A BIT OF FUN IN MM

Annapurna Maheshwari is a very nice lady😊. Maybe a bit confused, but she is a decent soul. And pran jaye par man na jaye kinda gal; I mean aged lady(AP frowns at the narrator at this point, so I hastily scratched out the aged.😕

She had trained from a very young age in bharatiya shastriya sangeet. (decoded: she loves music; which is why she adored ragini and Swara at one point or the other ,🤔 who for all their mental abnormalities, can sing and play instruments rather well"of course that has unleashed horrors upon MM, to a degree which would have made Poltergeist seem like Paresh Rawal).

AP to the narrator: you are digressing young lady.😡

The narrator hastily comes back to the point(what to do, all mothers have that kind of look...which can rebuke us into behaving😲.)

Anyway, AP has loved Atariya Auntyji's voice.❤️ The song was sung wonderfully👏. I am perfectly sure she was lip syncing🤢, but AP was unaware of this because of the unending Ghoonghat. Thank God for the ghoonghat, because DP's lover has to be AP's age...iss umar mein toh even Gauhar Baijaan had left dancing mujras🤢.

So, AP has invited Atariya auntyji to MM for a cuppa and some convo.🤗

Imagine Atariya in the splendidly sparkling couch, sitting relaxedly and doing gup-shup.

AP: toh aapne kis teacher ke paas training li?🤓

At: Mere guru(touches ear) Shri Radhabai.

AP: was she famous I have never heard of her.😲

At: She was famous. She used to be the bartaan majnee bai of the Goenkas⭐️. She sang really well...and everyday when she cleaned the utensils, she sang gitkaris..and Raagas...

Laksh has by now entered the scene. Maa ka bigda laadla always hovers around her...and anyway he never goes to office🤢. He interjects.

L: titan raga?😃 I bought Ragini one...waste of money. Uske paas toh Omega hai..😭

At: Ye namuna kaun hai?

AP: My chhottu beta.😳

At: bilkul bap pe nahi gaya hai.😆(I know, how can Laksh be DP's son? DP is like the old lion..and Laksh is the meow kitten)

AP( **whispers**): arre yesterday ragini has insulted him, saying ki mere pati hoke bhi acche kidnapper hone ki shiksha nahi li aapne. Shame shame. She has bought Laksh Kidnapper firstbook. Ja baccha jaake padhai kar.😳

Laksh leaves, he has had enough insults from Ragini anyway. Mood off ho gaya bechara.

Sanskaar comes in. He had been to work.(adorable man)👏

Sa: Namaste.

At: Namaste. Bare handsome ho😃.(all aunties it seems like Sanskaar, remember the aunty at ragini's party? And the KC episode moti aunty?)

Sw: (**behind the curtain**) wo toh hain.😳 Abhi notice kar rahi hoon. Pehle kar leti toh..😭.

Sa: Aunty aap bade papa ke old lover ho kya? (he always says it like it is)

At: Thi re...phir unke baal urr gaye ..aur main bhi moti ho gayi.😭

AP: exactly. Maine toh shaadi ki..so I could not leave. Tumhari tarah lover hoti, toh aise taakle aadmi se mere Papa kabhi shaadi na karate. Plus no😉w I love him.😳

At: Waise Sanskaar, would you be interested?😃 Heard you were getting a divorce?

Sa: freaking hell...no. Swaraaa...(runs off)😲

Swaara also leaves her station behind the curtain and runs behind him. [Coat legi.😉lene ke bahane umm umm😉karke haath pheregi]

At: Thoda umar kya ho gaya koi puchta hi nahi😭...waise AP u have wonderful skin---which cream?

AP: Olay total effects.😃