Daagabaaz Re~ A Rom-Com (Funny OS)

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PUBALI BASU

@MysticMoon

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Posted: 10 years ago

SCENE:

Karwa chauth Celebration at Maheswari Mansion , all others rituals got completed , all ladies are impatiently waiting for moon...

Lakshya and Sanskar standing at two corners of room , Ragz and Swara helping their saasu maas , Sanskar looking at Swara with lots of love and a shy smile...

Lakshya ghurofying Bhabi...

Sanky's dad and bade papa sitting on sofa..

Sujatha : " jab se sankskar ke papa se na shaadi huyi ke bole aapko jiji sirf hum hi bhookhe pyase rahke vrat rakhte hai , haan jiji , aur inhe dekho kaise sofa pe baith kar hawa kha rahe hai.."

Sanky's dad : " haan hawa hi khayenge naa, subah se tune mareko kuch khaneko na di haan , ab hawa pe bhi nazar na laga bol dete hai hum han, aur baithe nahi toh ka kare haan nache gaye ab tare liye ?"

Sujatha : " wo bhi apse hota kaha hai dekhiye apne bete ko..pata hai Swara , mara beta bilkool tare jaisa achcha gaata tha..."

Swara : "surprised) "achcha?"

AP :" haan beta, lekin Kavita ke jaane ke baad usne sabkuch chod diya.."

Swara (looking at sanskar angrily ) : "oo ..nahi maa mujhe kaise pata hoga? mere liye toh kabhi ak line tak gungunaya nahi.."

Sanskar : (in mind) "main gaya kaamse.."

Sanky's dad " tara matlab ke hai " main besura hoon haan ? sanskar ki maa, dimaag mat kha mera .."

DP :" Sujatha, chand ki intezaar karo , bohat kuch khaneko milenge, humara dimaag chod do...aur tum bhavnao me behkar gaane mat lag jaana, pata hai na pichli baar jab tum gaye the.."

But Sanky's dad was desperate to show his talent so he started singing..

Moochhon ko thoda round ghumake

Anna ke jaisa chashma lagake
Coconut me lassi milake
Aa jaao sare mood banake

Sujatha :" haa...ye ke gaana kahan se sikhke aye aap ?"

Sanskar covered his ears with hands and usko chakkar aane laga..

Swara :"sanskar ,aapko kya huya?"

DP "kaha tha na , pichli baar bhi jab tumne gaana gaya tha toh Sanskar ko chakkar aya"

Sujatha :" haan bhaisa..main toh bhool hi gayi thi , sanskar jo hai na apne papa ki gaana se bohat darta hai na bachpan se...jab bhi ye shararat karta tha na , hum kahte the ke "beta shant ho jaa warna tara bapu gaana gaane lag jayenge " aur ye hai na choop ho jata tha hai na jiji "

DP :"usse achcha toh main gaata hu ? kyun annpurna?"

Lakshya who was eating lots of chocolates in depression shouted (with mouth full of chocolates )

"nahi papa ab aap bhi gaana gaane lage toh main ghar chod ke chala jaunga ... pahle hi Ragini ne mere dimag ka dahi bana ke rakkha hai , iske upar hum noise pollution nahi jhel sakta.."

Ragini : "mujhe haq hai Lakshjee , main aapke dimaag ka dahi , lassi , paobhajji sab kuch bana sakti hoon..aur agar aap ne mujhe aapke dimaag khane nahi di, toh main firse faint ho jaungi"

Sanskar :" Abhi faint hona humse hi copy karna hai tumhe ? guruse hoshiyari ? haan? faint hona iss kc me mara theme hai haa chodi sochna bhi mat..😡.(in his mom's style)"

Aadarsh :"dekho chand aya . chand nazar aya.."

Pari :"chand dekhna ladkion ki kaam hai ? aap kyun news flash de rahe hai ji?"

Aadarsh : "wo mujhe dikh gaya toh socha mauke pe chuka maar hi du..koi dialogue toh mera hota nahi hai toh kuch toh bolna padega naa?"

Everyone doing puja..

Swara is still angry..

Sanskar : "darling abhi bhi gussa ho?"

Swara : "Tumhe kya main gussa karu , kuch bhi karu iss me bhi copyright hai kya ? ab chupchap asirwaad de kar sab khatm karo , mujhe bhookh lagi hai "

Sanskar :(in mind) "ye aasirwaad maang rahi hai ya daant rahi hai? 😕 " he says " Saubhagyabati bhava , calm down bhava, relax baby relax bhava..."

Swara : "karlo mazaakh.. main na..(super angry) main na baat hi nahi karungi tumse...kabhi nahi"

Sanskar was looking at Swara's big eyes and smiling..

as Swara turned and about to leave, she heard a beautiful voice singing..

Dagabaaz re haaye daghabaaz re

Swara surprised...she looked back only to see a smiling sanskar singing for her..

Dagabaaz re haaye daghabaaz re
Tore naina bade dagabaaz re

Ho tore naina... haaye
Naina naina naina haaye

Dagabaaz re haaye dagabaaz re
Tore naina bade dagabaaz re
Kal mile.. ha kal mile haaye
Kal mile ee humka bhool gaye aaj re

Swara super happy..

sujatha :"Swara , tu hi meri bahoon banne ki layek hai , tare wajah se mara beta paanch saal baad gaana ga raha hai.."

Lakshya thought to impress Swara in this moment by showing his singing talent so he started:

Kaahe khafa aise Chulbul se Bulbul
Kaahe na tu maane batiya haaye

Ragini : "nahi luxjee aap ihaan muh nahi khol sakte , aapke muh par , voice par , gaana par sirf mera haq hai.."

Swara, who was irritated at Lakhya's voice and forceful singing...answered back in singing

Swara:

Kaahe pada peechhe jaane de bairi
Main jaanu kya tori khatiya haaye

Sanskar came between them to save swara and pushed Lakshya towards Ragini "Ragini , catch your haq "

and sang :

Zindagi apni hum toka daan deyi de

Muskura ke jo maange praan deyi de

Kal mile... ho kal mile haaye

Kal mile ee humka bhool gaye aaj re
Haaye dagabaaz re, haaye dagabaaz re
Tore naina bada dagabaaz re

And finally swara is all happy happy Sanskar finished the song giving swara a sweet hug and Swara is all blushig , everybody clapping and saying their jodi is made in heaven..

DP :"but Ragini aur Lakshya kahan hai"

Pari :"wo Ragini ne kahan aaj haq wo le kar hi rahegi Lakshya se, uski guru ka aadesh hai.."

Sanskar :(in low voice) "jaa beta jaa Lakshya , tera toh theekana laga diya maine...bada aya tha meri biwi par dore daalne ke liye.. aur Ragini ,aakhir guru dakshina de hi di tumne...shabash sanskar.."