Nawabi Accent

today samar rocked and i also now trying to use his accent .
please forgive me if it has any faults its a my opion only .
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aji hum nawab sahab ke jhutho ke liye itna aadi ho chuke hai ke jab samar janab nai panchi sahiba se sach kaha ke wo bike unki nhi hai to hume sach mai ek shock laga.
hum toh samar janab ka koi naya jhuth sunane ki taiyari kr rhe the pr samar janab nai sach bol kr hume shock de hi diya.
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hume lagta hai ki samar janab ki poll sabse pahle panchi sahiba ke paas khulegi.
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jb panchi sahiba nai socha ke samar janab unko impress krne ke liye jhooth bol rhe hai to hume unpr daya ayi ala shayad panchi sahiba ko pta nhi ke nawab ji toh hr roj 200 se 400 jitne jhooth bolte hai.
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samar janab ke liye dua hai ki unki poll itni jaldi naa khule kyonki unke jhooth bade hi mazedar hote hai