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Dear Friends,
Beware of The SwaSan-Maniaitis. It is one of the fastest spreading diseases and one of the deadliest. It is believed to have originated from SR area, mainly in the MM jungle. The disease can only be transmitted by a Male species known as Sanskar and female known as Swara..The main symptoms include incoherent speech, unresponsiveness to surroundings, brain freeze, bulging of the eyes, skipped heart-beat and if symptoms persist for long, it can most definitely make your heart stop!
Below are the symptoms in detail. Please read them carefully and be aware if you are going through the same issues:
- If you see Swara in Red gown----& an 'aww' escapes your mouth...
- If you see Sanskar in White suit----& a "Gosh" escapes your lips...
- If you see them together like this----& your heart does a somersault...
- If you see rose petals around them----& you cant help smiling giddily...
- If you see a lake in the BG ----& you start rubbing your hands in glee...
- If you see Sanskar bending over Swara in a totally romantic move----& you start dancing with joy...
- If you come to know Sanky has surprised Swara with a helicopter ride----& your eyes bulge out of your sockets...
- If you come to know Swara is overwhelmed with the gesture and kisses Sanky's hand----& your heart skips a beat...
- If you see Sanky proposing Swara while flower petals are being showered from copter----& your heart just keeps skipping beats...
- If you see Swara say a teary-eyed yes----& you become so happy that you want to cry...
- If you see SwaSan dancing on a romantic song----& you are speechless and your brain freezes...
- If you See SwaSan doing front hugs, back hugs, bending and what not----& you feel you cant breathe anymore...
- If you See Sanky lifting Swara in his arms and both looking at each other with so much love----& you feel you have died and gone to Heaven...
If you have experienced these serious and contagious symptoms, I am afraid you are suffering from SwaSan-Maniaitis.. Cure for which is currently not Available!
May God help you then!!
Your well-wisher- Sumi
PS: You are free to add any other symptoms if experienced. Research in this field is still going on!!
EDIT ADD: Below are some other symptoms that have been reported by patients. Please take heed!
Viji: heart fluttering with the rhythm of a locomotive train, one's breath whooshing like a steam engine, and feeling light headed enough to faint..
Soumi: smiling without any reason..
Sarra: It feels like we are orbiting a different solar system..
FangirlForever: Sunset dance makes your heart flutter...
jerrenkarthi: feels if heart is about to burst...
jerrenkarthi: feels if heart is about to burst...
simsen23: biting fingernails when excited...
Nyna: Many symptoms, but mainly feeling 10 yrs younger...
The MOST common symptom is ---you love the disease & don't want to get cured!!đ
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