~~~Funny Posts~~~ - Page 5

Originally posted by: .Sarcasmazing.

OMG what an awesome thread! 🤣

Nikk, your both drabbles are SO funny re 🤣 Bathroom is so uncomfortable *ahem* *ahem* Sanskaari Swara 😉😳 I have always loved your funny pulaos so much, like literally go through AT pages just to read them so keep them coming :D

Nikki, OMG that hickey pulao 😳 Damn you gave me a mental image of the whole scene, that blazer scene will make me blush whenever I watch it now 😳 Meetha dard for Sanky ;) Dammit Daadi was so 🤣 Daada ke gardan pe bhi same nishaan hai cos of Daadiji OMG 🤣🤣 Write more please! :D

Sanskaar ko laath

Morning

Swara searching for Sanskaar on the bed
she goes to bathroom n realises door is open.

Swara-lagta hai janab romantic mood mein hai.

Swara opened the door but couldn't find Sanskaar and then suddenly she sees Sanskaar sleeping in the corner.

Swara-utho Sanskaar kya hua ?

Sanskaar wakes up
Sanskaar-yaha pe toh sone do.
Kal raat tumne mujhe laath mar di aur bed pe se niche phek diya aur...🤣

Swara-toh couch pe kyun nahi soye ? yaha kyun ? I'm sure AC ka temperature low tha. Tume kya shower ke under sona tha ?

Sanskaar-ruko meri rajdhani express. sentence toh complete karne doh.
Phir mein couch pe sone gaya tab tum zor zor se hasne lagi. darr ke mare mein yaha bathroom mein aake soya.🤣

Swara-I'm sorry baby jao bed pe aake so jao.
Woh kal tv pe meine Chennai Express dekhi toh bcos of that kick scene yeh sab hua.🤣

Sanskaar-ohh. Ab bed pe mein tabhi aaunga jab tum hot romantic movie dekhlogi.🤣

For breakfast Sanskaar comes walking in weird way [Like how shahid kapoor is dancing in agal bagal song ] bcos of laath 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: .Sarcasmazing.

OMG what an awesome thread! 🤣

Nikk, your both drabbles are SO funny re 🤣 Bathroom is so uncomfortable *ahem* *ahem* Sanskaari Swara 😉😳 I have always loved your funny pulaos so much, like literally go through AT pages just to read them so keep them coming :D

Nikki, OMG that hickey pulao 😳 Damn you gave me a mental image of the whole scene, that blazer scene will make me blush whenever I watch it now 😳 Meetha dard for Sanky ;) Dammit Daadi was so 🤣 Daada ke gardan pe bhi same nishaan hai cos of Daadiji OMG 🤣🤣 Write more please! :D

Awww you used to go through AT pages just for my funny khayyali pulavs.
You don't have to take more trouble now onwards
Just enjoy

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Sanskaar ko laath

Morning

Swara searching for Sanskaar on the bed
she goes to bathroom n realises door is open.

Swara-lagta hai janab romantic mood mein hai.

Swara opened the door but couldn't find Sanskaar and then suddenly she sees Sanskaar sleeping in the corner.

Swara-utho Sanskaar kya hua ?

Sanskaar wakes up
Sanskaar-yaha pe toh sone do.
Kal raat tumne mujhe laath mar di aur bed pe se niche phek diya aur...🤣

Swara-toh couch pe kyun nahi soye ? yaha kyun ? I'm sure AC ka temperature low tha. Tume kya shower ke under sona tha ?

Sanskaar-ruko meri rajdhani express. sentence toh complete karne doh.
Phir mein couch pe sone gaya tab tum zor zor se hasne lagi. darr ke mare mein yaha bathroom mein aake soya.🤣

Swara-I'm sorry baby jao bed pe aake so jao.
Woh kal tv pe meine Chennai Express dekhi toh bcos of that kick scene yeh sab hua.🤣

Sanskaar-ohh. Ab bed pe mein tabhi aaunga jab tum hot romantic movie dekhlogi.🤣

For breakfast Sanskaar comes walking in weird way [Like how shahid kapoor is dancing in agal bagal song ] bcos of laath 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

1st Pulav is on page 1
2nd Pulav Desperate Sanskaar

SwaSan in the car in some jungle type area.

Sanskaar-mujhse aur control nahi hota...I want to do it

Swara-what ??? ohh god...Sanskaar not here please...aaj raat ko

Sanskaar-are you serious ? raat tak mujhse control nahi hoga...abhi issi waqt.

Swara-try to understand...hum yaha nahi kar sakte.

Sanskaar-ohh tumse bhi control nahi hota ?

Swara-ohh stop it...I very well can control it.

Sanskaar-ok lets go home directly to bathroom

Swara-why not in bedroom ?

Sanskaar-chiii I'm not going to allow you to do anything in my bedroom.

Swara-woh hum dono ka bedroom hai sirf tumhara nahi.

Sanskaar-haa ok tumhara bhi bedroom hai par iska matlab yeh nahi ki mein tume kuch bhi karne dunga.
Bathroom mein karenge.
Aur bathroom pehele mein jaonga

Swara-sath nahi jayenge ??

Sanskaar-chiii yeh sab mein akele karta hu.

swara-but all couples make love together and in the bedroom.
rarely koi bathroom mein karta hoga but bathroom is such an uncomfortable place ya

Sanskaar-swara mujhe toilet jana hai urgent hai right now I'm not interested in what you are thinking.

🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Sanskaar ko laath

Morning

Swara searching for Sanskaar on the bed
she goes to bathroom n realises door is open.

Swara-lagta hai janab romantic mood mein hai.

Swara opened the door but couldn't find Sanskaar and then suddenly she sees Sanskaar sleeping in the corner.

Swara-utho Sanskaar kya hua ?

Sanskaar wakes up
Sanskaar-yaha pe toh sone do.
Kal raat tumne mujhe laath mar di aur bed pe se niche phek diya aur...🤣

Swara-toh couch pe kyun nahi soye ? yaha kyun ? I'm sure AC ka temperature low tha. Tume kya shower ke under sona tha ?

Sanskaar-ruko meri rajdhani express. sentence toh complete karne doh.
Phir mein couch pe sone gaya tab tum zor zor se hasne lagi. darr ke mare mein yaha bathroom mein aake soya.🤣

Swara-I'm sorry baby jao bed pe aake so jao.
Woh kal tv pe meine Chennai Express dekhi toh bcos of that kick scene yeh sab hua.🤣

Sanskaar-ohh. Ab bed pe mein tabhi aaunga jab tum hot romantic movie dekhlogi.🤣

For breakfast Sanskaar comes walking in weird way [Like how shahid kapoor is dancing in agal bagal song ] bcos of laath 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Nikkk

Sanskaar ko laath

Morning

Swara searching for Sanskaar on the bed
she goes to bathroom n realises door is open.

Swara-lagta hai janab romantic mood mein hai.

Swara opened the door but couldn't find Sanskaar and then suddenly she sees Sanskaar sleeping in the corner.

Swara-utho Sanskaar kya hua ?

Sanskaar wakes up
Sanskaar-yaha pe toh sone do.
Kal raat tumne mujhe laath mar di aur bed pe se niche phek diya aur...🤣

Swara-toh couch pe kyun nahi soye ? yaha kyun ? I'm sure AC ka temperature low tha. Tume kya shower ke under sona tha ?

Sanskaar-ruko meri rajdhani express. sentence toh complete karne doh.
Phir mein couch pe sone gaya tab tum zor zor se hasne lagi. darr ke mare mein yaha bathroom mein aake soya.🤣

Swara-I'm sorry baby jao bed pe aake so jao.
Woh kal tv pe meine Chennai Express dekhi toh bcos of that kick scene yeh sab hua.🤣

Sanskaar-ohh. Ab bed pe mein tabhi aaunga jab tum hot romantic movie dekhlogi.🤣

For breakfast Sanskaar comes walking in weird way [Like how shahid kapoor is dancing in agal bagal song ] bcos of laath 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Breezy-

Same problem. Raat k 1 baje has has k maring 😆

Mein khud has has ke mar gayi n that last pulav I updated at 2 am