..Funny (mazahiya) shairy - Page 3

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Tere Pyaar Ki Roshni Aisi Hai Ki
Har Taraf Ujaala Nazar Aata Hai
Sochta Hu Ki Ghar Ki Bijli Katwa Du
Kambaqt Bill Bohat Aata Hai

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Tere Gam Me Tadap Ke Mar Jayenge
Mar Gaye To Tera Naam Le Jayenge
Rab Ko Rishwat De Ke Tujhe Bhi Bulaenge
Upar Saath Baith Ke Kurkure Khaenge… !!

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Aaj Mausam Mein Kuch Ajeeb Si Baat Hai
Aaj Beqbu Se Mere Jazbat Hain
Ji Chahta Hai Ke Apko Chura Loon Apse
Magar
Mama Kehti Hain Chori Karna Buri Baat Hai

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Aankhai Teri Jhuki Jhuki
Chehra Tera Khila Khila
Jub Tere Chehray Pe Hath Ghymaya
To Aadah Kilo Fair & Lovely Mila

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Ishq K Shkal Main Nya Mahol Tyar Ho Gya
Class Techr Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gya Hai
Is Baat Sa Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gya Hai
Sari Class Fail Aur Papu Pass Ho Gya Hai

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Hova Main Betaab Urr Rahyy Thay Gulaab

Wah! Wah!

Hova Main Betaab Urr Rahyy Thay Gulaab
Ohhhhh

Phir?

Phir Kya??

Ruk Gai Hava Ghir Gai Gulaab

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Na Moh Na Maya Hai
Mushkil Waqt Tumhi Pe Aaya Hai
Beth Ke Chaar Panne Pad Lo Beta
Paper Tumhari Girl Freind Ne Nahi Banaya Hai

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Itnay Kmzor Ho Gai Teri Judai Se

Wah Wah Wah….

Arz Kia Hai!

Itnay Kamzor Ho Gay Teri Judai Se..
K Ek Din Machar Hi Utha Le Jay Charpai Se…

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Kitne Haseen Hai Aap
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Aankhon Mein Chashma Lagana Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo

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Jaane Wo Kaise Hogi
Shayed Wo Aisi Hogi
Ya Phir Wo Waise Hogi
Ziyda Mat Socho
Apke Khaylo Ki Rani
Jassi Jaise Hogi

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Hum Gaye They On Ke Ghar
Kehny Dil Say Dil Mila Lo
Unki Amma Ne Darwaza Khola
Humne Kaha Aunty
Bacho Ko Polio Ke Qatre Pila Lo



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Pyar To Humein Bhi Karna Tha
Par Kuch Khaas Hua Nai
Taj Mahal To Humein Bhi Banana Tha
Par Afsoos Loan Pass Hua Nai

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Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi
Jisko Pyar Kiya Woh Paris Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khudkhushi Kar Le
Plug Mein Ungli Daali To Bijli Chali Gayi

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Teri Piyaari Soorat P Dil Haaron
Teri Har Zaroorat Pe Jaan Vaaron
Jab B Sochon Teri Harkatoon K Bare Main
Dil Kare Tujhay Rakh K Chamaat Maroon

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Dheeray Dheeray Apna Bna Gya Koi
Humain Pyar K Sapnay Dikha Gya Koi
Kya Ye Such Much Pyar Hai Ya Rab
Ya Phir Se Choona Laga Gya Koi

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Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

Wah Wah
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

Wah Wah
Aapko Wish Aur
Aapke Girl Friendko..??

KISS.!
Ab Bolo Wah Wah

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nice shayari
thanks for sharing

If paper comes tough in exam,
just close ur eyes for a moment...
take a breath and say loudly
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yeh interesting subject hai mujhe eik saal aur padhna hai

Bohut udas se rahne lage ho

"FARAZ"


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Shayad tumhara bhi result ane wala hai.."

Hum un kay pyar me ban gay baraf ka gola

Wo bewafa boli thanda matlab coca cola

Boy sayz


Tujh jaisa PHOOL kahan milay ga mujhe
Mujh jaisa FOOL kahan milay ga tujhe

Is se acha RISHTA nahin hoga
mujh jaisa koi FARISHTA nahin hoga

Sari zindagi mein teray NAAM karon ga
Sari umar mein ghar ke KAAM karon ga

Apnay wadon ko bhi NIBHAON ga mein
Khana bhi khud PAKAON ga mein

Safai ki tum fikar na karo
Jharoo bhi khud LAGAON ga mein

Bichaare larkay shadi ke liye mar rahay hotay hain aur in ko duniya ka koi kam nahi! 😆

3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror....
 2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...