
CVs of SR became poor after spending lots of money on Helicopter and Jeep car.π So,
Here all MMwasis characters are replaced by CC wasis except SwaSan because they are irreplaceable..
So Let me introduce the new bunch of talented artists.π
Dadaji: Nikk
Dadi: Manju
Durgaprasd/ DP : Nayab
Annapurna/AP: Pressu
Ramprasad/ RP: Pubi
Sujata: Asmi
Shekhar: Kamala
Sharmistha/Shomi : Purbi
Massi: Suhasini
Adarsh: Sowmya
Parineeta: Monica
Lakshya: Alisha
Ragini: Niyati
Uttara : Priya
Kavita: Tapathi
Kaveri/ Atariya aunty/AA :Manisha
Patali Devi : Jwala
~~~MM Hall~~~
A party was going on. But why? Kisiko nahi pata.π
Sujata: Jiji ,je party kis khushi me hain? Phirse kaunsa naya tamasha hain je?π
AP: Chup karo Sujata . Mujhe nahi pata yeh kisne rakhi hain, iss bar toh mike me bhi kisine announce nahi kiya. Toh hume kaise pata hoga!π
Dadi: Annapurna ji arre mahri laado ne hi rakhi hogi , wua iss ghar ki malkin hain..π
Uttara : Maa yeh shayad sahi kahe rahi hain, dekhiye na who cavity errrm I mean Kavita bhi aayi hai. Isko toh sirf Ragini bhabi hi bula sakti hain.π‘
Massi : Majhi , agar yeh party sach me Ragini ne rakhi hain toh jiji khush hain, nahi toh jiji khush nahi hain..
Shekhar: Urvashi agar yeh party Ragini ne rakhi hain toh tumhari jiji ka toh pata nahi, par main jarur khush nahi hun..π‘
Shomi: Shekhar rahene do naa..
Shekhar: Nahi misti, yaad hain pichli baar party me maa kitni nach rahi thi, agar kamar me moch aa gayi toh uthake main nahi le ja sakta bas.π‘
~~~In a corner~~~
Parineeta: Adarsh ji, aap hume yaha kyun leke aaye? Hume wahan expressions dene hain.π
Adarsh: Parineeta , tumhe kuch dikhana hain, yeh dekho (he showed his left hand)
Parineeta: yeh kya Lovely ki naam ki tattoo?π‘
Adarsh: OOPS! Wrong hand, tumhari wali right main hain yeh dekho.
Parineeta: Hum aapse baat nahi karenge kabhi.
Adarsh: Parineeta arre suno toh yeh Lovely ne blackmail karke banwaya.. π
RP: Sujata yeh kya pehenke aagayi tu? Je toh swara ke kapde lage hain.π²π²
Sujata: dhire bolo aap toh. Haa je uss bangalan ki hi hain, par laya toh mahra chora hi naa? Par apko kaise pata chala je? yaha pe to mahre se kisine bhi naa pucha!π
RP: Ab mahre pass juban nahi hain toh ke Andha bhi ho jaun ke?π
Sujata: hai, hai.. Iska matlab mahre ghar me sab andhe hain? Mahre ko itti badhi baat pata kaise naa chala?π²
RP: Kyunki thari jaban toh sabse tej chalti hain isiliye tu sabse jyada andhi hain.. Ab kuch aur boli toh Muh me Machchi bhar dunga thari..ππ
Sujata: mahre se koi pyar naa kare hain iss ghar me toh, jiji..π
Dadi : Arre suniye naa , boliye na main kaisi lagu hu?π
Dada: Mahre ko kyun puch rahi hain, jinke samne hoto pe baat dabake nach rahi thi unn logo se jake puch. Mahre ko toh kabhi dance nahi dikhaya.π‘
Massi: aur hume bhi nahi dikhaya. Isiliye toh jiji khush nahi hain !
Lakshya: Kisine meri ragini ko dekha? Chachi aapne dekha?
Sujata: maine toh na dekha.
Lakshya: kahi Ragini haq leke bhag toh nahi gayi?π
DP: Lakshya
AP: suniye ji , ek minute rukiye, main aapka BG music on karke aati hun.π
AP switched on the music but
DP: Annapurna , yeh shenshah Akbar ki BG music hain humara nahi.π‘
AP: Maaf kar dijiye ji, Swara ki galti hain. Hum sahi wala lagate hain.
Massi: yeh kisiki galti nahi hain. Yun iss tarah galat BG music chal jana apshagun hain. Humari jiji khush nahi hain.
Lakhya: aap logo ka ho gaya toh Ragini ko dhundo. Agar who nahi mili toh main aapne pet Bat ko kya muh dikhaunga?π
Adarsh: Laksh tune Sandook me dhunda?π²
Lakhya: yes bhaiya , nahi mili. Maine sab jagah dhunda bed ke niche, takiye ke niche, gas cylinder ke piche, cupboard me, pani ki tanki ki andar..
RP: arre mahra Sanskar bhi toh dikh nahi raha.
Shomi: Aur meri Shona bhi..
Dadi: iska ek hi matlab hove hai, unn logo ne mahri laado ko kidpan kar liya hain.π
Dadaji: kidnap bolte hain usko, kuch bhi na bolt tu.π‘
Lakhsya: Awww Gawwd! This is impossible. Bhai aur bhabi ke pass brains hain abhi tak, koi pagal hi hoga joh Ragini ki kidnap karega.π
Kavita: kya ? Ragini gayab ho gayi? Ab main kisse chipkungi? Sanskar toh pehle hi bhag gaya.. ab Ragini bhi? Ab main pakka mar jaungi DOH syndrome se.π
Utara: ab yeh kya hain?π²
Shekhar: Deficiency Of Hugs syndrome.. woh aajkal main thoda intelligent ho gaya hu isiliye samajh gaya.π³
Kavita: Uncle main aapko hug karu?
Shomi: nahi beta woh do beti hain unki, tum unhe hug nahi kar sakti ho.π‘
Kavita: toh aapko karu?
Shomi: nahi nahi, meri saari me dag lagi hain, tum Urvashi ji ko karo..
Kavita ran towards Urvashi who was jaaping some mantra and jumped on her hugging tightly... Urvashi started screaming jiji khush nahi hain.. π€£
Kaveri : bas isiliye uss suhani barsaat ke raat se humne humari beti ko kamre me kayed karke rakkhi thi. Kuch kuch Prani duniya ke liye khatra hota hain, isiliye unhe khula chorna thik nahi hota.. π
~~~Outside MM~~~
SwaSan with bindfolded Ragini
Ragini: aap dono hume iss tarah kaha leke jaa rahe hain? Kahi aap dono hume SR bridge se dhakka toh nahi denewale?π²π²
Sanskar: chup chap chalo Ragini.. shut ur mouth for sometime.
Ragini: dekhiye uss bridge se dhakka dene ka haq humara hain aur bina dhakke ke girne ka haq humare Laksh ji ka hain.ππ
Swara: Sanskar whats the need to blindfold her?π
Sanskar: you're right princess. Why only on eyes? Iski muh pe bhi patti bandh dena chahiye tha. Mera kan pak gaya..π‘
Swara: Sanskar yeh meri..
Sanskar: No need to remind me. Mujhe yaad hain yeh namuna tumhari behena hain. π
Swara: tum isse namuna bol rahe ho toh phir who chipkali kya hain? I still don't understand 5 saal pehle kya dekha tha tumne usme?π‘
Sanskar: Swara that time I was MM's permanent member toh uski side effects. π
Ragini : aap dono ab hume paka rahe hain, hume bhuk lagi hain.π‘
Sanskar: haqwala?π²π²
Ragini: jeth ji aap bohot besharam ho gaye hain aajkal. Swara kuch sikhao inhe.π³
Swara: agar main sikhau toh who double besharam ho jayega.βΊοΈ
Sanskar: aab andar chalo plz mujhe bhi bhukh lagi hain khane ki..
~~~INSIDE MM~~~
Lakshya: Meri Ragini kaha chali gayi, ab main kise haq dunga? bhai bhi gayab, ab main kise hug dunga?π
Kavita: someone asked for hugs kya?
Sujata: naa chori, kisiko naa chahiye, woh Lakshya dukh me babra ho gayo hain..π
DP(OMM) : yeh lo Ragini aa gayi, aur Swara aur Sanskar bhi..
Lakshya run towards them and hugged Sanskarππ
Lakhshya: bhai tune morning se ek single hug bhi nahi di. this is not fair.π
Sanskar: woh main aur Swara Ragini ko law college se lene gaye the.
Ragini: koi meri patti utaro.π‘
Swara removed them from her eyes..
Lakshya: Ragini tumne mujhe bina bataye law college join karli?? kyun?π²
Ragini: woh humne 1 din me divorce karwaya tha na toh all lawyers of kolkata started strike.. their demand was I have to learn basics of law.. toh I joined Law college.ππ
DP(OMM) : tumhare iss faisle se hum khush hain.
Massi: par jiji khush nahi hain!π
Uttara: par bhaiya aap dono Ragini bhabi ko lene kyun gaye the?
SwaSan: iss party ke liye.. the guest of honour of this party is Ragini..
Ragini: sach me.. π³
Sujata: jiji ,mahra chore pe kisine kala jadu kar diya hain. woh Ragini ke liye bhi party rakh raha hain aajkal. ke ho gaya mahre chore ko.
AP : chup karo Sujata.
Lakhshya : par kis khushi me bhai?π
SwaSan: because today our CC ki Ragini got another haq, sizzle karne ka haq.. π
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
TODAY OUR SWEET NIYATI
POSTED HER 10000 POSTS
AND TURNED INTO A SIZZLING QUEEN
P.S: STORY CONCEPT CREDIT GOES TO OUR PUBIπ