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IF-Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

guyz plzz share all ur funny shayri here, both english and urdu.. plz hit the like button as it showz that u appreciate people's work..

thanks 😊

i'll start

student vs teacher..

Student:
Yun fail jo kerna tha, pehly sy bata dety
Hum saari kitabon ko chulhy main jala dety
Koshish to buhat ki thi na-kaam hoy phir bhi
Haan! pass to ho jaty jo naql kara dety
Perchy jo milly hum ko sab khali diy hum ny
Ay kash! safai k number hi dila dety
Teacher:
Yun fail jo hona tha, pehly hi bata dety
Abba sy kaha hota t'hella hi laga dety
Naql to ki tum ny mager ghalat jawabon ki
Koshish to buhat ki na-kaam hoy phir bhi
Hum pass to ker dety jo aqal lara lety
Perchy jo milly tum ko sab khali diy tum ny
Ay kash! siyahi sy dhabby hi bana dety

Edited by urooj92 - 13 years ago

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IF-Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
Waah! Waah!
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

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IF-Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Waah! Waah!
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

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IF-Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

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www.sheroshayari.in

hit the like button plz

thanks

urooj

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IF-Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

boyz will be boyz

Shaadi se pehle "Hero no 1"
Shaadi k baad" Coolie no 1"

Shaadi se pehle "I Love U"
Shaadi k baad "Aaj phir aalu"

Shaadi se pehle "Janeman mat jao"
Shaadi k baad" Meri jaan mat khao"

Shaadi se pehle "Milne kab aogi"
Shaadi k baad "Maike kab jao gi"

Shaadi se pehle "Maine pyar kia"
Shaadi k baad "Yeh main ne kya kia"

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ali

@ssssshkoihai

Newbie

Posted: 14 years ago

Duniya Ko Ajab Rang Dikhati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaaan,
Mardon Ko Hathon Pe Nachati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Make Up Ke Bagair Yeh Mukammal Nahi Abb To,
Chehre Pe Ik Chehra Chadati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaan.

Boodiyon Ne Bhi Bana Rakha Hai Ik Ajab Tamasha,
Baal Kata Kar Yeh Bhi Kehlati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Bhoole Se Agar Kisi Ko Jo Keh diya AMMA,
Khandan Ki Tarikh Batati Hain Yeh Ladkiyaan.

Mill Jaye Gar Yeh To Ban Jati Hain Toofan,
LADKON KO BHI BADNAAM KARTI HAIN YEH LADKIYAAN.

Duniyaa Ke Har Ik Mozoon Pe Kar leti Hain Batein,
Bolne Mein Kabhi Maar Na Khati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Dekh Dekh Kar Ik Dosre Ko Hoti Hain JEALOUS,
Tareef Kisi Ki Na Kar pati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Tamanna Yehi Rehti Hai KE Ho Jaye Inki SHADI,
Rone Ka Phir Drama Rachati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Choti Choti Baton Pe Ho Jati Hain Naraz,
MAGARMACH KE Phir Ansoo Bahati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Acting Karne Main Koi Saani Nahi Inka,
Actron Ki Bhi Chutti Karati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Din Raat Suna Kar Masaeel Ki Woh Bhar Maar,
Mardon Ko Bhi Ganja Banati Hai Yeh Ladkiyaan.

Ik Doje Se Bhi Bana Kar Rakhti Nahi Yeh To,
Chugli Pe Chugliyaan Lagati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Lag Jaye Koi Mazloom Agar Ink Hath,
Joutoon Se Tawaza Farmati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Zar, Zan, Zameen Ka Jhagra Azal Se Hai Maujood,
Mazloom ko Bhi Zalim Banati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Rishte Dariyon Ko Bhi Khatam Karwa Deti Hain Yeh To,
Phir Aag Kuch Aesi Badkati Hain Ladkiyaan.

Aey Ali Bahut Nadan Hai Abhi Tu,
NAKO CHANE BHI CHABWATI HAIN YEH LADKIYAAN.

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😆 Edited by ssssshkoihai - 14 years ago

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IF-Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

haha very good ali 😆

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ali

@ssssshkoihai

Newbie

Posted: 14 years ago

so this is urooj

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Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho
Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Bat Ho Na Ho
Apki DOSTI Hmesha Is Dil Me Rahegi
Chahy Ap Me INSANO Wali Koi Bat Ho Na Ho.!

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Tum Tum Ho To Kya Tum Ho??
Hum Hum Hai To Kya Hum Hai??
Wo Goal Gappa Hi Kya Jis Me Paani Kam Ha!!
Is Se Bakwas Shayari Karo Aagr Dum Hai!!

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Har Gali Har Dewar Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai
Har Kirki Hr Drwaze Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai

wah!!! wah!!! wah!!!

Uppar Talash-e-Gumshuda Or Niche…!
Zehni Twazan Khrab Likha Hai

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Hoslay Saray Aazma Betha
Main Zamane K Ghum Bhula Betha
Jis Ki Chahat Main Umar Bhar Tarpa
Us Ki Shadi Ki Biryani Kha Betha

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Ik Sher Arz Hai

Idhar B Gham Ho Gya Hai
Udher B Gham Ho Gya Hai
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neechay kiya dekhtay hooo....

Sher Khatam Ho Gya Hai

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@KYPH-AK

IF-Sizzlerz

Posted: 14 years ago

lol....🤣 keep it up Ali and Urooj...waitning to see more

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ali

@ssssshkoihai

Newbie

Posted: 14 years ago

1 Larki Ki Dua

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi,
Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain Jala Dungi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Main,
Shopping kara Do Tumhe Dua Dungi,

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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The Best Shair Of 2009:

Choti Si Billi K Chotay Chotay Paon!

Meaon Meaon Meaon Meow Meow Meaon Meaon

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai

wah!!! wah!!! wah!!!!

arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

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Na Dil Ko BEHLANEY K Liye
NA Ghar Mai SAJANEY K Liye
Bas Aap Ki Ik TASVEER Chahiye Hamein
Apne Ghar Se Chuhay Bhaganay K Liye

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Tujh Bin Zindagi Ka Tasawar Hi Nehi Hai
Tere Sang Ho Zindagi Aisa Bi Koi Scene Nehi Hai

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Shair Arz Kiya Hai…

Zara Tawajo Chahiye…

Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam

Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…

Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam

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Arz Kiya Hai:

Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jisne Shadi
Usne Jeevan Bigaar Liya

Soch Samjh K Ki Jisne Shadi
Usne B Konsa Teer Mar Liya
Wah Wah Wah

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Q Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Ho
Har Nae Din Hamara Dil Dukhaty Ho
Ye Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Tak Tarap Gai
K Tum Bartan Dhone Waly Sabun Se Nahaty Ho

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Aapki Yaad Aye To Aapki shayari Perh Leta Hoon
Ziyada Yad Aaye To Shayari Ker Deta Hoon
Aapki Awaz Sun Na Chahta Hoon To
Ek Pathar Utha Ker Kuttay Ko Maar Deta Hoon

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Ishq Main Yeh Anjaam Paya Hai
Haath Pair Tooty Maun Say Khon Aya Hai
Hospital Poonchay To Nurso Ne Yeh Farmiya Hai
Baharoo Phool Barsaoo Mera Naya Patient Aya Hai

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thankxxxxxxxxxx
urooj
&
neghit
for like this

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