THE PARTY NIGHT OF OUR LIFE Collab by Ragini and Ian

Hello people remember last time your fav members Ragini and Ian did a collaboration we made you guys cry buckets.😆

Ok stop dreading and read. this time we are not going to make you cry. Get ready for a laughter ride as we take you through a party at sarna mansion.

This is purely for fun and laughter no offense intended to anyone included.😃

Gear up for another master collaboration by ragini and ian.We are the only collaborators on TEI forum haina? 😳

It was 11 pm and not a soul was sleeping in the mansion. In fact given the glow the whole house emitted neighbors were surprised what was happening but now the whole Amritsar knew that men of sarna household had whimsical marriages on such occasions, Maybe today was one of those days when someone was gonna get married using blood as sindoor again.

It was anything but a marriage.

Ragini and ian stood at the steps of the mansion shivering due to the cold weather.

Ragini:I told you we should have gotten something warm to wear but no you had to be a fashionista. its freezing out here.

Ian:(teeth chattering) Oh please as if you didn't want to look your best tonight. After all zain might see you tonight. (she teased bumping shoulders with Ragini.

The very next second ian nearly tripped on her heels as ragini shoved her down the stairs huffing in frustration.

Ian:grumble all you want but you admit it woman we look like we just stepped out of a magazine commercial.

Ragini: yeah a commercial on how to catch pneumonia. What is taking the guys so long? where are they? the party is today not tomorrow.

Ian: (giving Ragini a cup of coffee) Chal drink up our sholay family is arriving,i can see the limo heading up the road. waisay bhi once we are inside everything will be ok. Despite the bankruptcy i trust they have heaters inside.

the white limo pulled up to the drive way screeching to a sudden halt as screams were heard. Ian and Ragini looked at each other in horror, the screams only meant one thing. That man was driving the limo. As doors opened and Zawra, Jerry, aalina, Teddy,Uma, Arpita, Priyanshi, Priya, Lina, Nikk, Jessi, Areeba, Natasha, Gurleen, Komal, Sonal, NVL, Jenelle, Meena, Shakti, Sumaiya,Alia, Rosh, Anam, Jenny, Sammy, Hailly, Natalie,

Anisha, Anjum, Shirisha, shruti, I rok, Pilu, PD, Meghna,

Piled out of the limo in a bumbling mess.

As all of them straightened their dresses royally ignoring their hosts Ragini and Ian, the driver's door opened. Out stepped a man dressed in red silk coat with a white shirt and pants combo. What was striking against the whole outfit was the yellow bow tie. Ian felt like gagging as he turned around and muttered a good for nothing to the steering wheel and walked off.

Gurleen: Zawra you have an enmity with me i knew it.Yahan bhi you came before me!!! wasnt that nickname enough for you?Where are you looking at,if you so wanted to drool at the yellow bow clown you could have taken the passenger seat and easily drooled.

Zawra: I am not gur.(Mortified) And i thought we were past the coming early jab.(she whispered furiously)

Gurleen: Oh you wish darling. I am never gonna let you forget it until i find a new target.

Jerry: Enough of you two. Let's move. (She was royally ignored too until the hosts stepped in.)

Ragini, Ian: See there is shirtless kunj!!!

Silence fell as gasps were heard and everyone turned to look where but were met with Ragini and Ian's glare.

Ragini:Get your act together people. We are at the Sarna mansion. Let's all just take a deep breathe and try and behave. We have been freezing ourselves to death to greet you and this is what you do?Now behave and head inside like mature ladies.

As ragini and ian turned to enter and they heard the commotion restarting they exchanged a look knowing these ladies were never gonna be sober tonight.

Suddenly they heard an engine growling and a single of headlight making its way towards the limo. Everything happened in slow motion. The girls wanted to stop scream a warning but they couldn't. The very next second the rickshaw slammed into the limo screeching to a halt. Everyone stood still when the broken limo's light fell down with a rattle.

That's when everyone rushed towards the crash site.

All girls worried over the broken headlight of the limo.

Rosh: Thank god i was not in the limo. What if i was? Oh god.

Aalina: Meri to abhi shaadi bhi nahi hui hai. I would have died a single girl. The horror.

Anjum: What would my fiancee do without me. What if i was dead in the car.

Lina: Oh please he would be having a party.

Anjum:(Horrified) You take that back miss.

Uma: No one's going to have a party. We spent most of our money on the limo now we have to spend the rest on fixing it. I am not going to pay.Get the rickshawala idiot to pay. where is that blind man?

Hridey: Oh sure let's find the blind man and make him pay.Who gives a damn for those inside the vehicle? Those whose intestines rattled as the crash happened. Those who were suppose to be partying in the mansion but are sitting outside clutching their heads in pain.

Natasha: Omg.

Rosh:Call god later natasha. are you guys ok?she asked.

Hridey, Vimal, MN, Joe and Umat walked slowly groaning in pain.

Vimal: Thanx for asking so quickly.

Priya : Oh, no worries Vimal.

Jenelle: I think he was being sarcastic.

Priyanshi: Guys focus. Why did you people even choose that piece of tin as your ride?

Joe:Oh you wanna know why?We had to choose it because...he groaned in pain clutching his arm. You tell them hridey!!!

Hridey: We chose this piece of tin because we loved the stylish aura it had. We wanted to make a dhamakedaar entry for this party and we thought what better way to up the classy and zazzy factor than this dabba. (He said through clenched teeth.)

Meena: you sure? because I wouldn't have gone with this choice. Doesn't really seem classy to me.

Sammy:Same here i thought the boys had great choice but now...

Nikk: Not so sure haina.

Teddy: again people, i think he was being his sarcastic best.Weren't you hridey?

Umat: Of course he was. You really think we look like rock stars in this?

MN: of course they do umat. they think our style quotient is zero. I am shocked you guys were more worried for the limo headlight instead of us.

Komal:That's not true. we knew you would be safe in this piece of tin.(sheepishly.)

Vimal: So that's why you used up all the money on this limo and made us come in this piece of tin?

Jenny:Yeah,we only sacrificed by coming in the limo so you could come in this safe box of tin.

Jessi:Aren't we the best?

Before they could reply a sudden commotion distracted them.

Ragini and ian kicked a man on the floor and dusted their hands off.

Ragini,Ian: Your driver.

The girls gasped in shock on seeing RT as the driver.

Gurleen: i don't blame the guy for crashing I blame you guys for choosing his rickshaw.

Arpita:yeah see it's nearly midnight.

Areeba: Not to mention those skewed glasses.

Hridey: you see ladies, You didn't leave us any other choice. he was all we could afford. Apparently he has tons of experience working as a cabbie in london.

Alia: You really think he has ever been to london?

Anisha: If they do then they deserved to be crashed like that.

Joe: hey not fair. You guys owe us an apology. Its because of you that we had to rely on this man.

shirisha: Would have been better if you chose to walk instead of risking death.

Hridey: In this tux? No way jose!

NVL: What if our limo wasn't here?you would have crashed into some ditch.

Anjum: yeah you should be thanking us

Gurleen:and paying our expenditure.

MN : you ladies are so kind. you did all this to save our lives? how will we ever repay you?

Sonal: thank you bhai. we knew you would get it

Teddy : someone needs to put up a board when people are being sarcastic around here.

Pilu : Let's give it a rest people. we have a party to attend to.

Zawra : yeah and a certain dashing young man in red is waiting for us inside

Aalina: who?

Zawra: no one (covering up) Let's rock and roll ladies and gentlemen.

Everyone entered the lavish mansion decorated in flawless decors of Purple and white. The golden chandelier was draped with mauve flowers and candles surrounded the room.

Natalie: It's beautiful.

Meena:extravagant.

Rosh: marvelous.

Teddy: Ok people no one asked for adjectives. We are here to enjoy not compile oxfords thesaurus.

Meena: Buzz kill.

Lina : you said it sister. she is such a joy kill.

While everyone surrounded the snacks shakti went of to the gol gappa stand.

While Ian was choosing what to eat Ragini was stuffing her face with curly fries. Gurleen ran towards the ladies away from a table looking disgusted.

Ian turned with a cheeseball in her mouth.

Ian: Feta cheese table?

Gurleen:God yes. what the hell is it doing at our party.

Sumaiya:Looking for the chips that fell in her frilled neckline. I saw cherry tampering with the food tables. Maybe he added it.

Zawra: did someone say cherry?

Ragini : Zaw since when have you become so interested in him?

Zawra : errr, No not Cherry Sarna, I was um.. yeah i wanted some syrup and cherry seemed like a good flavor

Gurleen passed Zawra a confused look.

PD: you are telling me you wanted cherry syrup with potato fritters?

Zawra: Cool combo na!!! (rushes off)

Ian : even i wouldn't eat that. (stuffing another cheese ball in her face)

Haily: Not so sure about that. (ian gives her a look).

Jerry : Ladies there is more to the party than food. come fast, we might catch a glance of kunj that too shirtless.

They headed up the stairs when meghna interrupted them.

Meghna:Guys remember when kunj did a srk act for twinkle? he slid down the railing. We gotta try it.

Saying this she did and successfully landed on the last step.

Ragini gave it a try but half way down she saw butter paneer on Rosh's plate and in her haste to grab it she fell down on Rosh.

Rosh: I am gonna kill you Ragini.

Gurleen: stepped over them both and rubbed her hands. Let's do this people.

Gurleen sat on the railing and began gliding down elegantly.

Ian:Kunj is here!!!!!!

A loud crash was heard which would have been passed off as kunj's background score if wasn't for the shout that accompanied.

Ian:Gur are you ok?

Gur held ian's collar.

Gurleen: Where is kunj?

Ian: Slip of tongue you see

Priyanshi : Ian make a run for it while you can.

Ian ran up the stairs pulling her gown up so not to trip. Suddenly she crashed in someone and nearly fell but he held her hand.

To ian's utter shock and surprise it was the one and only Yuvraj Luthra making his entry saving the damsel.

Aalina: talking through the fish fingers in her mouth.

Leave her hand yuvi Hold mine.

Ian shook her hand off and turned to see aalina looking all starry eyed at yuvi.

Yuvi without bothering with anything walked down the stairs past aalina towards the exit.

Aalina followed him feeling drunk on his perfume.

Ragini: did i see what i think i just saw?

Shakti : the world is a very strange place. No one can be trusted. Trust is fragile. so is the heart...

Pilu: are you drunk shakti?

Shakti : no. i'm sober.. Look a mule!

Shruti : yeah. she is definitely drunk. she just called Surjeet tauji a mule.

Anam:she could be drunk or being very honest.

Shakti snatched Hridey's ipod to which he rolled his eyes.

He never should have signed up for this party. only 5 guys and a bunch of crazy fun loving girls.How were they going to handle their craziness? Shakti played the first song that she found.

Chaar bottle Vodka
Kaam mera roz ka
Na mujhko koi roke
Na kisi ne roka.

As the music began playing shakti took the dance floor dragging rosh, teddy and jerry to the floor.

Ian:Chaar bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka?Hridey you drink so much?

Ragini: i am shocked.(laughing.)

Hridey: i don't booze. just love the song girls.

Main rahoon saari raat in the bar

Daaru piyun lagaatar

Ek aadhi sab pee lete hain

Main to piyun botal chaar

Chaar bottle Vodka

Kaam mera roz ka

Na mujhko koi roke

Na kisi ne roka..

I wanna hangover tonight

I wanna hangover tonight

I wanna hangover tonight

I wanna hangover tonight

By now shakti had everyone on the floor dancing. girls were doing crazy steps that didn't even fit the song.

suddenly shakti begins classical dancing while the stanza played.

That stopped everyone quickly in shock.

Suddenly music stopped. everyone looked at hridey angrily.

Hridey:Sorry battery died.

Gurleen: Oh god.totally ruined my mood. wait girls i have my playlist with me. Let's kick it up a notch.

Ian: I don't like the sound of that Ragini.

Ragini: Why?

Ian: BECAUSE its gur yaar. she has some very unique songs' in her phone.

Ragini:What do you mean by unique?

Suddenly gur's playlist blared off the speakers and ian hid her face. Everyone recognized the song was from gur's gutter playlist.

Ian peeked through her hands as everyone stood shocked as gur made her way to the dance floor.

This was certainly no peppy dance number.

Aaj dikha de mujhe love karke

O baby bahon mein bharke

O jo bhi socha sapno mein

Woh aaj dikhade mujhe sab karke

Ragini:tell me she isn't asking ki wo sab kar ke dhika do dance floor pe.

Ian: bursted out laughing. No but that's the gutter playlist she played, should have played the other one. Not everyone is a gutter mind like us people who live at the palace na. They might not feel comfortable dancing to this song.

To their surprise everyone began dancing.

Tu isaq mera, tu isaq mera

Tu hi meri raaton ka nasha

Tu isaq mera, tu isaq mera

Soya hua jism jaga

Gurleen came of the floor and joined Ian and Ragini.

Gurleen: See,i have been proven right yet again. Never forget what rani sahiba says. Everyone has a guttery side and this is my proof, she gestured to the floor where everyone was dancing their hearts out. Even the boys had joined them and were trying not to trip over the gowns.

Sonal : I seriously didn't think that this would be so much fun. Right Zaw?

Zawra: huh? you were talking to me?

Uma : No. she was talking to the walls. Its obvious she was talking to you.

Lina : what has gotten into her today? she is always distracted.

Uma: true that. let's find out shall we?

Lina and Uma followed Zawra's gaze and found it transfixed on none other than their chauffeur for the night, Cherry Sarna.

Pilu: what are you girls looking at?

Vimal: you know what i am tired of tripping on your gowns ladies. cut me some slack. why couldn't you have worn something else? hey wait, what are you all staring at?

Uma signals them all to keep it low and points towards zawra who was still busy staring at Cherry while he was munching on a plate full of samosas.

Vimal : I think i need glasses. Am i seeing right?

Sonal and lina : well are you seeing what we are seeing

Pilu: Psst people, we are all seeing what we think we are seeing

Uma: OMG this is huge! let me go and tell the others. By the way where is Aalina? Seen her around lately?

MN: yeah i did. she was following yuvi around the party all night long. God knows why.

Jerry: what's up people? anything interesting? and why aren't you all at the dance floor?

Vimal: I don't know jerry, maybe because I love my legs. You girls have stomped on my feet enough number of times. I think I lost sensation in my right foot long time ago.

Jerry: very funny, I am an excellent dancer

Joe: I think I need an ice pack guys. Jerry might have fractured my foot.

Jerry : i did not. dancing isn't his forte. not my fault.

PD: here is your ice pack.

Nikk:where did you find the ice pack?U were going through the kitchen?

Jessi:That's not good PD. we have the party hall for tonight but we can't go anywhere else.

Natalie: chill guys i know PD. she didn't raid the kitchen. that sounds more like something Ian and Ragini would do.

PD:thanx for the vote of confidence natalie. and fro all you accusing me,i threatened cherry to get me one seeing how the boys were screaming ouch ouch on the dance floor.

Umat : we were so not screaming. we very just talking very loudly and singing along.

Jenny:Oh that good for nothing finally did something useful?

PD: i know right,also he was muttering something about setting fire to the dance floor...

Arpita:Dance floor on fire?we need to evacuate right now.move it people.move it move it.

Areeba:can you stop with the theme song of madagascar. And no the dance floor is not on fire.

Arpita: the song is catchy!

Priyanshi: will you two let it go already. but yeah given that we are dealing with cherry, we might need to take some precautions.

Zawra : did i hear someone say cherry?

Ragini and Ian : seriously Zaw? what is wrong with you? All you hear these days is cherry.

Zawra : I am still waiting for that syrup guys

Uma: we know exactly what you are waiting for Zaw.

Suddenly the song changed from the slow tempo it changed to thumping beats of bass and drums.

I like to move it, move it

I like to move it, move it

I like to move it, move it

You like to move it

Areeba:Arpita i told you to stop moving it!!

Arpita:with a oreo stuffed in her mouth. I am not moving anything.

Suddenly the lights went off and strobe lights appeared on the dance floor and he made his entry.

The man was dressed in leather pants and a yellow silk shirt.

Ragini: what happened to fashion in amritsar?

And it turned out It was time for cherry's dance performance.

The Dj shouted here it is our performance of the night by none other than cherry sarna.

As cherry happily grooved to the peppy number trying to move it in the tight leather pants he looked no less than a buffoon on hot coals.

he went of the stage and began walking towards the girls. Boys got ready incase he needed to be beaten up.

Anjum: Why is he walking towards us?Should we move?

I rok: i definitely think we should move.

I don't like his intentions. Just look how he is laughing and dancing while walking. God knows those pants will tear up any second.

MN: closing his eyes. I don't wanna see that.

Ian: buckle up people, he is so close now

Hridey: Don't worry ladies. we are here na. will beat the crap out of him.

Cherry was just an inch away with his arms outstretched

NVL: go on guys, show him his place

Cherry: Come on. join me on the floor.

The guys moved back in horror.

Boys: No we are good.

Cherry: Goes past everyone and holds yuvi and drags him to the floor.

Ian: "Don't worry ladies."

Shirisha: we got it covered . (mimicking the boys.)

Jenelle: i admire how bravely you covered.

Priya:hey someone walk towards me,i'll tell you how boys reacted.

Hailly:i'll do it. Walked leeringly with hands out stretched like a zombie and dances.

Priya: No we are good. and runs backwards while clutching her heart.

Everyone laughed hysterically at priya's exaggerated acting.

Gurleen and Ragini : Thank you boys for making us feel so protected. if cherry had taken another step, you all would have probably fainted.

Jerry :imagine if cherry actually held their hands.

Ian: waisay who agrees with me. we would have been perfectly fine with handling cherry. Look at the heels we are wearing girls. One kick you know where and he would be wishing he had metal pants instead of leather ones.

Ragini: don't worry boys, we'll save your izzat if someone attacks you.waisay Ian i admire your fashion sense now.

Ian:I knew you'd come around twinzie.

Hridey: excuse me.nothing like that happened ok.

Joe:Yeah we were prepared completely. I was even remembering my kung fu teachings.

MN:yeah,see one solid punch from me and he would have been on the floor.

Vimal : I was getting ready to karate chop him. lucky for him that he didn't mess with us otherwise we would have made him fall on the floor within seconds.

Umat : Guys floor se yaad aya, dekho Yuvi ke peeche peeche dance floor pe kaun chala gaya.

Shruti: is that who i think it is?

Sammy and Jenny:Oh god that's aalina. i knew something was wrong with that girl when he entered.

Anjum : why is she following yuvi around like that?

MN: Leave aalina drooling, look how cherry and yuvi are dancing.

Lina: Cherry yuvi bromancing on the dance floor!!!

Sonal:ok i have seen everything this world has to offer. i can't see anymore.

Jerry :same here i was hoping kunj dekhne ko milega.

Teddy:kunj ko chod at this point even if i get a photo of kunj i will die a happy girl.

Gurleen: I will not die,i have yet to kiss him.

Alia:there goes her dreaming again.

Ragini: I want kunj now. picture ya real. bas chahiye toh chahiye.

Alia:so demanding Ragini.

Ian : now you know what i have to deal with.

Alia : I feel for you Ian

Ragini: Guys i am right here, i can hear it all.

Ian: yeah alia isske jaane ke baad burai karenge okay?

Ragini: I so need a new set of friends.

Ian: Liar.

Komal: guys look.

Suddenly some one else entered the dance floor area. All lights dimmed as a lean figure stood on the glimmering floor.

As music played he showed off his dancing prowess as if that wasn't enough to make the girls and boys drool on his moves.

the lights came on and his face was revealed.

Girls gasped in shock and excitement.

Gurleen who was standing on top of the table dancing with juice in her hand fell down the table seeing kunj finally on the floor. The juice fell on Ian's mobile phone but she was too zoned out to notice.

Kunj: All you amazing people here tonight. Let's end this beautiful night with a dance, after all party abhi baaki hai.

DJ hit the track...

J-Lo, ya tu sabes

It's a new generation

Mr. Worldwide

Of party people

Get on the floor, dale, get on the floor

Red one

Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh

I'm loose, loose

And everybody knows I get off the chain

Baby it's the truth, it's the truth

I'm like Inception

I play with your brain

So don't sleep or snooze

I don't play no games so don't, don't, don't,

Don't get it confused no

'Cause you will lose yeah

Now, no pu-pu-pu-pu-pump it up

And back it up like a Tonka truck

Dale

If you go hard you gotta get on the floor

If you're a party freak then step on the floor

If you're an animal then tear up the floor

Break a sweat on the floor

Yeah we work on the floor

as the song began playing everyone joined kunj on the floor and they danced the night away.

Laughter,cheers and songs rang out through the night as sarna mansion became alive with energy.

Next morning: Ian looked for her phone to see the time and seeing the juice all over it and the note stuck to it she screamed

Ian:Gurleen you are dead girl.

Originally posted by: Iansomer1

And thats a wrap.
So how was it people?
I am sure many of you want to murder us now but before running after us could you please like and comment here?😆

thankyou. we sincerely hope you enjoyed it as we have been working on it since morning using stolen laptops from our family.lol

Okay 1...2...3...4.

Lets make a run for it ragini.
Bhaago😉

Originally posted by: _Meena_

Oh god! I cracked up!😆 Par, sanskari people don't murder. 😎 🤣

Originally posted by: Iansomer1

tha na phir epic lol

Aww phir aj to tu murder kar de meena coz u are not sanskaari for sure.😆

Originally posted by: ZawraMalik

OMG ... ye kya hy..okk let me read it first..
Mojhy kuch gar barh laging yahn..Allah