Bandhke Bus Stop Pe Khadi
Thi,
Sath Mein Khade Uncle Ne
Usko Dekha Aur Seeti Bajata
Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Uncle: "Chalti Kya 9 Se 12,
Rs 500 Dunga"
Ladki: "Papa Mein Hoon"
Ladkiyo Ka Dimaag Kitna Tez Aur Perfect Hota Hai Is Baat Ka Andaza Is Joke Se Lagaye. Ladki Ek Stationary Ki Dukan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandaar Se Boli Ladki: "Bhaiya, Aapke Pass Konsa Calculator Hai?" Dukandaar: "Casio" Ladki Boli: "Main Theek Hoon, Aap Sunao?"
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!
Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? Clasic Ans: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi? baaat karti hai.
Boy Friend on phone: Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai I seriously miss u! GF: Abhi to baat ki humne BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!
Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya jis se mera sir uncha hua ho? Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche l)('',)____//\_ ]""""""""""""[ TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?