite quote is... "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." ' Isaac Asimov

I would cry if...  I am emotional or angry

I would be really happy if... I get my way.

I would be angry if... If you don't get my way.

 

Originally posted by: Jenifer.

Have a blast with the below. I look forward to more laughs.

 

 

 

 

A stitch in time saves nine what? Rework - A timely effort will prevent more work later

 

Are female moths called myths?  No, you are mythtaken.....

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? No, but do you mean lay in bed...then the answer would be yes.

Can non-skinny people go skinny-dipping? Sure, if they are brave enough......

Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? Don't know I have never had dentures. hmm....I wonder 🤔

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? It sure could they are killing the whole grain....that is creepy.

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? No but they get corrupted 😆

Do fish get thirsty? Why would they? They have the entire sea at their disposal.😆😆 But seriously, yes they do and they get water through special cells called ionocytes in the gills which helps the stay dehydrated.

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? No silly its because they can't speak a foreign language. 😃

The real answer - Hummingbirds wings flap so quickly that they create a high-pitched humming sound.

 

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? I suppose so, specially after hanging on the Crowbars.  😆

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? Do I care to find out I thinks not.....Jen, keep those jellyfish away from those jellybeans.

Do pilots take crash-courses?  Sure they take crash-courses on how to avoid a crash

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? I am sure they do....and wonder how they record the blood pressure after the number 4s.

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Ofcourse not,  they are afraid of slipping and falling and it is a long way down.

Do vampires get AIDS? Yes, they are the ones who spread aids in the first place.

Do witches run spell checkers? Yes, they cast spell on everyone who tries to spell. It is because of those witches getting hold of spell checkers that people like me can't spell.

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? yes ofcourse.  They like variety too.

Does killing time damage eternity?  Eternity is time and you cannot kill time.  If you could than eternity would be finite.

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? Yes, I have or was that a frog that I saw....

How can there be self-help 'groups'? It is a gathering for bunch of loosers who need validation for their actions. 

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes? Everytime you play them

How come wrong numbers are never busy? Because if it is busy you will never know it is the wrong number

How dead is the Dead Sea? It is still alive as long as it is providing cosmetics and herbal sachets.

How do I set my laser printer on stun? Load the printer with lots of paper..turn off the ink....make sure the red light is blinking and press the start button.....don't forget to duck..

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Simple....deer can't read the sign.

How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass? They use a crane to plant it silly.

How do you get off a non-stop flight? Get off when it stops for fuel. Or use the emergency exits silly...they are there for a reason.

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others? You got that right....and I have tried some of the other ones. Still experimenting with some of those other policies. 

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? When you start seeing those annoying black lines.

How do you write zero in Roman numerals? Romans are still working on finding a letter for zero....give them sometime.

How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word? In a very thlow voithe.

How is it possible to have a 'civil' war? Just ask Iraq how US started it.😃

How is it possible to run out of space? Let someone else worry about it....I am other more pressing things to concentrate on.....like completing these questions.

How much milk is there in the Milky Way? Enough for them to put it on the label.

Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops? In case they go out of business

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?" As long as they buy a cake to go with it.

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? It minces the word.

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? I can't run that fast so I have never tried.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? Peace of mind.  Instead of listening to someone explain the incident for hours....just ask them to draw a picture.

If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun,  why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb? It does not want to copy the same thing as the pronoun....

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Humanitarian values

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Microsoft word will catch it with red squiggly line

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? No it makes you suffer.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? In the politician's pocket.

If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? In your back yard

If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary? Of course not they live with Michael Jackson.

If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them? Sure we can use furry gloves.

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from? Johnson and Johnson

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, do freedom fighters fight? Sure some of them fight for freedom and other fight of self interest

If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? He just want to test the theory one more time

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? Sure if dry cleaning works why not dry bath.

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? Because God wanted to preserve the original creation just to be sure.

If glue stick things together, how come it never stick to the inside of the tube? It must dry before it sticks

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Not unless all of them are followers

If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like? I guess we would sit like birds.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Rabbit would be lucky too to still have his feet.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? No it is called suicide.

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? the astronauts

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?They are not following the instructions and doing it wrong 

If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to use it? Think outside the box and never listen to instructions

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? Made out of roosters

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? Does chocolate goes with cheese....so why would grapes go with sushi.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? Who says work is terrific, I like to trade with them I will give them all my work and take their pay check.  Fair trade yay!

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? Sure waive your membership to the fan club.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?  No, I will be too busy dipping in my pool

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?  Broken even

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? To sound more confincing..it is really to put their mind at ease

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? they have plenty of time on their hand and nothing better to do

Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? sure just as we would call a sleeping baby a kid-napper

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? As long as you neighbors don't hear it 😆

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? I think so, just as they don't eat divorced women because they taste bitter.

Is the nose the scenter of the face? literally.....either way you look at it.  Center or scenter.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft? not quite yet....let them buy Yahoo first