Make way ladies as I chikni chameli my Kim Kardashian booty into this forum.
I had one look at the promo and VD’s Tere Naam hairstyle and noped-the-fcuk back into my gremlin cave. I‘m not a fan of VD (Shoot me. I dare you), but I still tried to find his PYEK avatar (and looks) in his current self but to no avail. He’s looking terrible. I don’t understand why no director ever thinks to themselves: Ah, Vivian. The vampire boy. Good looking man when he doesn’t have the mid-parted Tarzan hair covering his face. Straight the fcuk out, even Salman looked better when they chopped off his hair for one second in this song.
Salman even has a few words to share: Vivian, dekho mere taraf se. dO I lOoK hApPy tO yoU?
Nahin na? Baal kaat lo beta.
*Sobbing intensifies*
Hair aside. Is the director VD’s Jaani-Dushman? I was SCREAMING from laughter when they introduced Ranveer doing a handstand at the edge of a rooftop.🤣 They couldn’t think of any other way to portray him as a fearless daredevil? I would have been more convinced of his badass-ness if they showed him completing a 20 year serial of Ekta Kapoor. Now that’s brave. But no, they showed a pointless scene ripped off from spider-man and tried to pass off doing-a-handstand-on-the-roof as a normal thing to do on a Monday morning.
If you think I’m done complaining, then behold as I do a U-turn and come running back with more shit to say, whether you like it or not. 🙂😂
Please don’t even get me started on the action scene. Rather than a fight, it looked more like me when I finally escape the clutches of my mother and blindly throw punches at my annoying siblings, with my face is scrunched up, sobbing like a bitch.
Jesus. This is literally live footage of me sitting on top of my sister and hitting her out of rage for wearing my newly bought clothes before I did.
Only difference is that I didn’t stop like Ranveer did.
Okay I’m getting carried away and laughing fondly to myself at this point. Great memories. Anyhow, make a petition, go on a strike, do something to pass this message along to the producers of this show. I’d like to enjoy watching the moral compass leave my body when the hero is acting like an obsessed psycho BUT looking sexy while he’s doing it. Plez.
Signing off.
Don’t hate me.
Goodbye to you, you and you.