Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
It is telling you that it is time to turn off your sleeping mind and turn on your sharp and fresh mind.
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order?
Because you can still go through it in your nightgown and without slippers.
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?
Because it stops making money sitting on the shelf. .
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Sure if that is what you want to call them.
If you're blind can you see your dreams?
You might be able to feel them like everything else you feel instead of seeing.
Why are softballs hard?
Soft balls may appear to be hard, as do cricket, golf and baseballs. In actual fact they only feel hard to the touch, but each ball has a certain amount of elasticity. A tennis ball has a lot of elasticity and when stuck by the racket the desire for the ball to return to its original shape is very slow, therefore will only travel a short distance. A Soft ball has even less elasticity allowing it to return to its original shape even faster. Now a much harder ball will return to its original shape much quicker, therefore enabling it to travel a further distance.
All balls are designed to get the most efficiency from them according to their use.
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
It is called outlet because it gives out power to the consumer. An Inlet would be when the consumer gives back the power to the wall jack.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
A turtle without a shell is called naked homeless turtle.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
🤔 hmm!!! why do we? Will need to give it some more thought.
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights?
Superman's mom did not teach him proper way to wear his underpants. 😆😆
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
They are trying to prove that no two dogs are the same.
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?
The car makers don't want to constraint anyone's ability to be creative or destructive.
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice?
Under the white ice there is beautiful green grass in Greenland. 😉
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
In the picture silly !!!
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
So that they don't kill anyone from an infection but from the drug itself. They don't want to waste the expensive lethal drug now do they?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter?
They are more afraid of pen thieves than robbers.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Makes logical sense......😃
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers?
He prefers his butt to be dry.
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk?
They try to copy Greenland which is called green and covered with white Ice. Cows like that green and white combination.
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?
To get that last bit of spark out.....they like to get their money's worth.
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Orange's parents could not think of another name that's why. They did not go to college.
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
You will have a cat sandwich on your hand.
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'?
Because he is broke and is going to make you broke too.
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Red + Blue = Green.
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
Because we like to follow the crowd.
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?
To confuse people.
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food?
Because cat's don't like fake imitation stuff. They like a fresh mouse.
Why is rush hour so slow?
It does not liked to be rushed.
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed?
Because it takes too much effort.
Is a fly without wings called a walk?
No it will be called wingless fly.... or a handicap fly.
Why do we say "spit up" wchen you actually spit down?
Because we are standing upside down.
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one?
Because it has two holes for each of your legs that's why it is called a pair of shorts.
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study?
Study to forget 😆
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
Because otherwise she might feel lonely without them.
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?
Fornow, enjoy these. I'll be back with more 😃
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