15(A). The real Banga Ki Chamchi-Ruby
KD n Kiya r fixing d screws of d roller-skates. KD looks @ Kiya thinking how she was abt to fall wid him saving her. Kiya thinks KD saving her 4m falling n hurting herself.
"Kiya, I am sorry. Muje pata nahi ki ye screws kaise loose ho gaye," said KD.
"No need to say sorry, KD. Muje pata hai ki ye tera kaam nahi hai. Jarur kisi aur ne kiya hoga," said Kiya.
"Ho sakta hai. Main thode der k liye apne skates yaha chhodkar Piddhi se baat karne chala gaya tha," said KD.
"Par kiski itni himmat ho sakti hai tere roller-skates ka screw dheela karne ki?" says Kiya.
"Vats," came Samar's voice.
KiSha likd up to see AmByMar cumn near them.
"Vats? Aapko kaise pata?" asks KD.
"Hum teeno ne Vats Janab aur Banga Janab ki baatein suni," replied Samar.
AmByMar tells them evrythng. KiSha r shocked to hear evrythng.
"To Vats mere roller-skates k screws dheele karke muje hurt karna chahta tha. Uske vajah se Kiya girnewaali thi qki usne mujse mere roller-skates maange the use karne k liye par mera dhyaan achaanak se screws nikalne par gaya aur maine Kiya ko time pe bacha liya," said KD.
"KD is right," said Kiya, "Vats k vajah se aaj KD ya main buri tarah hurt hote the. Thankfully, KD saved me in time. Banga n Vats r really very sick."
Scene shifts to PraSha walking 2gthr in d corridor. Vats sees them n is shocked dat KD is alright.
Scene shifts to Panchi walking in d hall wid a book in her hand. RV comes before her taking her hand twirling her around once. RV's electric RJ music plays in d bg.
"Oye!" exclaimed Panchi sitting on d doughnut shaped couch
RV sat beside her n asked, "Moti, aaj bhi school k baad library rukne ka plan hai?"
"Haan," replied Panchi.
"Tu bore nahi hoti. I mean, school k baad rukna hi hai to detention join kar le," suggests RV.
"Tumhe kya lagta hai main tumhaare liye rukti hu," said Panchi.
"No, I didn't said dat," said RV wid a laugh.
"Let me clarify. Main na tumhaare liye nahi rukti. Vo main ek book padh rahi hu," said Panchi.
"Kaunsi?" asks RV.
"Jane Austen," replies Panchi.
"Kaunsi?" asks RV.
"Emma," replies Panchi standing up.
"Ye vahi book hai na jisme heroine ka naam Elizabeth hai?" asks RV standing up n keeping an arm around har.
"Haan vahi," replies Panchi.
"Suniye, Emma me heroine Emma hi hogi na. Elizabeth thodi na hogi. Main bhi kitni dumb hu. Ranveer ko dekh k na mera brain function karna band ho jaata hai," said Panchi to d camera.
"Moti, kya soch rahi hai?" asks RV.
"Kuch nahi," replies Panchi.
Kiya n Juhi comes there.
"Hey guys," said Panchi.
"Muje tum dono ko na kuch bataana hai," said Juhi.
"Kya?" asks RV.
"Aaj Vats ne na bahot hi gira hua kaam kiya hai," replied Kiya.
YaHi tells them evrythng.
"Thank God, KD aur Kiya thik hai," said Panchi.
"Ye Vats kuch jyaada hi ud raha hai," said RV, "Hum sabko abhi bahot careful rehna hoga Banga aur Vats. Uppar se 1 Banga ki chamchi bhi hai jo humaari chugli karti hai."
"Acchha, hum dono baad me milte hai," said Kiya.
"U both hv fun," said Juhi n went 4m there wid Kiya.
"Acchha hua, KD ne skates k screws nikalte huve dekh liya aur Kiya ko bacha liya nahi to Kiya ko bahot chot lagti thi," said Panchi.
U r right, Moti. Dono lucky the. KD lucky tha qki Kiya ne usse skates maanga skating karne k liye jisse vo bach gaya aur Kiya lucky thi jo KD ne skates nikalte huve dekh liya jisse vo Kiya ko bacha liya," said RV agreeing wid Panchi.
"Nonu, tu apna khyaal rakhna detention room me," said Panchi.
"Don't worry, Moti. Tu detenwaali saari baat Juhi k alaava kisi ko mat bataaya kar," said RV.
"Aaj kal tu kisi ladki k saath nahi ghoomta hai," said Panchi.
"Muje abhi vo sab acchha nahi lagta hai. Its better ki main apna time apne friends especially tere saath spend karu," said RV wid a smile pulling her cheeks.
Panchi smiles @ dis.
Scene shifts to Kiya n Juhi in d canteen.
"Aaj kal Ranveer kisi ladki k saath nahi ghoomta hai. Kya baat hai?" asks Kiya.
"Yaaa, dats very strange. Tuje pata hai, Kiya. RA me sirf 10% ladkiyan Ranveer k peeche nahi bhaagti hai aur un 10% me hum dono, Panchi aur Bobby hai," said Juhi.
"Par Ranveer aur Panchi kya chakkar hai?" asks Kiya.
"Vo dono 15 saal se best friends hai but looks like Panchi is hvng crush on him," replied Juhi.
"Juhi, as v know ki Banga ki sachmuch chamchi hai jiske baal brown aur shoulder length hai. So, tell me Juhi RA me kitni ladkiyan hai jiske baal shoulder length hai (showing her d shade of colour by using her mobile net)aur iss shade ka brown colour hai?" asks Kiya.
"Iss shade k brown colour shoulder length hairwaale sirf 3 ladkiyan hai-Priyanka, Shanaya aur Ruby," replied Juhi.
Kiya recalls Ruby confidently teln her friends dat she vl be d head-girl dis time. She tells d same to Juhi.
"Kiya, may be its Ruby but v can't be very sure. Agar muje kuch pata chala ya koi hint mila, I vl let u all know abt it," said Juhi.
"Okay Juhi, see u l8r. Abhi detention start honewala hai," said Kiya n went 4m there.
Kiya enters d detention to see other 5 there.
"Guys, muje tum sabse kuch kehna hai," said Kiya.
"Kya Banga aur Vats shaadi karnewaale hai?" asks Piddhi wid a laugh.
Others also laughs.
"Par dono ki already shaadi huvi hai aur dono straight hai," said Kiya a little innocently n asks , "Kya dono bisexual hai aur apni apni biwiyon ko cheat kar rahe hai?"
Others laugh as Kiya sounded innocent but funny.
"Kiya, tu iss chuhe ki baat pe dhyaan mat de aur bata jo baataana hai tuje," said Bobby.
Kiya sits on her seat n tells them abt her Banga ki chamchi's discussion wid Juhi in d canteen.
"To Banga ki chamchi in teeno mohtermao me koi hai. Juhi Sahiba to bahot kamaal ki hai. Kya sharp memory hai unki. Hum to bahot impressed ho gaye," said Samar wid a smile.
"Tu kab apni Juhi Sahiba se impress nahi hota hai?" asks RV teasing him.
Samar bcums silent.
"Maine bhi Ruby ko apne friends se confidently kehte huve suna tha ki iss baar vo hi head-girl banegi aur Banga apni chamchi ko head-girl banaane ki baat kar raha tha," said KD.
"Hume in teeno girls aur unke friends par dhyaan rakhna hoga," said Samar.
JJ enters d class.
"Sir, may I go to d loo?" asks Bobby.
JJ permits her. Seeing her go, Piddhi stood up n keeps a hand on his right eye.
"Sir Sir, meri aankh me kuch ghus gaya. Sir, meri aankh laal ho rahi hai. Sir, muje dard ho raha hai. Sir, main aankh dhone chala jau?" asks Piddhi while other buddies luks suspiciously @ him.
"Go," replies JJ.
"Thank u, Sir," said Piddhi.
"Agar 5 min me nahi aaye na to abhi sirf aankh laal huvi hai," said JJ in a warning tone.
"Okay Sir," said Piddhi n goes outside.
Scene shifts to Bobby talking to sum1 on cell sumwhre in school. Piddhi is behind her unknown to her.
"I know main 10 min me match ko badal sakti hu lekin main 10 min k liye b nahi aa sakti, yaar. Dis bloody detention. Sabki jhand karke rakhi hai. Main bhi apne team club k members ko miss kar rahi hu but kya karu? Ye detention," said Bobby n goes 4m there disappointedly.
"Bobby bahot pareshaan hai, yaar. Abtuje hi kuch karna padega. Piddhi, tuje tere pyaar ka vaasta," said Piddhi to himself.
"Bhai, ab dekhte jaa. Junglee ka chela kya kya karta hai," said Piddhi wid a smile to d camera.
Piddh comes inside d class n asks, "May I come in, Sir?"
"Aankh nahi dhoyi?" asks JJ seeing no sign of Piddhi washing his face.
"Sir, vo tinka tha. Nikal gaya," replied Panchi.
"Get in," said JJ.
Piddhi went to his seat. Seconds later, Bobby also came.
"Sir, may I come in?" asks Bobby.
"Get in," replied JJ.
"KD bhai, help karo na. Major problem hai," said Piddhi.
"Maine bola na. Muje kisi ki help nahi karni hai," said KD.
Piddhi luks @ disappointed Bobby n turns to KD.
"Bhai, aapko kuch nahi karna hai. Jo karunga main karunga aap bas idea de dijiye. Bhai, maine dekha tha ki aap us din apne bhai k liye PSP dekh rahe the. Hai na? Ye sochiye ki PSP k thoda payment aa jaayega," said Piddhi giving him some money.
Piddhi gets happy n says, "Bahi, kya brilliant idea hai? Idea aapka aur execution mera. Ab dekhna. Energy aa gaya."
"Sir," calls out Piddhi, "May I go to toilet."
"Abhi thodi der pehle aankh me tinka gaya tha. Ab kya hai?" asks JJ.
"Actually Sir, subah lunch me kuch gadbad kha liya hai jisse mera pet kharab ho gaya, Sir. Muje plz toilet jaane do, Sir varna aap sabko baahar jaana padega," replied Piddhi.
"Jao," said JJ.
Piddhi went out holding his stomach. He enters d washroom. He calls sum1 by changing his voice dat he has as important message for Anirudh Jaitley dat sud be informed to him. He tells sumthn to him. Vats comes inside d class n tells JJ dat his passport is found n a gentleman has called in d school dat his passport is found. Piddhi who is also in d class now smiles happily. Vats says dat humanity has not ended in d world. Vats gives him a paper n teln him its d address where he go n can collect his passport.
"Listen, main apna passport lekar aata hu. Aap log tab tak apne class me hi rehna all of u," said JJ as he puts his laptop in his bag.
JJ n Vats goes out of d class room.
"Yes, ab uncle to gaya. Kam se kam aadhe ghante tak nahi aayega," said Piddhi happily getn up.
"Par phone kiya kisne use?" asks RV.
"Maine," replies Piddhi n dances happily, "Ab uncle chala gaya. Gaya gaya gaya gaya gaya.
"Ye Piddhi Saheb bade khush nazar aa rahe hai. Janab, kuch masla jarur hai," said Samar.
"Bobby, aaj tera golden chance hai. Abhi tere match me thoda time baaki hai," said Piddhi.
"Par," said Bobby.
"Par var kuch nahi. Dis is ur chance. Just go n prove it. Go Bobby. Come on. Bobby Go," said Piddhi.
"Okay okay, main jaati hu," said Bobby getn up to go.
"Bobby, man b chalu tere saath?" asks Piddhi wid a smile.
"Okay, chal," said Bobby wid a smile.
Piddhi gets very happy. He smiles n thinks abt himself in black & white wid rose petals falling on him. Bobby goes outside.
"All d best," said KD to Piddhi before he went out.
"Kay Dee, ye idea tera hai na?" asked RV getn up, "Iss baar to tera idea flop nahi hoga na?"
"Tu kabhi kuch acchha bolne ka kasht karega?" asks KD getn up.
"Main vahi bol raha hu jo sach hai," replied RV.
Kiya who was sitting between their benches was getn pissed wid of their fight.
"Tu kaise bol sakta hai ki iss baar bhi mera idea flop jaayega?" asks KD.
Kiya bangs on d bench wid both her hands n stands up startling KD n RV.
"Stop it, both of u. Tum dono ko kuch kaam dhandha nahi hai kya?" asks Kiya annoyingly, "Jab dekho tab ladte rehte ho."
"Jhagda isne start ki hai aur mere paas iske muh lagne k alava bahot saare useful kaam hai," replied KD.
"Oh really. Kaunse kaam? Flop ideas banaane k?" asks RV taunting him.
"Enuf, both of u," shouts Kiya.
Samar is watching wid interest.
"Kiya Sahiba sahi keh rahi hai," said Samar cumn before d class, "Aap dono jhagda na karke pray kijiye ki kisi ko kuch pata na chale."
"Samar, Princi se bolkar school me boxing aur wrestling ring banvaana padega taaki ye dono usme participate kar sake," said Kiya.
"Aapne, acchha idea diya hai par Banga boxing aur wrestling ring banne se pehle hi uspar ban laga dega," said Samar.
"Agar tum dono ne firse jhagda kiya na to main tum dono ek saath lock kar dungi," Kiya said threatening KD n RV.
"Washroom aur storeroom acchhe options hai," said Samar wid a laugh.
Kiya also laughs n gives Samar a high-five. RanSh luks @ each awkwardly saying 'Ewww' simultaneously.
"Hum sab bhi thoda baahar chalkar aate hai," said Samar.
Others agree wid him. They went outside d class room. Samar spots a brown shoulder-length haired girl some distance before them going sumwhre in hurry. He whispers it to others. Her back is facing them so her face is not seen. They follows her stealthily. Dat girl goes inside Banga's cabin. D buddies remain outside n hides near d cabin's window watching inside. Kiya removes her cell 4m her pocket n starts filming d scene inside d cabin. D buddies gets shocked as d real Banga Ki Chamchi is revealed to be Ruby.
"Abhi kya khabar laayi ho, Ruby?" asks Banga.
"Sir, bahot hi interesting news hai. Junglees detention class bunk karnewaale hai," replied Ruby wid a smile.
"So, she is d one wid brown shoulder-length hair," said RV.
"Sir, ye to bahot acchha mauka hai un Junglees ko pakadkar sabak sikhaane ka," said Vats happily.
"Idiot, tu muje iske saath lock karne ko dhamki de raha tha," whispered Kiya annoyingly to KD.
"Sorry Kiya, next time kisi aur ladki k naam se tuje dhamki dunga," whispered KD wid a smile.
"Shut up," whispered Kiya annoyingly.
"Very well, Ruby. I am so proud of u," said Banga wid a smile, "Iss baar head-girl tum hi banogi."
"Iss Ruby Mohterma ko head-girl ka spelling bhi nahi pata hoga," whispered Samar.
"Exactly dude. Ruby attention aur popularity k liye kisi bhi had tak jaa sakti hai," whispered RV in frustration.
Ruby smiles @ wat Banga said. D buddies gets angry wid Ruby for spying on them.