How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes? Yaar you don't have to take an auspicous time for all these things....You can tell whenever you want! Issme koi buraai nahi hai!
How come wrong numbers are never busy? Naseeb mei likha hai ki we have to lose our currency...Ab koi lad sakta hai kya naseeb se?
How dead is the Dead Sea? Deadly...Iam scared of seas too...
How do I set my laser printer on stun? You want it to? Its your printer now..So you can decide!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Very Simple...It has four legs and obviously by using them!
How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass? By using a crane.....😃😃 But the board stands there...Won't that be fined?
How do you get off a nonstop flight? Taking Rani Maiyya there...Listening to he lectures, they'll stop it!
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others? Ab yeh Kaunsa naya policy hai...I have taken a Life insurance policy yet..So I woudn't try for new things...Follow what you are following!
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? When you can see something on the paper....That what usually hppens with Jerry!
How do you write zero in Roman numerals? With Pen, Pencil or whatever you are comfortable writing with...I wouldn't write if it was me because I know It doesn't exist!
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word? Jen...Yeh bhi koi sawaal hai...He knows he is suffering, then why he would go to pronounce and get embarrassed?
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war? In a 'Civil'ised country!
How is it possible to run out of space? When you are not visible in the space!😉
How much milk is there in the Milky Way? 200 cows put together...If you want you can go there and check!😛
Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops? Thats only on the doors know...Who said its closed...Its just to tell us that they too have locks!
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?" They would have to burn candles for the burnt ones!😛
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? Makes you write a long question-paper for this little girl!
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? Yup...The cassette...or whetever he is hearing does not move in the speed of light!😊
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? Thousand pictures...to imagine them...Without pictures, it'' be so boring..I would prefer yudi everywhere!
If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb? Nice Invention Jen.....Same way as we dont use adnoun like we use adverb!😊
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Humans😲😲 They have humanity so they will also eat food!
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? We can use the misspelt words without any fear of losing marks for spelling mistakes!😉
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? Pure...Woh toh Rani maiyya hai...Jen the creatives din't explain that properly, Will learn it next time!
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? Why is Bill Gates never poor? That means he has all the money!
If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? On chairs, Couches...whichever they are comfortable on!
If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary? Aw! Bee will get angry if she sees this! Jen, how can you be so mean to our Bee?
If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them? Kids dont have hair when they are born, dont we pet them?
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from? Olive oil...Because Olive is still a baby!😉
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, do freedom fighters fight? They fight in the night, so we wont be able to see...It'll be all dark Jen!
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? Cliff-hanger! Gyan toh end mei aata hai naa....Like our Rani maiyaa!
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? By pouring invisible water!
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? To indicate that there are still man evolving!
If glue stick things together, how come it never stick to the inside of the tube? I never buy tube for this reason...I buy bottles!😛
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? The rest will think it was a part of his act!
If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like? Hmm.......They wont need chairs at all!
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Above the feet!
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? The doctors would feel releived!
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? Then world is the bag...What is this Jen?....You mean to say we are all garbages? HAILA!
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? That is to shape our body...It dint learn swimming inswimming pool rather learnt it in sea!
If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to use it? the other way....Upside-down!
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? Sound...Can you see them in fog?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? Haven't tasted them Jen...Will surely do it!
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? Thats they want it to be!
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? Yup...Only thing, it wont retutn back unil you get some signals.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? Yup...With my eyes closed!😛
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Neither...It shows how incapable of deciding which one to do!
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? When I have already palnned to lie, I wouldn't bother!
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? Time pass...What other work do they have?
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? Probably...Did it respond when you called it that way? I shall test it soon!
Is it OK to use the AM radio afternoon? Its still day time naa...So you can use it!
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? They do...Who said they dont...Only thing is we have not seen!
Is the nose the scenter of the face? You know Jen, Ron likes only those girls whose nose is right at center...He rejected one also during the yule-ball!
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft? Nahi...Its a trend to use reverse psychology...That is Jen...Oops.... Sorry Gen X!!
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