SUHAAGRAAT
Funny OS
(Maheshwari mansion)
Sujata-uttara beta where r u
Uttara(her daughter)-mom m here
Sujata-beta ye lo doodh aur Sanskaar ke room mein rakh do...aaj uski suhaag raat hai na
Uttara(while giggling)-sure maa
(swara n sanskaar r just married...their marriage is an arranged maariage...so they don't know each other that much)
(Uttara goes to their room n gave that milk to swara n came back)
(Sanskaar came to his room sorry their room)
Sanskaar(monologue)-kya baat karoon...i don't even know her...taarif kar deta hoon...waise bhi she is looking very pretty
(swara was feeling so shy...sanskaar came towards her n said)
Sanskaar-aap na bohot...no i mean main na
(suddenly swara starts screaming)
Swara-cockrock(and she starts running here n there)
Sanskaar-what r u doing...stop shouting sab sochenge ki main tumhe tang kar raha hoon
(he was chasing her n she was still running in the room...they both were making so much noise)
(all the family members were sitting in the garden...when they heard their weird sounds)
Ragini(she is uttara's frd)-yeh dono kya kar rahe hain
Laksh(sanskaar's younger brother)-what the(with a shocked look)yeh kaisa sawaal hua
(at swasan room)
Swara-plzz aap kuch kijiye na
Sanskaar-kya karoon
Swara-cockroack ko pakadiye...yeh body phir kyun banayi hai
Sanskaar-okk i know judo karate...batao kahaan hai cockroach...oye cockroach apni maa ka doodh piya hai toh bahar nikal
Swara-kyaaa...aapka dimaag to thik hai...judo karate se cockroack kaise bhagega
Sanskaar-abhi tumne hi toh kaha ki body ka use karo
Swara-maine ainvayi kaha
Sanskaar-toh kya karoon
Swara-dimaag ka use
Sanskaar-matlab
Swara-aap chodiye main hi kuch karti hoon
Sanskaar-kya karogi
Swara-rukiye(she goes to the bed n picked up one pillow)cockroach bahar nikal...abhi teri chatni banati hoon
Sanskaar-wo rha cockroach
(swara goes to the coackroach n start hitting him with that pillow)
Swara-abhi batati hoon tujhe ruk
Sanskaar-time please...i wanna say something
Swara-not now...m fighting...n see winning too
Sanskaar-no but listen
Swara-kaha na abhi nhi
Sanskaar-par cockroach wo sofa ke peeche gaya
Swara(she stopped)-kyaa
Sanskaar-hmm wo toh gya
Swara-toh pehle kyun nhi bola(n she starts hitting him with the pillow)
Sanskaar-tum ne toh kaha tha...u were busy
Swara-toh ab kya
Sanskaar-ab kya...hmmm...i m thinking
Swara-ghar mein kuch nhi hai kya
Sanskaar-hai na tv hai...refrigerator hai...AC hai...bed hai...aur bhi bohot saari cheezein hain
Swara(with i don't believe u look)-r u serious
Sanskaar-arey of course i m...yeh sab hai
Swara-issey cockroack kaise bhagega
Sanskaar-issey cockroach kyun bhagega
Swara-exactly...mera matlab tha cockroack bhagane ke liye ghar mein kuch hai kya
Sanskaar-nhi hai shayad
Swara-matlab yeh cockroach hamein aise hi tang karega
Sanskaar-never hum ek cockroach se nhi haarne waale...i mean i m Sanskaar Maheshwari yaar...tum ruko main abhi aya
(in garden...everybody was feeling so emberressed)
Uttara(in ragini's ear)-bhai thik toh hai na...i thought my bhai is a shy kind of person
Ragini-yeah we can see that...shy
(back to swasan room)
(sanskaar came back)
Swara-kahaan gyye the aap
Sanskaar-tanaaa(he showed her a bottle)
Swara-what is this
Sanskaar-kala hit
Swara-kyaa
Sanskaar-exactly...tumne tv mein advt. Nhi dekha ek cockroach bhi nhi bachega
Swara-but i guess wo advt. Mosquito ke liye hai
Sanskaar-accha
Swara-hmm mujhe tagline bhi yaad hai...ek machar bhi dangerous hai
Sanskaar-arey...sach mein kya
Swara-hmm
Sanskaar-arey so what yaar brand is same na...i.e. hit
Swara-very good idea...i m proud of u(she patted his back)(now her heart starts singing mere saiyaan superstar)
Sanskaar-but where is cockroach
Swara-bahar nikal cockroach aaj teri khair nhi dekh Sanskaar tere liye kya laaye hain
Sanskaar-tum kya usey dinner par invite kar rhi ho
Swara-nahin toh
Sanskaar-toh aisey kyun bula rhi ho jaisey main uskey liye five course meal laya hoon
Swara-oops sorry
Sanskaar-par ye cockroach gaya kahaan
Swara-kya pta
Sanskaar-lagta hai mujh se darker bhaag gya main hoon hi itna brave main toh sher se bhi lad sakta hoon i m so brave and(suddenly he saw something n with a terrified look)chi chi chi chi
Swara-kya chi chi
Sanskaar-chipkali(he starts running n jumped on the bed with swara following him n they both landed on to the bed together)thuddd(they broke the bed)
Swara-aap ne toh kaha tha ki aap sher se lad sakte hain
Sanskaar-woh toh ab bhi keh raha hoon par yeh sher thode hi na hai yeh to chipkali hai na
Swara-haan
Sanskaar-hmm(and he nodded his head)
(everybody was chatting n they heard a loud noise)
Sujata-yeh kya tha
Laksh-i thing earthquake
Sujata-yeh dono thik toh hai na
Ragini-lagta toh nhi hai
Uttara-dekhte hain
RPM-hmm chalo
(they all goes to their room n knocked)
Sanskaar-main dekhta hoon
(he opened the door)
Sujata-sab thik toh hai na beta
(they all entered)
Sujata-yeh sab kya hai aur ye bed kaise toota
Ragini-aisa kya kar rahe the(she bite her tounge)sorry
Uttara-aur yeh room ko kya hua...koi yudh lad rahe the kya aur bhai yeh hit kyun pakda hua hai aapne
(the room was so messy)
Swara(in an emberressing tone)-cockroach pakad rahe the
Everybody(together)-kyaaa
Swara-haan
Sanskaar-aur chipkali bhi
Everybody-hey bhagwaan
Swasan-kya hua
Laksh-kuch nhi(n they all starts laughing)
Bade Achche Lagte Hain Naya Season
